the worst thing about modern movies is there's no more theme songs sung by the star

WICKI-WICKI-WILD
WICKI-WILD
WICKI-WICKI-WILD WILD WEST

JIM WEST, DESPERADO
ROUGH RIDER, NO YOU DON'T WANT NADA

>>211363164
Nun of this
Six gunnin this, look it's like aye told ya

>>211362663 (OP)
should i watch this for realsies? i remember seeing the robot spider in the commercials and thought it was the coolest but i missed out on the movie for whatever reason

>>211363394
it's unironically really fun late 90s/early 2000s slop kino. no artistic merit, but it's funny, and cool to watch as a time capsule. this was long before the general public knew will smith was an actual faggot that gets fucked in the ass

>>211362663 (OP)
i love this movie so much
for the stars, for the original will smith song, for the CGI, for the wit, for the extragavance and exaggeration for the time period, i love all of it. we need more of it.

>>211363394
Yes. It's pulpy, western, sci-fi spy kino from back when Will Smith was cool. Fun villains, cool set pieces and killer machines.

You also get to see Salma Hayek's cheeks.

>>211363423
ok, thx pardner

>>211363394
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>>211363441
It was on cable all the time and made me fall for Bai ling.

>>211363441
based

As an 8 year old boy I was willing to kill my whole family for this

>>211365664
does anyone remember an image of Hayek flashing her boobs at a bus?

>>211366064
Nope.

>>211362663 (OP)
This movie was kino, fuck the haters, and fuck that no fun redditor Kevin Smith

>>211365664
>It's nice having her on board, she's a breath of fresh ass

>>211362663 (OP)
Kenneth Branagh did not sing the theme song for that film.

>>211363394
God no.

The song Diddy made for Godzilla (1998) was a banger

>>211362663 (OP)
good point

https://youtu.be/1b2kcYfJ364?si=xC2Yyzl_tXThlBcg

Does this count

>>211363394
Watch the show instead

I miss when movies had a real theme song in general.

>>211362663 (OP)
The pun battle should have gone on for twice as long

>>211363394
its not bad, i genuinely cannot remember what the plot was though