Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:29:43 PM No.211374579
Why didn't he just take the stairs?
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Thread 211374579 - /tv/ [Archived: 1410 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:30:44 PM No.211374594
>>211374579 (OP)
you aren't a visionary
you aren't a visionary
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:03 PM No.211374619
4.0 on letterboxd btw
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:31 PM No.211374628
>>211374579 (OP)
>he doesn't jump down the stairs or run up the stairs on all fours like a dangerous beast
not gonna make it
>he doesn't jump down the stairs or run up the stairs on all fours like a dangerous beast
not gonna make it
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:54 PM No.211374633
>>211374579 (OP)
dooku was a little chud
dooku was a little chud
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:34:08 PM No.211374647
how did a single guy with 1 blaster kill a jedi master?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:35:25 PM No.211374664
>>211374579 (OP)
Rule of cool
Rule of cool
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:37:07 PM No.211374691
>>211374647
He shot him in a way that misled the Force.
He shot him in a way that misled the Force.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:37:24 PM No.211374697
>>211374628
Based
Based
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:54:27 PM No.211374951
>>211374579 (OP)
Sith like to flex their power.
Sith like to flex their power.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:58:17 PM No.211374994
>>211374647
He used a blaster that imparts massive momentum.
He used a blaster that imparts massive momentum.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:01:44 PM No.211375023
>>211374579 (OP)
aura farming
aura farming
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:01:54 PM No.211375027
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:29:32 PM No.211375351
>>211374579 (OP)
>OP goes down a level by taking the stairs like a pleb instead of somersaulting down like a true MORTAL KOMBAT ninja
never gonna make it
>OP goes down a level by taking the stairs like a pleb instead of somersaulting down like a true MORTAL KOMBAT ninja
never gonna make it
ฮnonymฮฟus
6/12/2025, 2:33:23 PM No.211375406
>>211374579 (OP)
you don't wanna look like a faggot in front of the supers
you don't wanna look like a faggot in front of the supers
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:35:09 PM No.211375426
>>211374647
Why didn't they use blaster shotguns which shoots a spread the jedi are unable to deflect?
Why didn't they use blaster shotguns which shoots a spread the jedi are unable to deflect?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:35:27 PM No.211375429
>>211374647
Hubris. Kenobi and Windu had an entire scene where they spoke.of how the Jedi was more bark than bite.
Hubris. Kenobi and Windu had an entire scene where they spoke.of how the Jedi was more bark than bite.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:36:59 PM No.211375455
>>211374579 (OP)
>literally playstation 3 tier graphics and animation
grim. this was for the final episode in the one of the biggest media franchises of all time with a fuckhuge budget yet it looks like this.
>literally playstation 3 tier graphics and animation
grim. this was for the final episode in the one of the biggest media franchises of all time with a fuckhuge budget yet it looks like this.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:38:03 PM No.211375470
>>211374647
why did the glup shitto jedi spend 50000 years taking out his lightsaber and getting into stance rather than just attacking dooku outright as he was already taken by surprise?
why did the glup shitto jedi spend 50000 years taking out his lightsaber and getting into stance rather than just attacking dooku outright as he was already taken by surprise?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:42:18 PM No.211375515
>>211375470
The dark side clouded his judgement.
The dark side clouded his judgement.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:43:05 PM No.211375520
>>211375426
I think they started using actual lead throwing weapons like shot guns.
I think they started using actual lead throwing weapons like shot guns.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:43:29 PM No.211375522
>>211375455
Well, if you actually paid attention to.pop culture, something the assholes at RLM didn't, then you would have hungrily chased down all media that had any mention of George Lucas and Star Wars.
In a 1997 Rolling Stone Article Mister Lucas said, and I'm pulling this from memory so bare with me, what is shot on celluloid Isn't set in stone necause technology is becoming more advanced, so in a few years in a computer I can redo, changer, alter whatever I want. Fast approaching is the day when we won't need Actors just their likenesses.
Well, if you actually paid attention to.pop culture, something the assholes at RLM didn't, then you would have hungrily chased down all media that had any mention of George Lucas and Star Wars.
