Somehow Dark Helmet returned - /tv/ (#211381907) [Archived: 1419 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:38:40 PM No.211381907
Screenshot 2025-06-12 at 19.38.05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewKuhclROA0
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:40:05 PM No.211381935
Marketing might be fun. I'd buy an overpriced Spaceballs the Sweatshirt
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:43:18 PM No.211382016
Spaceballs is his weakest film for me and I think people tend to give him credit for jokes his team of writers came up with too much. Young Frankenstein is a masterpiece, but then you look at History of the World, which was written exclusively by him, and it has a single good joke in between infinite references to white women wanting black dick and that fucking ridiculous "We're Here To Stay" song where he has to remind everyone he's jewish for the 900th time.

Blazing Saddles is half hilarious half whiny race relations harping about how black people never did anything wrong. The ending sequence is kino though.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:45:33 PM No.211382064
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>>211381907 (OP)
>DCU attempt 1 DCU attempt 2
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:46:21 PM No.211382083
gramps is almost 100 years old
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:47:54 PM No.211382114
>>211382016
I think I like Spaceballs because Mel isn't overbearing in it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:49:03 PM No.211382141
>>211381907 (OP)
I always assumed he'd been dead for decades
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:49:43 PM No.211382159
>>211381907 (OP)
bro who let their old unc have access to a movie set :skull:
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:50:02 PM No.211382167
>>211382114
Yea it's one of his films where he isn't being annoying with the constant jewish shit but I just don't think any of the jokes really land, it's just references without comedy and for some reason there's a lot of "did you get that" moments after a joke. Like the combing the desert one is a great visual gag - and then they drag it out for a solid minute, pointing out how he didn't mean LITERALLY comb the desert.

Also Rick Moranis fucking sucks at being funny.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:51:49 PM No.211382207
>>211382016
>History of the World, which was written exclusively by him, and it has a single good joke
HotW is his funniest film on a repeat watch. Always find some new self referential dig that I didn't catch before
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:53:28 PM No.211382236
>>211382207
I don't remember finding a single bit of it even chuckle worthy except for Moses being mugged, but it was several years ago when I watched it
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:53:42 PM No.211382241
This film is kinda needed and if its terrible, well it made its point either way.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:54:49 PM No.211382266
>>211381907 (OP)
>"Mel, why are you directing all the scenes first?"
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:55:09 PM No.211382275
>>211381907 (OP)
Moranis finally left his grief compound to make some kinos again?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:55:38 PM No.211382283
Mel is alive? Holy shit.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:56:40 PM No.211382307
>>211382236
Dom Deluise hamming it as Emp Nero will never not be funny to me
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:57:25 PM No.211382315
>>211381907 (OP)
Those burns at the DCU, hahaha
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:57:43 PM No.211382320
I have no faith in today's filmmakers to recreate how shitty the original Spaceballs is
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:57:53 PM No.211382326
>>211382275
He goes outside. he got punched by a black guy for no reason.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:58:01 PM No.211382331
>>211381907 (OP)
I hope he rips the sequels.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:58:25 PM No.211382340
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md5: 1e2b210d2f030a3abed57694e0ed9961๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:01:08 PM No.211382402
>>211381907 (OP)
It's about time someone took the piss out of Starslop again
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:02:58 PM No.211382438
>>211382340
>the same joke repeated the whole crawl
does not bode well
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:03:03 PM No.211382440
>>211382167
Maybe just don't post your opinions, anon.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:04:13 PM No.211382463
>>211382438
You must not have liked the intro sequence.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:05:22 PM No.211382494
>>211381907 (OP)
my grandpa loved this jew
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:06:06 PM No.211382509
>>211381907 (OP)
Let's hope this doesn't suck like Spaceballs: The Animated Series
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:06:17 PM No.211382513
>>211382340
Mentioning Oppenheimer out of nowhere kills the joke for me because it isn't a cashgrab sequel like the others it's just a movie that happens to be popular on the internet.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:07:48 PM No.211382541
>>211382236
don't get saucy with me, Bernaise
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:07:51 PM No.211382542
>>211382440
Feel free to post yours
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:08:03 PM No.211382549
>>211382016
>it has a single good joke in between infinite references to white women wanting black dick
"I take my coffee black. Like my men."
