My best friend died in a car accident four years ago, he's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend Brandon Novak is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all the SHIT. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anybody. I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and then probably went to jail. She has a big mouth. I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on. Paybacks a bitch motherfu-

>>211360478 (OP)
why are you spamming this degenerate?

>>211360478 (OP)
is he back to earthrocking? Last season of viva la bam with the sober arc kinda sucked. I'm sure the hard core fans liked it but it wasnt earthrocking.

>>211360502
Fuck you, Tremaine. I'll see you in court.

>>211360478 (OP)
earth status?

>>211360604
packed.

>>211360580
Fuck me? No, fuck you. When you're dead (which isn't far off) I'll make sure you're cremated and I'll piss on the ashes!

>we never vemoed him a buck.

>>211360502
LETS GET GAY BONER BOY

was brian wilson an earthrocker?

>>211360478 (OP)
can anyone even find the original clip? i tried to but it's just all bullshit or AI-edited clips even if i search before 2020

>>211360478 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVc8W-Q-qm0

>>211362058
>i-it's kino!

The Bam meme is defunct for now because he's sober and heavily involved in skating again. Tony Hawk even put him in the new remasters that are coming out.

>>211362209
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk

the only time he's ever worn a helmet in a skatepark.

>>211362391
wait till the impulse wife half his age he married less than a year sober. leaves him. then the earth will rock to richter scale levels. thats why you dont make other people your reason to get sober. they eventually fail your expectations.

>>211360580
Hey bro, Ryan here from the graves. I never actually liked you, Bam. Your whole life has been a lie

>>211362617
He also got sober so that he could skate again. His wife is a stretch coach so she helps him do that and then sucks his dick at night. He is basically a NEET who fucks around skating a couple hour a day on average to give his day structure. Dude is living the dream desu.