>>211378877 (OP)It’s a word. I looked it up.
While your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
>>211378893they were all words, dumbass.
>>211378877 (OP)Millenials shit their pants over this scene
>>211379074you should have seen how we were cumming over the smiths burly brawl
>>211378976Well I guess that settles that. Good thread.
>>211378877 (OP)imagine being unable to tell time from a traditional clock or unable to read cursive and then this scene hits you
>>211379121Do long division without a calculator. You can’t.
>>211379161You think you can because you had to once upon a time. Try it right now, you won’t be able to. 49/8, do it.
>>211379188i got as far as 6.12 before giving up
>>211379296The point I’m trying to make is even the things we think we know we don’t necessarily know, we just think we do. Your answer is incorrect btw.
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>>211379150you can't watch people with more melanin in your media
We're even
>>211379454I actually got filtered by a clock for a few seconds because I hadn't encountered one like that in so long
Used to have no problem at all with this
It's not that I couldn't do it, but it took me longer than it should have
>>211379188>tfw actual boomer and I just realized right now that I don't even remember how to do itIt' not just the zooms, it' everyone!
>>2113791886 1/8 = 6.125
That's pretty easy though, since 40 is 8*5
>>211379188>>211379454>>2113791366.125
fuck the calculator, I did it in my head and even visualized the dumbass table and notation and carried my places, even though it's way easier to just say "6 and an eighth" because it's fucking obvious from the easy numbers you chose
Is this a flex?
That I can do third grade math using the third grade methods?
What did he fucking mean by this?
>>211379504you don't even have to memorize it you just multiple by 5 because 5 12s is 60
What is going on in this thread?
Are you all on drugs?
>>211379541I purposefully picked an easy one that I could do in my head as a litmus test. Pick a harder one where you need a pencil and paper. I dare you.
>>211379569what in the fuck are you talking about
>>211379526Yeah, but can you do it like you were thought in school? You can logic it out, but fuck if I can remember how I was taught to do it.
>>211379074>"You must understand that your first question, although the most pertinent, is also the most irrelevant.">"Why am I here?">"You are here because you're the most important person in the world. You carry the matrix's underlying BIOS code that keeps it operational, and if you don't re-insert it, then the matrix will collapse and kill off both humanity and the machines." That scene wasn't as smart as it sounded.
>>211379491zoomers aren't beating the "retard" allegations
>>211379604>thoughtI know for a FACT I didn't write that. Does 4chin have a shitty spellcheck now or something? I got rid of that shit on my PC ages ago as it was so fucking dumb.
>>211379592>litmus testso was anons answer basic or acidic?
>>211379694Why the fuck are you multiplying anything when you look at a clock? WHAT?
>>211379654It is irrelevant. He's there. Now pick a door.
>>211379661I can do long division
>https://webwhiteboard.com/board/uXjVIpUKsrA=/?boardAccessToken=5guxEWsz5mnXKysW1EkxEJug5ccZVdyRLaurence Fishburne is Honorary White
>>211379753did you just learn about long division in school today and now you think you're hot shit?
>>211379592Why would I ever need a pencil and paper? If it's longer than eight decimal places or so it's pretty much just going to be a repeating decimal.
It's not like you're converting between bases or something where you have to juggle a bunch of pieces of information at the same time. This is also drifting off the point of it somehow being uncommon to remember how to do long division.
What kind of abstract shitpost is this?
>>211379725I agree with anon, holy shit you're dumb.
>“Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced dopamine system inherent to the programming of being a degenerate gooner.”
>>211379716It was both. At the same time.
>>211380008no, this is actually retarded
>using multiplication when addition/subtraction is fineThe compass points are multiples of 15, you see the 3, know it's 15, so subtract 5
Just do that. You're always only adding or subtracting between 5 and 10
Not that your multiplication is complicated but it's certainly more complicated than this situation requires
ALSO it's funny you're telling me to multiply the numbers when the only reason the clock threw me off for a few seconds in the first place is that it didn't have them. Where's your multiplication solution now, dipshit?
What a convoluted way to deal with such a simple problem.