t. 8 year old white girl talking about her love of big black cocks in the seminal comedy classic "Airplane" which was definitely written by a bunch of Swedish dudes
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:09:13 PM No.211382562
>>211382326
Black people hate Honey I Shrunk the Kids 3.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:09:20 PM No.211382563
>>211382549
Airplane has nothing to do with Mel Brooks, and that coffee joke was funny when I was 8 and it's still funny now.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:09:42 PM No.211382572
>>211381907 (OP)
Is Moranis alive?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:11:49 PM No.211382612
>>211382563
Peckerwoods take everything personally
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:14:01 PM No.211382661
>>211382513
30 years retired Rick Moranis signed to join this movie, they must have a good idea. Maybe they'll roast the current state of hollywood, that could be alright
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:16:02 PM No.211382712
>>211382572
He's apparently reprising his role after decades away from acting, so hopefully?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:16:52 PM No.211382737
>>211382661
They better make fun of the Star Wars sequels, it would be a fucking riot if they did so. They certainly have a lot of material by now.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:18:17 PM No.211382767
STICKY THIS SHIT
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:18:51 PM No.211382778
>>211382737
Disney Star Wars
Prequel Star Wars
MCU
DCU
failed Cinematic Universes
lot of stuff to roast
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:21:09 PM No.211382825
>>211382778
and of course legacy sequels
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:23:18 PM No.211382881
>>211382141
>>211382283
Mel Brooks will be alive until the heat death of the universe.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:23:40 PM No.211382885
>>211382549
>t. 20 year old timmy getting assblasted over a 45 year old joke because he's insecure over his little tiny weewee
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:23:55 PM No.211382892
>>211381907 (OP)
As long as it isn't a legacy sequel with 90 year old original cast stumbling around in walkers.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:24:26 PM No.211382905
>>211382885
never stops making me laugh
zoomers are such hopelessly insecure losers
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:25:59 PM No.211382935
>>211382661
>promising naked gun remake trailer
>promising spaceballs 2 trailer
please dont be shit please don't be shit PLEASE don't be shit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:26:02 PM No.211382936
>>211382892
If they are intelligent they would make this the ultimate anti legacy sequel.....but josh gad is co-writting so I don't have much faith
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:32:21 PM No.211383064
>>211382936
He's probably going to make himself Barfs son
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:33:06 PM No.211383085
>>211381907 (OP)
make a second silent movie
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:33:45 PM No.211383097
>>211382905
he knows what airplane is so he's probably over 30 which makes it even funnier (and sadder)
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:33:54 PM No.211383100
>>211382016
>4chan somehow managing to convince themselves blazing saddles is woke shit
You fuckers never cease to amaze me
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:34:27 PM No.211383111
>>211383100
zoomers aren't 4chan
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:34:34 PM No.211383114
>>211383100
It is quite literally woke.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:34:56 PM No.211383119
>>211383064
They could go meta and make his character wanting to be as good as his dad, but he's just annoying and no one want him nor like him.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:35:00 PM No.211383121
>>211383100
Is it or is it not criticizing people for not being accepting of niggers?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:38:42 PM No.211383210
>>211383114
>I am quite literally retarded and don't know what "woke" is.
I mean, yeah..
