Thread 211373712 - /tv/ [Archived: 1439 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:12:42 PM No.211373712
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I hate this talentless hack so much.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:15:32 PM No.211373743
He made Memento! Story in 50 different dimensions and timelines and stuff man, you forgot!?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:16:49 PM No.211373760
>>211373712 (OP)
Then don't watch his movies. Simple as.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:18:29 PM No.211373772
memento and the prestige are pretty good but the rest of his movies are mid
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:18:36 PM No.211373773
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>>211373712 (OP)
Filtered.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:21:01 PM No.211373798
>>211373773
This has to be fake.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:21:25 PM No.211373804
>>211373773
>The key idea:

>A mirror reverses the direction perpendicular to its surface (front-back), not left-right or up-down.
We interpret this as a left-right reversal because, when we turn to face the mirror, we rotate around a vertical axis, swapping our own left and right.

does this retard seriously not know about chatgpt
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:25:51 PM No.211373850
If the Odyssey sucks, then, it will be legit to call him a hack.

Like, okay, bro, I love The Prestige. Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and Interestellar are very good too. But Dunkirk, The Dark Knight Rises and Tenet were really bad. Oppenheimer is simply irrelevant.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:30:52 PM No.211373915
>>211373804
Do you really need chatgpt for that? Isn't it obvious? Nolan thought what he said was smart but he blew his own fart.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:30:58 PM No.211373916
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>>211373850
>The Dark Knight Rises and Tenet were really bad

FOR YOU
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:31:35 PM No.211373926
>>211373915
how was i supposed to know that? science is hard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:33:55 PM No.211373955
I don't get the hatred people has for him. At least he makes original movies without a bazillion pajeets behind the scenes making the CGI. I can endure his shitty dialogues and music mixing so bad you can't hear what is said without subtitles for that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:35:17 PM No.211373974
>>211373712 (OP)
Prestige, Dark Knight, Inception - kino.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:36:29 PM No.211373983
>>211373712 (OP)
I really don’t. I don’t understand /tv/‘s hate for him. I like memento, I like the dark knight trilogy, I like inception and interstellar. Maybe you guys should stop being so…cynical? He’s a big budget Hollywood director who makes big budget Hollywood films. I’m tired of hearing this slander that hes a hack.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:37:31 PM No.211374002
>>211373712 (OP)
Did he made anything watchable after Inception?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:38:30 PM No.211374014
>>211374002
Sadly no.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:38:34 PM No.211374016
>>211373974
I have love-hate relationship with Prestige. The conclusion of the story is somehow even worse than it is in the novel, and that was already a terrible ending
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:39:11 PM No.211374023
>>211374002
Everything he made is watchable except perhaps Tenet
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:39:45 PM No.211374027
>>211374014
I sincerely blurred after Interstellar. It was a slog to watch and boring story to tell and whatever he made afterwards - I honestly don't know. Maybe some covid release? Or he stopped filming?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:41:15 PM No.211374042
>>211374023
Interstellar is unwatchable, so here is that.
The only Batman movie I saw was the first one, never understood the hype, skipped the next two.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:41:37 PM No.211374048
>>211374027
He made a movie with my favourite actress in it (Florence Pugh)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:43:06 PM No.211374057
>>211373712 (OP)

you can hate him, but he objectively isn't talentless
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:43:08 PM No.211374058
>>211374042
Interstellar is great. Only Anne Goaway's character is unwatchable in that.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:45:29 PM No.211374089
>>211374002
>>211374014
>>211374027
>>211374042
The problem you people are.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:46:27 PM No.211374101
>>211374042
>skipped the next two.
U skipped joker kino? Brown
>>211374058
Interstellar is crying movie for old men and old women. Im too young and white to watch this drama
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:22 PM No.211374111
>>211373850
Odyssey will be suck. Look at the cast.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:48:29 PM No.211374123
>>211374089
People here have high standards and particular tastes. This a serious high level movie critic board. I would advise any directors to take our advice and criticisms seriously.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:50:08 PM No.211374145
>>211374101
Grow up you insecure faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:51:36 PM No.211374160
>>211374089
Okay. I should watch his propaganda movies.

