You picked her, right? Only virgins pick Knives

>>211349712 (OP)
knives was cute and loved me. I mean scott. ramona was hot but definitely fling material

>>211349712 (OP)
Its a movie. You dont pick anything dumbass

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>>211349712 (OP)
>not picking kim
lol

>>211349739
Where is this meme from in regards to MEW? I know she cheated but where did this originate specifically.

Ramona a puta, Knives is in fact far too young, Kim is the best pick

>>211349722
>>211349751
>>211349785
Why would you pick a 5/10 hapa or a 3/10 freckled loner over a certified 10/10?

>>211349851
a) she's a whooha

>>211349712 (OP)

>>211347211
It's "trendy" (late 2010s trend but whatever) for egirls to exaggerate a white dot on the tip of the nose or a vertical stripe up the middle. And yes, it does look unnatural.

Autocorrect changed egirls to evils and I was conflicted about changing it back

>>211349712 (OP)
romona flowers ruined a generation of women

i've got two load, one for each of ya

women do not take responsibility for mistakes made in relationships. a woman who has had 7 ex-boyfriends will claim in complete sincerity, that they did nothing wrong, but there was something wrong with each guy.
you, being the 8th boyfriend, think
>i can fix her, those other guys must've been assholes
only to find out there was nothing wrong with those past guys. the common denominator is the problem, the PUTA. you are now the new exciting thing in her life for a brief moment until the newness wears off and she can blame some of your faults for ending the relationship.

find yourself a Knives and hold on tight.

>>211349888
Litteraly Konichuwa dude

>>211349768
Newfag

>>211349888
Still looked good also digits

>>211349888
This will be me

I picked Lisa

>>211349712 (OP)
>le ebin quirky goth e-girl with purple hair who's not like other girls
no that's gay, not that I care for the square looking chink either

>>211349751
based Kim enjoyer

>>211349712 (OP)
>>211349851

>Turns into hot milf who probably is into baking and pilates

Goddamn she just matches what I lust for over the years.

>>211349768
It's just browns forcing their brownspeak into meme culture.

>>211349888
that is exactly what scott pilgrim would look like in his 30s lmfao based knives

>>211349888
mfw i get to chau down every night for 12 years

>>211349712 (OP)

Nah I'm not a coward, Envy or nothing

>>211349888
ok but seriously, why is it always a white guy?

>>211351980
WMAF is the best porn genre by far.

>>211351980
white men and asian women are statistically the most attractive human beings so it's only natural they find each other

>>211349768
for some reason latina housewives got really heated on twitter/instagram calling her puta

Ewan is old and a manlet.... why did she cheat on her husband for him

>>211352402
>why did stacy leave eugene for chad i don't get it

>>211349712 (OP)
Knives was too clingy. But in a few years woulda been the perfect choice.

>>211352402
he had aura fr fr

>>211349712 (OP)
Scott pilgrim is based for dating a highschooler in his twenties but not as based as me, I stuck to my guns and knocked her up ( twice ) then married her

>>211352494
>hello there

>>211349712 (OP)
I picked my nose

>>211349712 (OP)
That's good cause I'm a virgin.

>>211349712 (OP)
I picked Egg

Alright /tv/, what's the appeal?

>>211349712 (OP)
I actually liked her feisty ex lesbo.

>21
>already has double digit body count

Aubrey plaza then brie Larson then the drummer with mirrored glasses

>>211353827
From arrested dev?

>>211349712 (OP)
Back then 7 a huge number of exes to have at that age.

now tho...

>>211354959
People have less sex now than they did back then. 7 exes is an unthinkably large number for zoomers

>>211355028
Zoomettes have shittons of sex.

>>211349712 (OP)
I choose Kim you fucking philistine

>>211349712 (OP)
Scott Pilgrim is literally me except none of the girls

>>211355526
The film really gave me a false impression of how dating/attraction worked. I legit thought that being nerdy and shy was cute to women after watching that film. Yes I am a little autistic

I prefer the foul-mouthed bitchy one.

>>211354124
The actress should have adopted this look, she has an ugly 6 head

>>211349739
Why'd they do it? They both had decades long successful marriages. It doesn't make sense

>>211354124
tomboy

NV mogs all of them

>>211355546
>I legit thought that being nerdy and shy was cute to women after watching that film.
it was in the 00s, skinny white hipster boys were extremely popular, think of seth cohen in the o.c.
the reason why so many millennials love scott pilgrim is because it captures being a hipster in your early 20s in that specific era better than any other movie ever made

>>211351353
what does azn pussy taste like, bros?