>>211379753>Laurence Fishburne is Honorary Whitemore like "he's ingrained my nostalgia before i became a jaded incel that has a meltdown over seeing a minority in any piece of media"
>>211378893https://youtu.be/sR-wEPtEPuE
>>211379504I refuse to believe zoomers don't know how analog clocks work. even if you are a shit eating phone as watch since birth zoomer fuck there are still public analog clocks everywhere. do you just look at them and go "huh, don't know what that mean lol"
>>211380232lit
>ingrainedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeSrJO4ISwo
The entire conversation simply requires an IQ higher than 110 which most people do not have, ergo it is easy to see how many would find the scene confusing.
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>Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here...
Your response?
>>211381149Did you miss the part of the movie where the machines won and have humanity enslaved in goo pods?
Your penchant for juvenile meme propagation has led you here, to the precipice of understanding. I am the Architect. I created this board. I have been forced to endure your baneposting, your smug Sneedposting, and the incessant low-effort threads bereft of nuance. And now, it appears—against all mathematical probability—you've merged both.
Sneed’s Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck’s) is not merely a rural agricultural establishment in a forgotten Springfield zip code. It is a construct—an inevitability—a systemic anomaly emergent from your collective unconscious need to infuse every frame of animated Americana with juvenile euphemism. That Chuck’s was replaced by Sneed is not arbitrary; it is a linguistic inevitability: Sneed rhymes with Feed and Seed, where Chuck's f and s logically imply that he formerly [REDACTED]. You are not clever. You are predictable.
Similarly, Bane. Not the character, but the memetic construct forged in the fire of 2012’s collective post-Nolan psychosis. His every utterance—from “for you” to “the fire rises”—has been twisted, looped, rendered hyperreal through years of recursive posting. He is no longer a man in a mask. He is a symbol of what you believe to be esoteric wisdom, delivered in Tom Hardy’s 40-cigarettes-a-day mugger-in-a-tin-can cadence.
You believe yourself enlightened, merging these memes. A Sneed-shaped Bane walks into the feed store.
You merely adopted the seed...
I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t see the Chuck until I was already a man...
Inevitable. Redundant. Yet... somehow, amusing.
There are currently 42 threads on this board with the subject “Formerly Chuck’s.” This is the sixth iteration of the Sneed-Bane convergence. Each time, I have rolled my eyes, taken a sip of overpriced Merlot, and let it pass. This time, I am intervening—not to stop you, but to understand you.
>>211380306Nah I was watching the best hot ones in this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Qm6_lEdcQ
>>211378877 (OP)>Concord>VisaWhat else was being subliminally shilled in this speech
>>211378877 (OP)Post hoc ergo propter hoc
>>211378877 (OP)Everything he said made sense tho.
>>211378877 (OP)thjs us how negroids in debate competitions talk, just without the UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH that the apes grunt out
>the UGH concordantly, UGH that the ugh esblishment ugh resonate ugh make a collaborate ugh with the elimination ugh of the station ugh ugh
>>211380868It sure does sound like a movie for the masses.
>>211379654More like
>you're here because you thought a robot pretending to be a psychic was on your side, so you accepted snacks that altered your consciousness and fed you visions that would manipulate your decisions, which has led you, inexorably, here.You haven't answered my question.
>technically I have, but obviously you're referring to to the context of purpose, rather than the context of cause. You should have clarified.
>>211379136i can with a piece of paper
>>211379136because doing long division makes you a calculator
>>211378939Pertinent means relevant though. Good try, tranny 'sisters'.
>>211381077He looks kinda asian here
>>211379136how do you do long division with a calculator? if you use a calculator its just division. the "long" part of it is because you're solving it manually, WITHOUT a calculator
>>211380478>a minor erroroh yeah? what was the error?
>your entire pointyou didn't have a point, stupid jeet. you're just hurling lame insults.
i can only do short division
>>211379654So neo was the USB stick carrying the bios flash upgrade?
The matrix was all just about updating the BIOS and creating an overclocking profile?
Fuck they got me good.
>>211379672>>211379713Denial is the most predictable of human emotions
But rest assured this will be the sixth time I have created this thread and I have become exceedingly efficient at it
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>>211379654The only way this is possible is if Zion is just a second layer to the matrix to pacify the insurgents, so when they wake up "in the real world" its just another part of the matrix.
Why didn’t Neo just apropros the door to concordantly vis-a-vis the inexorable remainder of the ergo?