>German plans first ever plane trip to SF because of Hollywood movies
>Super drunk on plane, plane refuels in Bangor, Maine
>Gets off and thinks it's San Francisco for a week and only realizes it when a German speaker explains to him he's in Maine
>Becomes a celebrity in Maine and gets golden acces to everything
>Wanted to visit an American jail so Bangor jail was opened to him to visit
>Loves Maine and Bangor
>SF then pays for him to come visit and have the trip of his life
>Meets mayor, gets to proposed to by multiple girls, became an honorary member of the Wong Family Association

https://www.sfgate.com/local/editorspicks/article/lost-tourist-who-thought-Bangor-was-San-Francisco-15940512.php

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Kreuz

I guess being a likable naive traveller goes a long way

>After returning from America, Erwin Kreuz continued to live his bachelor life in Adelsried and never married. During his last days, he stayed at a nursing home in Peiting, Bavaria. His nurse mentioned that he regularly viewed a photo album from his time in Bangor, which kept him awake and joyful despite his dementia, which resulted from his excessive alcohol consumption. He died in 2010 at the age of 83.

>>2805510
>17 beers a day
Well damn.

F

>>2805510
>>2805512
->he lived to 83 as an alcoholic.
>my grandpa made it to 88 as a drunk
>im 43 and sipping my 3rd jack and coke of the day right now.
>tfw i got another 40 years

>>2805557
he was born in the 20s which is pre-WW2 so definately not a boomer. Most boomers were teens to 20s in the 1970s
>t. has a boomer mom who was in high school in 1976

>>2805611
Nobody cares what real boomers are it's just a way for young idiots to complain about old people as they always do. Most "le evil boomers" are actually gen x

based real traveller™

>>2805509 (OP)
My favorite classification of a developed society too: plentiful shade trees.

>>2805602
Your grandpa also did manual labor, possibly fought in a war and didn't spend hours per day sitting on a cantonese cat breeding forum. You'll die 25 years before he did, sorry anon.

I wish I became a local celebrity just for being a retard