>>211349712 (OP)
Older roastie vs. barely legal highschool asian teen.
I'm going with the obsessed asian teen

>>211355055
like 1% of zoomettes are turbo whores with zero socialtal backlash, the rest of zoomettes barely even date

>>211356798
>NV
it's envy, you fucking zoomer

If I was scott I'd either try to fuck my sister or Julie Powers or the jailbait asian

>>211349712 (OP)
That smile...
That damn smile...

>>211357113
she calls herself Envy because her name is Nat Vega

>>211349712 (OP)
>Dating mentally ill Canadians
Genuinely worse than US roasties. Iykyk, if you don't know, then you're lucky.

>>211349712 (OP)
my puta

>>211354124
Messy bangs bro

>>211357187
don't know where you pulled "vega" from but yes, her Envy is from her initials, but she never calls herself "NV", nor does anyone else

>>211349712 (OP)
I picked Envy Adams.

>>211349712 (OP)
For me it's Roxy

>>211354124
I can't seriously consider undoubtedly beautiful women as a dating material. Life of a woman is already easy as fuck, imagine being pretty as well - there are 0 chances it didn't influence her mentally and didn't contribute to the development of narcissism. Only partially ugly women have souls, unironically. "The ugly wife is a treasure at home" as Chinese say.

>>211352343
Where in america do you even find them? Im in the fucking south and all i see are fatties, drug whores, negresses, etc but hardly any asian chicks at all. Shit sucks.

>>211354124
do not inquire further

>>211358227
why do asians gravitate towards the places theyre most likely to be assaulted by minorities? i thought they were supposed to be smart

>>211351980
First reason is that asian women hate asian men because in asian countries (especially China) families still live in "boys (a family heir) first" mode and girls grow with a grudge against boys.
Second reason is that Asians are also quite racist and whites are closest they have to their own kind, so its just a natural next choice. Also a lot of natural white traits considered a beauty standard in Asian countries (being tall, pale skin, fluffy hair, bright eyes)

>>211351353
Tismbros cant tell this is a strained smile. Soulless gook probably making his life miserable

>>211356314
>successful
How do you know that really?

>>211356992
Caucasian penis

>>211356314
how fucking short is that cunt

>>211358730
I'm a marriage counselor.

>>211349712 (OP)
I had a few faps over her back in the day don't get me wrong. But she's not marriage material.

>>211352343
This would be plausible if it wasn't for the fact that only the middest of white dudes settle for them.
The truth is that asian women have severe self hate+internalized white worship+standard fem hypergamy = hop on the first sloppy white guy that looks in their direction. Its easy work for sub5 bros but you KNOW you can do better.

>>211349712 (OP)
>picking a girl who has been RUN THROUGH and doesn't care about you

I pick Roxy, I don't regret anything

Dr Pavel I'm CIA
He wasn't alone
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
They are not my friends
Don't worry no charge for them
And why would I want them
They were trying to grab your prize, they work for the mercenary, the masketta man
BANE?
Alright, get 'em on board, I'll call ITIN

>>211359825
>the fact that only the middest of white dudes settle for them
holy cope

>>211359857
I don’t care about a woman’s past and neither should you.

>>211349712 (OP)
They're all just basic 5/10 bitches that nobody would give a fuck about

>>211358178
South sucks bro.
Long island new york is a paradise.

Where my Juliechads at?

>>211360768
same place they've always been: nowhere.

>>211349712 (OP)
Mew usually looks good but she looks kinda busted here for some reason.

>>211354124
Alison Pill has acted with Sarah Gadon

Everyone was decently cast besides Cera, I still don't get why they picked him.

>>211349712 (OP)
To be honest, I don't think there's a single character in this movie (outside of Young Neil) who isn't a complete asshole in one way or another. I don't like these people.

>>211360768
>Looks at face
"That's no moon."

>>211352494
ewan mcnigger

>>211358275
hjoly fucking megamind CRANIAL HEMMORHAGE

>>211360768
She's alright.

>>211349712 (OP)
No I did not pick her. Yes I was (and still am) a virgin. Knives unlocked my asian fetish and Kim unlocked my natural redhead fetish.

Its her....it's always been her