francesca gardiner, showrunner
>co-executive producer on the shit hbo "his dark materials" with jack thorne (guy who invented black hermione in his harry potter play), wrote 5 episodes
>was on succession staff but never wrote an episode
>low-ranking producer on killing eve, never wrote an episode
laura neal
>another producer from killing eve
josephine gardiner
>showrunner's sister
>has never written for tv before
andy greenwald
>creator of "briarpatch"
>wrote on legion
>publicly stated that he didn't read all the harry potter books
ripley parker
>thandie newton's 24yo daughter
>got given a show by netflix despite having zero previous tv experience in any capacity, she was the showrunner and wrote 4 episodes
>harry potter is her second ever writing job
these are the people hbo has hired to write their biggest show since game of thrones
black snape is a joke but this is why it will be shit

>kids show being written by females and a female brained male based on a childrens book written by a female
Grow up, tranny. Have kids so you have a real excuse to watch this slop instead of it being because you're a tasteless MANchild

>>211359111
>aimless sperging

this shit is not making it to book 3

>>211358960 (OP)
>mostly w*men
We are getting Hermione×Draco endgame bros

>>211358960 (OP)
you know they are not supposed to even write?
there is no writing involved


>but they must reed the book
chad gpt can do that, in fact..

>>211358960 (OP)
Wow; with that many untalented hacks on board, I guess the writing team really might live up to the spirit of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>211358960 (OP)
>showrunner's sister
>thandie newton's daughter

>these are the people hbo has hired to write their biggest show since game of thrones
DABID!

>>211360330
I missed you buddy
Youre 10 times better than the pajeet poster

>>211358960 (OP)
Guy who wrote on legion is promising
Legion was kino

And that’s just the writers room. It makes you what other positions on the crew are filled with nepo babies

>>211358960 (OP)
>got given a show by netflix despite having zero previous tv experience in any capacity, she was the showrunner and wrote 4 episodes
they're really not hiding it anymore are they

>>211358960 (OP)
the writing is already done, kid

>>211360912
you're a fucking retard

>>211358960 (OP)
shitshow shit show is going to be shit, how profound, more news at 10

>>211358960 (OP)
i mean just look at her
no one that looks like that has ever made kino

Based.
The books are shit and retards will love this slop anyway, so you can bet your ass I would be there getting my paycheck adapting this trash to TV.
>but muh artistic integrity
It's Harry Potter. Grow up

>>211358960 (OP)
The fact this show will be bad is not really surprising bro, you new to this reality or something?

>>211358960 (OP)
The fun and magical adventure aspect of late 90s/early 2000s YA scholastic book fair stuff will be completely stripped from the story and replaced with cold and clinical corpo-woke slop that stinks of bitterness and meaness.

>>211360330

>>211358960 (OP)
i'm so tired, bros

>>211360607
Andy Greenwood had nothing to do with it I assure you

>>211358960 (OP)
>thandie newton
I hate this woman.

>>211358960 (OP)
I dont understand, who am I supposed to want to adapt this series of Children's books?