Rounders
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The secret tell of this unbeatable stone-faced Russian poker player is that he pulls out a big tray of biscuits and slowly eats from it in front of everybody.
Bravo, Marr Daimon!
>>211365656 (OP)This movie is genuinely hilarious in a good way if you're a poker player.
>>211365656 (OP)But when he doesn't have the oreos at all, he plays like complete shit.
>>211365816literally nothing wrong with checking there 4 way. out of position, too. you retards should stick to Solitaire.
>>211365864I'll keep it honest, I'm usually disgusted at people who think it's somehow interesting to endlessly meme "EPIC moments from the golden-age of poker", but I do love this fucker.
>>211365816I don't think I've ever gotten a hand this good, once or twice, but I always max out with 2 pair
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>>211365976Phil is my favorite player of all time
>Did you believe me again, Phil?
>>211365996>I don't think I've ever gotten a hand this goodwhy does it matter what you have?
Poker guy here that got into MtG and YuGiOh. Honestly these retard kids don't know what they're doing. It's a clean sweep every time.
>>211365996How many hands of poker did you play? Play a couple of million hands and you'll run into some interesting situations unfolding.
>John Malkovich
and for that reason, I'm in. I don't want to get into poker, I'm bad enough with the roulette wheel, if I felt like I was even more in control I would end up wearing a wooden barrel with suspenders
>>211366058hold em with friends a bunch of times and a couple hours online in like governers of poker, I just assumed good hands are crazy rare
>>2113661012 hours online should've landed you more than two pair, statistically speaking. you ran bad.
You guys wanna play on pokerbros?
>>211365656 (OP)Didnt Malkovich say that during this entire shoot he was being as hammy as possible as a joke, but that after every take all the other cast and crew would clap respectfully.
>>211365656 (OP)>biscuitsthey are cookies you dumb eurofag
>>211366354We invented it, we can call it whatever we want. Shart and seethe.
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>>211366354I'm Australian. Have a TimTam.
>>211366354I once invited a girl from south africa to Thanksgiving. She asked if she could bring anything, I asked her to bring biscuits. She showed up with cookies, it was cute honestly.
>>211365656 (OP)You clearly don’t have Oreos in Bongland
>dammit, fuckIt’s the fact that he doesn’t cleanly twist the Oreos apart that is the tell
>>211367832It’s incredibly sad that you would make up a story like this.
>>211367959We do, they taste like shit
>>211366397>weayyo this nigga takes credit for his ancestors shit
>>211369020You're clearly eating the wrong flavor.
>>211366348he said he purposefully did a garbage, borderline cartoonish accent on the first take just to fuck around but then everyone clapped and told him it was great, except for matt damon who gave him a horrified look, to whom he whispered something along the lines of "i'm (malkovich) a shit actor"
This is in my top 3. I will never admit it in public because people will assume I like it because of all the pokerfags on TV. Great movie.
>missed the poker boom
>missed the crypto boom
what's the next boom? It's good to be in something from the ground floor
>>211366397what do you call bread biscuits then?
>>211365816didn't he basically just do in this hand what his character did at the end of rounders?
>>211365864think you'll find the lady has a king pair
>>211372105well then what do you call scones
>>211365656 (OP)Biscuits are eaten with gravy, those are Oreo sandwich cookies. They are not "biscuits" you chungus.