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:39:17 PM No.211383226
spaceballs
spaceballs
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:04 PM No.211383247
>>211383097
go get laid dude, youre wasting the best years of your life on an anonymous twainese group therapy incel support webring
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:44 PM No.211383266
Jews in Space?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:03 PM No.211383278
>>211383247
Did you misquote? The guy whose microdick shrivels up when he hears a joke in a 50 year old movie is the one who needs to go outside and make eye contact
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:42:40 PM No.211383307
>>211383210
Woke is considering race and the history of social struggle.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:46:29 PM No.211383386
>Mel Brooks
fuck this boomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hm-U9_nDlI
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:46:56 PM No.211383399
>>211381907 (OP)
>Not calling it "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money"
They blew it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:49:54 PM No.211383482
>>211383100
Outside of one dumbass, no one is saying Blazing Saddles is "woke". It's quite literally known for being one of the more spicy films out made back then, that's quite literally the opposite of what "woke" means.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:51:24 PM No.211383520
>>211383307
I thought it just meant forced progressivism, like with "Latinx"
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:51:30 PM No.211383522
>>211383482
The person you are replying to is probably the one that called it woke
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:54:49 PM No.211383602
>>211383520
>retard rightoid never stopped to consider what he was told about his enemies was even the truth
lol
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:54:49 PM No.211383603
>>211383307
woke is jewish cultural marxism
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:55:48 PM No.211383624
>>211383603
And yet woke people all hate Israel.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:56:12 PM No.211383630
>>211383603
Define "cultural marxism" without using 4chan incelese buzzwords
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:57:32 PM No.211383657
There better not be any black dick jokes in this.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:57:46 PM No.211383667
https://youtu.be/ryeHPPypACk
Will zoomers appreciate Mel Brooks humor?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:59:12 PM No.211383696
>>211383630
jewโ€™s gospel of victimhood delivered to non-jews
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:00:12 PM No.211383710
>>211383630
things i don't like
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:00:48 PM No.211383724
c171868c2392e70c9c461984bfa9a25199ae61bb777a0d4a5cb008b0934954ed_1
>>211383630
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:02:10 PM No.211383748
>>211381907 (OP)
MEL BROOKS IS LITERALLY 100 YEARS OLD AND HE SOUND GREAT
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:08 PM No.211383803
>>211383748
He is figuratively 98 autist
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:04:56 PM No.211383829
is princess vespa still hot?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:05:07 PM No.211383836
>>211383748
yeah I was surprised when I heard him speak...but he look like he will be dust very soon
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:05:57 PM No.211383864
If they actually opened the movie with "somehow Dark Helmet returned" it would be absolutely fucking hilarious
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:24 PM No.211383879
>>211382905
>>211383097
What a totally organic conversation!
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:30 PM No.211383883
>>211383836
heโ€™ll be burning in hell soon
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:06:33 PM No.211383885
>>211382509
Didnโ€™t the lead writer for that show murder his wife and daughter?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:07:11 PM No.211383906
>>211383864
He's gotta escape that terrible planet of the apes.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:07:37 PM No.211383912
>>211383883
He will live to 125 and then go to heaven.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:08:07 PM No.211383922
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>>211383278
our dicks dont work right no more. maybe yours never did.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:08:57 PM No.211383945
>>211383630
Communism except all instances of โ€œBourgeoisโ€ and โ€œCapitalistโ€ are scribbled out and replaced with โ€œWhite people.โ€
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:06 PM No.211383955
https://youtu.be/EfkNvOOiZ_8
Kino
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:59 PM No.211383987
>>211383602
he's right though. For the most part most spics were confused about why their entire language was seemingly being rewritten by a bunch of sheltered college kids on twitter. No Chudmo.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:01 PM No.211383988
>>211381907 (OP)
At least Dark Helmet was alive at the end of Spaceballls, unlike palpie fuck I'm still mad about them bringing him back.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:11:39 PM No.211384031
>>211383885
Who? What?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:12:45 PM No.211384057
>>211384031
Martin O'Malley
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:13:09 PM No.211384070
>>211384031
Whoโ€™s the guy that farted. Whatโ€™s the guy that drank his own urine.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:02 PM No.211384140
>>211381907 (OP)
This guy waited until my father died to make a sequel to history and now I guess spaceballs.
It makes me mad. Like history came out months after my father passed. He was one of Brooks biggest fans
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:19 PM No.211384143
>>211382572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-uNBEcLgsA
He's 72 years old but looks like he's in his 50's. Maybe the retirement helped him age better
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:46 PM No.211384161
>>211384031
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Iana_Kasian
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:18:25 PM No.211384210
>>211383885
Source?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:00 PM No.211384216
>>211384057
Carcetti?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:38 PM No.211384235
>>211384140
I will not give him money in solidarity with your loss, anon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:49 PM No.211384240
when is this out? I want to bring my dad to see it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:57 PM No.211384244
>>211382236
>15, 10 commandments
>It's good to be the king
>hitler on ice
>jews in Space
>Yes no no no no no no no yes no no no no no no no yes
>The inquisition what a show
>You cant talk em outa anything
>Free free free
I havent watched this shit in like 10 years fuck off HOTWP1 haters
Also
>Say when
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:20:24 PM No.211384253
>>211381907 (OP)
>Why am I recording my scenes first?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:20:41 PM No.211384262
>>211384140
He's really too old to do anything except put his name on shit. He didn't write or perform any of History of the World 2 except for a cameo, which it seems he's going to do here.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:21:49 PM No.211384291
is the black guy from police academy going to be in it?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:15 PM No.211384306
>>211384161
>jew marrying an ukranian
>surprised it ended in torture and murder
based except for being a phoneposter linking wikipedia mobile version, which is being a fag
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:46 PM No.211384319
>>211382167
>Also Rick Moranis fucking sucks at being funny.

