>I have a gun in case I ever want to commit suicide
>Just having the gun here, knowing there's a way out, it helps
Can you really fault his reasoning?

wtf he's just a dog, what does he have to worry about other than worms?

*loving caresses my veterinary nembutal bottle*

Seth really wanted that Emmy

>>211358458 (OP)
That's hilarious, and it makes you think. A classic example of why Family Guy is so popular.

>>211358458 (OP)
I'm 27 and I fully accepted that I'd kill myself when I was 13. I always thought I'd be dead by my early 20s. I'm now much older than I intended to live.

>>211359090
Why aren't you doing it right now then?

>>211358458 (OP)
>normal words but a dog
Groundbreaking stuff

>>211358458 (OP)
It makes sense to me. I don't plan on having a family and I don't want to be in a nursing home rotting, so when I can't look after myself it would be nice to have the option of simply blasting my brains out.

>>211359612
I just pozzed a ladyboys bussy like an hour ago

>>211359090
Yeah, I had a plan to kill myself by 35. But life has actually gotten better, so now that timeframe is moved up to 45. I'm 38 now, let's see what goes wrong.

>>211359687
>faggot sodomite's suicide is long, drawn out, and takes others down with him
Yeah that fits. Did you decide you'd kill yourself when you were 13 because that's when you were molested?

>>211359612
I'm more hopeful than I was as a teenager. Also there are two kinds of suicides: the cold rational acceptance that one's life won't be worth living and suicides committed in the heat of passion. I would be committing the first and that requires a lot more bravery. We are much more biological than we like to believe and so our minds will always find intuitive ways to resist executive decisions. I've never been suicidal but I cope in a way similar to Brian.

>>211359721
Touch my cock and love me, faggot

>>211358458 (OP)
>liberal atheist is also a pathetic weak faggot
:O???

>>211360498
Brian's a fictional character. It's a caricature

>>211359090
Drink yourself to the point of no return. It's what I did and now I am in the hospital right now after heart failure. While here I then had a blood clot go to my brain and cause a moderate stroke. It didn't do any serious permanent damage though.

>>211360749
> It didn't do any serious permanent damage though
What a fucking dumb cope, of course having heart failure and a stroke no matter how "moderate" is going to do permanent damage.
You are going to be weaker, and more prone to every kind of catastrophic failure of your body for the rest of your life unless you stop drinking and start taking care of yourself
I was an alcoholic from 30 to 40, then I realized I wanted to do something with my life besides humiliate everyone who cares/d about me and be a waste of existence.
Its possible to recover, completely, but you have to stop lying to yourself first.
"didn't do any serious permanent damage" fucking lol
And yeah, with the rest of the people here, didn't think I was going to live past 20, then 30, then 40. Having a gun is a good thing, going out on your own terms is a man's right - but only get one if you aren't an NPC and can actual control your worst impulses during hard time, you never know what period of your life is going to be your happiest and most fulfilled.
Mine, from best to worst:
>40+
>18-24
>24-30
>6-14
>14-18
>30-40

>>211359878
I didn't ask what they did to you albeit?

>>211358458 (OP)
Drama queen. He's a house dog.