>nuclear bomb theme
>blm theme (tencent)
>america were on the moon
>america was at war (dunkirk)

Yeah, of course i want watch this nonsense
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:56:58 PM No.211374212
>>211374160
Dude, just enjoy a fucking movie. If you want to be obsessed with CNN and Fox News you can do it outside the theater
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:05 PM No.211374299
>>211373712 (OP)
I actually love him since he's the midwit lord and you can filter them out quickly
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:25 PM No.211374302
>>211374058
Interstellar was a big, wet nothing to me, with all the excesses of Nolan into a single package
>One-note characters
>Horrible sound mixing
>Convoluted plot to say the most banal thing in the end
>Drags in the middle
>Obligatory and pointless betrayal
>Mathy going back to A-list, so he stopped starring in good stuff as a result
I guess the special effects were fine, but that's it

>>211374101
I just don't like cape movies, that's it. Batman Begins was almost Burton-tier nonsense, but I saw zero reason to go for another two. The hype they've got is confusing to this day to me

>>211374089
>If you aren't waffing about a director, you are a bad person
Okay?

>>211374160
Wait, Oppenheimer was his?
That explains why it had such shit-tier sound mixing and bombastic music.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:09:48 PM No.211374332
>>211374302
I love waffling your fathers wife’s pussy
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:11:43 PM No.211374358
>>211373712 (OP)
He's legitimately half a tier above Michael Bay.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:52:21 PM No.211374923
>>211373850
The Prestige is an adaptation of a book and Interstellar is mix of multiple movies. Nolan is uncreative hack
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:53:08 PM No.211374938
>>211374923
One word for you. Memento.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:59:52 PM No.211375009
>>211373712 (OP)
Nolan is overrated as fuck but he also gets way too much hate. He is still a pretty great director, it's just that normies glaze him too much because they haven't seen any movies.

If you're calling Nolan a bad director you're a bigger pseud than any Nolan glazer will ever be
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:05:04 PM No.211375064
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>>211374358
Michael Bay is kind of underrated as a director. I still think his movies are kinda shit as a whole but some of the effects and action he pulls off is really amazing and leagues above the kind of shit you'll see in other big action movies like Marvel or DC. The big robots are just kino man, I'm sorry
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:07:15 PM No.211375090
>>211375064
Isn't that more of an achievement of the visual effects team? I doubt he would be like
>now optimus does swing just like that!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:07:30 PM No.211375094
>>211373983
/tv/ as well as the rest of this site loves being a contrarian for the sake of being one and standing out
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:07:38 PM No.211375095
>>211373712 (OP)
My roommate in college was his gaffers son. Terrible brag.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:08:47 PM No.211375106
>>211375094
Forget it, Jake. It’s Retardtown.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:14:07 PM No.211375172
>>211375094
>>211375106
>don't have an opinion, just accept what everyone likes
You might not like /tv/ for lots of things, but people here like what they like and hate what they hate.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:22:25 PM No.211375258
>>211375172
That’s exactly why the incest mother gets shot in the head, anon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:23:30 PM No.211375267
>>211373712 (OP)
He killed a woman so you have to pretend he'a based or chuds will eat you alive.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:23:40 PM No.211375270
>>211373712 (OP)
Same
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:36:12 PM No.211375438
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I don't really know how to explain it properly, but Nolan's movies feel like watching a dramatic movie trailer extended to over 2 hours

They can be quite gripping but I need to be in the right mindset, otherwise they're just obnoxious
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:48:31 PM No.211375587
>>211375090
You really think he has no say in it? I highly doubt Michael Bay and his effects team are two idependent entities unaware of eachother. Especially because Bay does film a lot of shit for real
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:49:57 PM No.211375604
>>211375438
I get what you mean. His pacing is just too fast in a really weird and unnatural way, and you have the constant blaring music
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:17 PM No.211375609
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>>211373712 (OP)
>>211373773
BRAVO NOLAN
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:52:48 PM No.211375644
>>211374938
Isn't it mix of CSI and the Mirror?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:00:48 PM No.211375748
>>211373712 (OP)
man vs time psued, closeted homo as well