In a 1997 Rolling Stone Article Mister Lucas said, and I'm pulling this from memory so bare with me, what is shot on celluloid Isn't set in stone necause technology is becoming more advanced, so in a few years in a computer I can redo, changer, alter whatever I want. Fast approaching is the day when we won't need Actors just their likenesses.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:47:15 PM No.211375571
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:30 PM No.211375661
>>211374647
Reminder that the EU explained this all perfectly for you yidsney cocksucking nuwars faggots
>Jango Fett is using a secret Sith blaster technique taught to him by Darth Krul in the year 34BBY
>Jango learnt this technique after failing to capture a Jedi by the name of Planka Jinguash, a student of Frink Bungo the legendary dual saber wielder Jedi Master
>Darth Krul imbued Jango's blaster with ancient Sith magic as well as using a Sith Amulet in its construction
>the technique allows Jango to bypass a Jedi's ability to black blaster shots which lead to the killing of Jedi Master Coleman Trebor
>in order to maintain the efficacy of the Sith Magic, the baster would have to be periodically stripped and polished with Woodoo hide
>the Sith magic finally wore off at an inopportune moment in 22BBY when Mace Windu overcame Jango's technique and decapitated him on Geonosis
Reminder that the EU explained this all perfectly for you yidsney cocksucking nuwars faggots
>Jango Fett is using a secret Sith blaster technique taught to him by Darth Krul in the year 34BBY
>Jango learnt this technique after failing to capture a Jedi by the name of Planka Jinguash, a student of Frink Bungo the legendary dual saber wielder Jedi Master
>Darth Krul imbued Jango's blaster with ancient Sith magic as well as using a Sith Amulet in its construction
>the technique allows Jango to bypass a Jedi's ability to black blaster shots which lead to the killing of Jedi Master Coleman Trebor
>in order to maintain the efficacy of the Sith Magic, the baster would have to be periodically stripped and polished with Woodoo hide
>the Sith magic finally wore off at an inopportune moment in 22BBY when Mace Windu overcame Jango's technique and decapitated him on Geonosis
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:56:29 PM No.211375698
>>211374579 (OP)
the stairs were digital and couldn't be walked down
the stairs were digital and couldn't be walked down
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:53 PM No.211375739
>>211374579 (OP)
Sith like to spin. It's a good trick.
Sith like to spin. It's a good trick.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:02:40 PM No.211375765
>>211374579 (OP)
pre fight flourish.
pre fight flourish.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:05:32 PM No.211375808
>>211375711
the part about woodoo hide isn't canon
the part about woodoo hide isn't canon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:14:30 PM No.211375903
>>211375711
Lucas was so.autistic he'd write exhaustive info dumps about all characters in his movies. Author of Revenge of the Sith novel said of how Lucas dumped a cadre of notes and pages of info.
Lucas was so.autistic he'd write exhaustive info dumps about all characters in his movies. Author of Revenge of the Sith novel said of how Lucas dumped a cadre of notes and pages of info.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:22:04 PM No.211376000
>>211375661
I was about to post this. Disneyfags canโt even do research.
I was about to post this. Disneyfags canโt even do research.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:21:20 PM No.211376854
>>211374619
As god intended
As god intended
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:34:54 PM No.211377044
>>211375749
this is the best scene in all of star wars.
this is the best scene in all of star wars.
The Wife's Boyfriend
6/12/2025, 4:58:16 PM No.211377384
>>211374579 (OP)
If you were the daddy of the entire series, would you take the stairs? You already agreed to let the kid defeat you.
If you were the daddy of the entire series, would you take the stairs? You already agreed to let the kid defeat you.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:59:39 PM No.211377410
>>211374647
Jedi masters are like chess masters. They have a wide range of skill, and some just barely qualify (females, mostly)
Jedi masters are like chess masters. They have a wide range of skill, and some just barely qualify (females, mostly)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:02:43 PM No.211377455
>>211375661
good post
good post
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:06:46 PM No.211377525
>>211374647
he used special lasers that push back the lasersword and everyone else forgot to use them
it's like that superspeerun to run from beachball droids and never again
he used special lasers that push back the lasersword and everyone else forgot to use them
it's like that superspeerun to run from beachball droids and never again
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:10:36 PM No.211377600