Holy shit are there any other shit opinions I should know about here
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:23:51 PM No.211384346
>>211384161
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Iana_Kasian
Ah yep, that's him. I remember hearing about it, I was just curious as to who it was, as I forgot his name. Jesus. Imagine only being known for being a killer and making Spaceballs: The Animated Series.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:26:25 PM No.211384405
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md5: 858316e9c0285baa33cf3e6986a7926d๐Ÿ”
>>211382661
Looks like Bill Pullman is too... but wait is Princes Vespa walled....

...oh fugg
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:57 PM No.211384450
>>211384405
looks hot desu
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:04 PM No.211384455
>>211381907 (OP)
This time, they will lampoon the sequels?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:31 PM No.211384467
>>211384306
Cry about it, bitch
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:39 PM No.211384471
>>211384405
>>21138190

Inb4 cgi John Candy making fun of cgi leai and Peter Cushing
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:30:29 PM No.211384512
>>211384140
I know that feeling, my grandmother loves Avatar and probably won't make it to when Cameron's lazy ass is finished
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:41 PM No.211384568
>why are we filming my scenes first? *wheeze*
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:33:06 PM No.211384578
>>211384405
if she looks like that in 2025, that's not walled
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:35:44 PM No.211384648
>>211382737
I just want a character in it named glup shitto
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:37:40 PM No.211384704
black
black
md5: 396007221306c59337da95fac2388090๐Ÿ”
>they are already adding black people to the main cast
IT'S OGRE ALREADY RUINED
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:43:12 PM No.211384849
>>211384405
my mum is the same age and looks about 20 years older than her
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:47:42 PM No.211384955
>>211381907 (OP)
i'd watch it if it completely shits on Nu Trek & Nu Wars but I doubt it'll do that.
probably talk about how white people are bad or some dumb woke shit.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:53:01 PM No.211385078
>>211384955
this whining about woke stuff is as unbearable as the woke stuff itself
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:53:02 PM No.211385079
>>211384405
she has the shwartz facial cream. its mostly foreskins
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:54:28 PM No.211385110
>Mel Brooks could have seen the Minecraft Movie
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:55:42 PM No.211385150
>>211385078
na. that's a tactic to make it not go away.
It's my world faggot, I'll whine.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:56:10 PM No.211385157
>>211384405
walled? She looks amazing for a 60 years old.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:21 PM No.211385250
>>211385110
>Mel Brooks might have played Deltarune Chapter 3 and 4
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:03:04 PM No.211385316
>actually funny trailer
Okay, fine. I will entertain this concept.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:59 PM No.211385466
>>211384955
There's a lot of good things you could make fun of, like the cool dude protagonist always needing a baby or a child to tag along, or every person in the background needing an elaborate backstory. You could have a whole joke in there about the prequels era being the new old era that people are now nostalgic for, with different eras of fans arguing over what constitutes "classic".
Depending on who writes this, it actually could be good.
Replies: >>211387746
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:06 PM No.211385587
Parody movies coming back is great, but it sucks they're remakes/sequels instead of based on new movies.
Replies: >>211385871
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:54 PM No.211385696
>>211384704
There was black characters in the original movie too.
Replies: >>211385721 >>211385861
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:00 PM No.211385721
>>211385696
racists don't think, anon they only react... poorly
Replies: >>211385861
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:28 PM No.211385734
>>211385078
I see more people whining about anti-woke whining than actual anti-woke whining at this point.
