Dude folded a piece of paper and put a pencil through it and everyone was like "makes sense to me" including (You) lmao

How do you bend to whole universe?

>>211372160 (OP)
fairy tales for redditors

If the universe is made of cheese, makes sense that we can use the cheese holes as vector space to tunnel through the alpha potential following the dirac equation. Depending on the lagrangian of the cheese consistency, you'll get the fiber bundles to compose the vector group of the cheese smell, more pungent smell like a Gorgonzola would meet yangmills equation but softer, milder cheese like a Gouda construction on the non-linear kernel of the bundle derives the vector space of the cheese tunnel.
How would Cotija or Cream cheese bundles would factor the Ricci tensor to the cheese hole's curvature when they are practically non-linear, that I have no idea.
This is also hypothetical, I don't know if there's compounding lagrangian for Cream cheese holes, maybe they can only form out on the manifold of hard cheese, like Parmigiano

>>211372160 (OP)
I saw it and thought "a wormhole would only be possible with negative energy curvature, and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle would only allow such a state on minuscule time scales, far too small for a spaceship"

>>211372160 (OP)
It's funny how people use this scene as a example when it's pretty obvious he might just be talking out of his ass and the thing is actually empowered by Satanic magic.

>>211373685
Shut up nerd

>>211372160 (OP)
there's no other way to show the scientific fact to lamemen

>>211372258
>bends a piece of paper
the universe.... bends to us

>>211375005
>Implying it is not

>>211372160 (OP)
It's a gross oversimplification of a theoretical phenomenon produced by black holes.

>>211372160 (OP)
If that bothers you feel free to look into "hard scifi" but quick warning you're gonna learn that scifi backed by reality is dense and boring as fuck

>>211375536
>oversimplification


Precisely. His Audience literally said, Fuck Layman do you speak English?

>>211375536
So you think the movie would have been smoother and explained its concept better if he had instead drawn all this onto the piece of paper?
As the first of maybe twenty parts?

>>211375561
>exhaustive gobbleyDygook

>>211375621

>>211372160 (OP)

Alright, listen up, Morty-level intellects. Let’s try to dumb this down enough for your monkey brains to maybe maaaaybe not drool all over yourselves. This flat-ass piece of paper? This is your sad, pathetic little understanding of space. Two dimensions. Bravo. You're halfway to a coloring book. Dumbasses. Now, let’s say this dot is your precious Earth, and this other dot is some random galaxy on the other side of the cosmos where, if we're lucky, they don’t have TikTok. You wanna get from here to there? Good luck. That’s billions of light-years. You’d be dead before your great-great-grandkid finishes buffering the automatic jerk-off machine.

This is the slow way. The ‘I-got-my-PhD-from-Youtube comments’ way. You’re crawling through spacetime like a caveman with a flashlight and diarrhea. But if you had two neurons to rub together, you'd realize space isn't a sheet.It's bendy, stretchy, and way more interesting than your 9th grade science class ever hinted at while Jessica was giving handys to the jocks underneath the bleachers. Boom. Wormhole. Shortcut. You fold spacetime, connect two distant points, and punch a hole through it. Like a cosmic cheat code. Except it doesn’t give you infinite lives, it gives you physics that make your primitive brain melt like cheese on a warp coil.

Any questions? No? Good. I’d hate to have to explain gravity next. I don’t have all day to babysit kindergarten. WUBALUBBADUBDUB

>>211375660
I hate Rick and Morty so damn much. Good Splaining though.

>>211375536
>theoretical phenomenon
wowowo
in english please?

>>211373685
MY NAME IS JOHN CRICHTON
AN ASTRONAUT
I WAS SHOT THROUGH A WORMHOLE

>>211375660
Gravitational distortion, that's where the gold is. If you can manipulate gravity, you can rewrite physical science.

>>211373685
A real alien ship is stretched out ahead of the wave, so in fact they have some real time to do things before they have to pick up and go before the wave catches up. Looks like a blink of the eye to someone on the ground.

>>211372160 (OP)
>the universe is 2-dimensional
damn that's crazy
>>211373685
ummm,, in English please?

>>211375536
Just wait till you try pussy. You’re gonna love it.

>>211376560
>a piece of paper is two dimensional
You’re gonna have to mansplain this to me anon.

>>211376434
>go through wormhole
>get harem of feisty alien girls all wanting your dick
dang I shoulda been an astronaut

>dude you can totally bend space for FTL travel lmao
nah, literally impossible. We should be focusing solely on creating more powerful rockets

>>211372258
It's made of paper.

>>211372160 (OP)

>You're off this ship, Doctor! Turn in your reality!
>And your other reality!

>>211372160 (OP)
is this jurassic park?

>>211375660

Now i understand.

>>211376729
Heh... Yeah, I already "studied" those uhhhh... "black holes". Heheheh... Know what I'm sayin'?

>>211372258
You don't bend the universe. You are bending. There is no spoon.
He should have pierced the piece of paper with a spoon

>>211376794
We have plenty powerful rockets. It doesn't matter if we increased them 100x. We still wouldn't have the fuel or time to get anywhere and the G forces would kill the crew anyway. You want space travel to other systems? You should focus on changing the human body to be space faring. Either become cyborgs with little to no human parts requiring all that specialized life support equipment or have AI pilot the ship and grow new humans when it arrives. Humans were never meant to go into space. Trying to work around that and keep them healthy is the primary limiting factor.