Replies: >>211386094
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:34 PM No.211385861
>>211385696
>>211385721
>"main cast"
libtards can't read apparently. I am aware Tuvok held a comb and made a joke for 5 seconds
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:52 PM No.211385871
>>211385587
I'll take it over Seltzer and Friedberg-type shit that we used to get spammed in the late 2000's and early 2010's anyday.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:32:02 PM No.211386070
>>211385150
great tactic if you want to make people avoid you/not pay attention
Replies: >>211387718
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:32:43 PM No.211386086
>>211383879
>get assblasted by a joke
>get laughed at for it
>"Y-YOU'RE PART OF A CONCERTED PSYCHOLOGICAL CAMPAIGN CARRIED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT TO LAUGH AT ME"
what a sad pathetic existence you must lead
Replies: >>211387262 >>211392750
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:33:05 PM No.211386094
>>211385734
fine ill just post my shit and stop interacting with your lot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:56 PM No.211386163
cat mfw
cat mfw
md5: b0333703315da735ebc73938b0dddd1a๐Ÿ”
>>211384704
Black people, oh noooooo
Replies: >>211389502
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:50 PM No.211386182
>>211381907 (OP)
It's a film I can enjoy while hurling random antisemitic remarks at Mel Brooks. I'm in!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:37:07 PM No.211386187
>>211384704
Don't tell this anon about the other movies Mel Brooks directed.
Replies: >>211386334
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:37:20 PM No.211386194
>>211383667
Zoomers are raised on tiktok-editing humor where you have to have a loud, dumb joke every 5 seconds. If skibidi or max0r garbage isn't there zoomers won't comprehend it.
Replies: >>211386243
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:39:26 PM No.211386243
>>211386194
Regardless of this film, how do you make a 2 hour film for zoomers with a 30-second attention span.
Replies: >>211386329
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:40:26 PM No.211386275
>>211384405
Dude considering how other actresses have aged she looks stunning. Those druish genes are holding up
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:15 PM No.211386295
>>211381907 (OP)
Hopefully the whole thing isn't just trying to take cheap shots at the sequel trilogy, that'd just be beating a dead horse and would make the whole film feel like antiwoke propaganda.
The prequels are by far a richer target for satire and criticism, not to mention it's rabid cult-like fanbase could really use the wake up call.
Replies: >>211386416
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:25 PM No.211386301
>>211383724
But cultural Marxism usually refers to the Frankfurt school which developed a theoretical framework to criticise consumerism and mass media manipulation from an updates Marxist perspective .
tl; dr you failed
Replies: >>211386546
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:31 PM No.211386329
>>211386243
>how do you make a 2 hour film for zoomers with a 30-second attention span
By making trash like Max's and dragging it out to 2 hours. Again you can notice how all the humor can be edited down to fit in a tiktok short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC6gfeuFBo
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:34 PM No.211386332
>>211384405
You know, for 60 that looks pretty fantastic.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:35 PM No.211386334
>>211386187
>comparing back then when he made movies openly mocking the n word till now
retard did you even see history of the world part 2? That should be required watching for anyone hyped about this shit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:00 PM No.211386416
>>211386295
But the sequels are far more ridiculous and more relevant, thus making it much more easier to riff on. Also;
>The prequels are by far a richer target for satire and criticism
It's not 2007 anymore, anon.
> not to mention it's rabid cult-like fanbase could really use the wake up call.
That's just the Star Wars fanbase in general. Have you seen how the OG Star Wars fans act like? They literally sent death threats and denounce people for being idiots and forced George Lucas into giving up the rights to SW because they kept non-stop bashing them. Prequel fans are far more sane by comparison.
Replies: >>211386524
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:48:26 PM No.211386480
>>211381907 (OP)
We'll see if they include Jew jokes. Jew jokes and I'm in.
Replies: >>211386497 >>211386591
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:05 PM No.211386497
>>211386480
No one tells more Jew jokes than Jews.
Replies: >>211386681
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:51 PM No.211386524
1739243303445651
1739243303445651
md5: f8366c07813844be78d8f37e5d1c5034๐Ÿ”
>>211386416
As time marches on, the people who grew up with only the original trilogy and some decent lucasarts video lore are being quickly outnumbered by those who grew up with the prequels and all the crap churned out afterwards.
Replies: >>211386818 >>211388140
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:57 PM No.211386546
>>211386301
it's like you all heard this from a jordan peterson video 10 years ago and never updated your programming. what does an economic framework have to do with trannies on tv? please explain it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:39 PM No.211386591
>>211386480
The best I can do is typical anti white jokes
Replies: >>211386681
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:56:17 PM No.211386681
>>211386497
>>211386591
They need a quota
>one white goy joke
>one nigger joke
>one beaner joke
>one jew joke
>one mystery meat joke
Keep that ratio (approximately) throughout the film and you have my support.
Replies: >>211386777
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:48 PM No.211386777
>>211386681
I am begging you watch History of the World part 2 if you want to know what this will be like. It was non stop modern woke slop humor
Replies: >>211386942
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:01:35 AM No.211386818
>>211386524
ain't no way blud the prequels be bussin no cap
Replies: >>211387869
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:02 AM No.211386831
schwartz-big
schwartz-big
md5: 153e34efffe3c8dd93da41925582a3d0๐Ÿ”
I hope this installment will finally give an in-canon explanation for the schwartz. Is it magic? Midichlorians?
Replies: >>211388086
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:00 AM No.211386879
>>211381907 (OP)
>Why am I filming my scenes first?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:39 AM No.211386891
>>211382141
He's only 98. He's got at least another 20 years.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:06:53 AM No.211386942
>>211386777
I'm out
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:13:04 AM No.211387097
>>211383399
That's a funny title but it was funny when Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock was still a film people remembered.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:27 AM No.211387175
>>211383624
Yeah, quite often Jewish bullshit ends up blowing up in their faces.
See their entire history on the planet for evidence.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:04 AM No.211387193
It will fail. Zoomies don't get parodies.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:17 AM No.211387227
>Naked Gun remake
>Spaceballs remake
cringe
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:19:04 AM No.211387262
>>211386086
it's not a joke it's a racist attack
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:16 AM No.211387340
Isn't Pullman dead?
Replies: >>211387524 >>211394260
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:28:09 AM No.211387465
>>211381907 (OP)
Mel Brooks is the Seth Rogen of the 70's/80's

Almost everything good about his best movies is not something he did, and apart from 2-3 good comedies the rest is mediocre bullshit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:13 AM No.211387524
>>211387340
no they pulled him out of the zeitgeist because the studios are trying to make his son a thing and they want to avoid the nepobaby allegations.
Replies: >>211387560
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:31:24 AM No.211387560
>>211387524
huh, would have swore. guess we know who's on cast.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:15 AM No.211387718
>>211386070
to you. but you're mind is made up: you like that sloppy shit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:18 AM No.211387746
>>211385466
I'm not holding my breath.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:20 AM No.211387748
Who's behind this corpse of a film getting dug up?
>Moranis returns after 30 years to a flop
Sad
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:41:07 AM No.211387869
>>211386818
have you seen season 14 of the clone wars? kinda mid.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:41:36 AM No.211387885
>>211383100
I knew the moment this annoucement went out 6 hours ago the FIRST thing on these brain rotted idiots minds would be "JEW JEW DICKS DICKS AGGGGGGGHHH", fucking hillarious.

The first thing I thought about was the cast being ancient and John Candy being straight up dead so they'd have to replace him...
Replies: >>211387909
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:28 AM No.211387909
>>211387885
just get rogen easy
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:36 AM No.211388011
They better add "The Search for More Money"
It's the prefect jab at the industry and a clear indicator of shit if they drop it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:41 AM No.211388086
>>211386831
That would actually be a good joke. Overexplaining Schwartz to be some genetic-science-techno nonsense to ruin the mysticism, like with the Force or how they ruined a lot of Comic Book magic by replacing it with technology.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:48:58 AM No.211388123
>>211381907 (OP)
There are a lot good jokes about the prequels and the sequels you could make but I doubt they will be able to pull it off
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:27 AM No.211388140
>>211386524
>As time marches on, the people who grew up with only the original trilogy and some decent lucasarts video lore are being quickly outnumbered by those who grew up with the prequels and all the crap churned out afterwards.
Sounds like karma to me. The OG Star Wars fans are the ones who begged a "return to form" and bullied their way towards anyone, which they supposedly finally got their way with the Sequel Trilogy, only for that to backfire on them.

Hilarious stuff.