>>211372160 (OP)
From one side, I like how they made it in this movie because he deliberately explain it as if his audience were retarded children.
On the other hand, I hated that the question was asked by space professionists who, even if in universe the tech was super innovative, they shouldnt be that illiterate

>>211375561
He proably thinks that "realsitic sci fi" is something barely less fantasy like the expanse

>>211376879
Thr stinkiest planet in the solar system

>>211372160 (OP)
There needs to be a parody sci-fi flick that has one character ask 'how does a wormhole work' and then every single other character in the room grabs a random piece of paper and a pen or pencil and starts to give the same explanation talking over each other just worded differently.

>>211375660
>using AI to impress other Anons on /tv/
What have you become?

>>211377357
A man... in a mask.

But seriously—if you're using AI to flex on /tv/, you’ve either ascended to meta-posting levels of irony, or you’ve fallen into the "look at me, I'm smart in a sterile way" trap. Either way, Kubrick is disappointed. Lynch is confused. And Nolan is probably writing a movie about it.

But hey, if you’re using it to craft the perfect shitpost or recreate a Herzog monologue about Fast & Furious—carry on, king.

>>211377149
Yeah, It's clearly the worst planet. It's got like twenty eight moons and they all think he stinks. It's kinda sad.

>>211372160 (OP)
>explain something in the simplest term so even a retard could understand what the technology does despite not knowing the actual process of how it works
Yup its a redditor brainlet thread

>>211377305
Nah, it needs to be toned down. Everyone shits on the idea and pretends it's in a hundred movies, but it's pretty much only in Event Horizon and Interstellar

its basically magic unless you go to school for literally years. I don't care enough, whatever he says is fine

>>211372258
You must first invent an apple pie.

>>211376794
Rockets only get you into space, where solar energy takes over, thrusters would be a good idea because you can use space to give you momentum, no need for rockets. But the space is so vast you wouldn't get anywhere, which is where the theory to bend space comes from, everybody shits in the pencil through paper but its an actual science theory, the problem with such a thing could cause a huge wake destroying everything in its path.
The next best thing is ai to run the ship while the crew go into status but would be a one way trip and would need to identify habitale planets before hand.
As it is we babysit niggers while they destory civilisation

>>211377543
It was a trite meme even when EH was new.
Wouldn't be if it only happened in 2 movies

>>211377824
You're wrong.

>>211377824
>>211378165
TVTropes says they use it is four live action films (Deja Vu, Event Horizon, Interstellar, and Thor: Love and Thunder) and also five TV series (Quantum Leap, Stargate, Stranger Things, Dark, and Earth: Final Conflict)

They're usually pretty complete about lists like this, so actually pretty uncommon compared to the cultural impact it's had.


> YouTuber Man Carrying Thing pokes fun at the trope in his video titled "that scene in every sci-fi movie", where a guy does the paper-and-pen trick in an attempt to explain wormholes to another guy "like [they're] five years old".
> Guy: (bends paper) What we do is bend the universe to put these two points together.
> Other Guy: Now stick a pencil through it to really hammer home your point.
> (guy tears a hole through the two halves of the paper using a pen, other guy gasps)
> Guy: This should leave the audience with no questions at all.

>>211375536
Black holes appear to represent a boundary condition to the space/time universe construct. Whether each black hole is a unique set of boundary conditions or they all share the same boundary conditions is still an open question.

>>211378165
Compelling argument.
Were you even born when it came out?

>>211378197
>TVTropes

>>211378400
They're good for lists like this.

You have a better list for when this analogy was used in different shows or films?

>>211378380
Why would I argue with you? You're blatantly wrong and fucking stupid kek

>>211376879
They knew what they were doing when they made this spread.

>>211377386

Listen here you fucking dipshit. I didnt use AI to make my extremely witty and funny post. I used my own smarts and with. You fucking cretin. How dare you? I put a lot of time and effort into that fucking post and you come at me all HUEHUEHUEHUE A.I. Fuck you.

We’ve angered the AI. Back to your cagie AI wagie.

>>211372258
You don't bend anything. You use gravity to create a hole in space time. This is proven physics, a black hole is a dead star that has torn a hole in space time due to having the same gravitational mass in a much smaller area.

>>211372160 (OP)
This movie stood out for having probably the most annoying black character in a film ever. I'm sure there are challengers, but he really nailed it. Even spends several lines trying to bang the white lady in charge. (she giggles and bats her eyelashes)

>>211372160 (OP)
My first thought about such a demonstration is show us in 3D. They try to explain folding space using a 2D medium.

>>211380141
I'm 99% sure you've already seen the 3d representation.

>>211380052
It’s not proven at all. We have never intentionally “bent” space time nor have we observed it happening.

>>211380498
>nor have we observed it happening
It has to be accounted for in order for gps sattellites to function, so yes it has most certainly been observed.

Good science should be able to be explained straight forwardly.

Climate change needs something like this lol

>>211380557
Gravity does that. You didn’t do shit.

>>211380617
>We haven't observed it
>yes we have
>Noooo that's the wrong kind!!
Shut up, retard.

>>211380674
Oh I’m a completely different retard but the other retard is right. We’ve observed it but we didn’t do it. We’re too wee you see.

>>211380727
>nor have we observed it happening
Learn to read.

>>211380762
Alright fair enough. I am a retard after all. I suppose every time I lug my fat ass out of bed to fuck your mom I’m making gravity waves tbqhfamaloi.