Replies: >>211388173 >>211392983
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:36 AM No.211388145
>>211381907 (OP)
This is elder abuse unironically
Replies: >>211394305
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:33 AM No.211388173
>>211388140
the Sequels were not a return to form tho
don't be disingenuous
Replies: >>211388512
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:53 AM No.211388180
>>211382513
It being random compared to the other movies is the point
Replies: >>211393219 >>211393415
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:53 AM No.211388226
>>211382438
So it's par for the course for Spaceballs then.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:08 AM No.211388234
how will (((they))) subvert this one?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:09 AM No.211388400
He'll be dead before it comes out but the only reason the original was good because it was made in the 80s and used practical effects.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:02:44 AM No.211388512
>>211388173
I didn't say that, I said that's what they were being made out as at the time (they were not).
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:41 AM No.211388765
Blazing Saddles song
Blazing Saddles song
md5: c6be4c895a91336b1e8d1fac36092b29๐Ÿ”
>>211383100

Go on. How about a good ol' nigger works song?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:43 AM No.211389502
received_671291121971648
received_671291121971648
md5: 2a5053f2023ef087e6f30635c3bb7268๐Ÿ”
>>211386163
HELLO FRIEND.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:28 AM No.211389777
>>211384405
This is what an actual milf looks like, not some 30 year old pornstar getting called "stepmom"
Replies: >>211391173 >>211391351
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:10 AM No.211390049
Assuming it will be good (Not getting hopes up, just doing a hypothetical), what kinda jokes could they do?
Legacy sequel jokes would be an almost surefire slam dunk. Naked Gun got a good one with all of the cops mourning their dads in the trailer.
Replies: >>211390431 >>211391032 >>211391700
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:10:37 AM No.211390431
>>211390049
Hollywood is super ass lately, it'd be hard not to find material
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:34:55 AM No.211391032
>>211390049
Having a joke where someone asks why Keke Palmer is there and answering that they needed at least one, or the movie wasn't getting greenlit
But the joke is that she's someone whose at least still in their thirties
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:41:23 AM No.211391173
>>211389777
Just how old do you think women are when they start having children?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:46:17 AM No.211391294
pretty brutal
pretty brutal
md5: ceb5a328dc21ce02e2f5bbda5d4a80e8๐Ÿ”
>>211384161
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:48:09 AM No.211391342
>>211382016
what is it with you fuckers and black cocks
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:48:51 AM No.211391351
>>211389777
>doesn't even know what the term milf means
The term you're looking for is mature, which is a different genre.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:53:59 AM No.211391478
>>211382016
Delusional. Spaceballs is one of his only good films. 90% of his work is trash with schlock comedy. I can tell you only like dick jokes and prefer to kiss men.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:05:51 AM No.211391700
>>211390049
CGI John Candy would be fucking hilarious
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:08:36 AM No.211391754
Brooks is the most important Jew.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:01:24 AM No.211392647
>>211382016
nigga you've never seen Life Stinks then, that's easily one of the worst films ever made
Replies: >>211392709
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:02:25 AM No.211392661
>>211384405
funny, she doesn't look druish
Replies: >>211393086
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:07:12 AM No.211392709
>>211392647
>Life Stinks then, that's easily one of the worst films ever made
I was still a kid when I watched it, but I liked it.
Dracula, Dead and Loving It, now that's an actually shitty movie
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:10:38 AM No.211392750
>>211386086
the funny thing is this IS exactly the type of post I would have made at him too lol
godspeed anon, always bully the fragile and insecure
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:29 AM No.211392983
>>211388140
>making up a bunch of schizo bullshit in your head to justify being an insane retarded twat
I mean, that's what mental illness does, but yeah..
Replies: >>211394729
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:39:21 AM No.211393086
>>211392661
nosejob
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:40:56 AM No.211393102
Ordinarily I despise all late sequels but they started the trailer by making fun of every other sequel and franchise so maybe ol' Mel's still got it in him.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:45:39 AM No.211393171
>>211382438
you know what else was repeated during the past fucking 38 years: hollywood and the shit we watch like automatons
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:47:59 AM No.211393219
>>211388180
and also hinting at the range of topics movies can possibly cover, having a dig at how shallow /juvenile/dumb the previous movies are
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:50:07 AM No.211393245
>>211382016
One of the gayest posts I've seen in awhile. Kys you tourist faggot..imagine hating on the inquisition...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:50:28 AM No.211393247
>>211382016
This guy's been doing the French Mistake
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:52:04 AM No.211393265
3541296768
3541296768
md5: bffec0b2eaf35cad56b1e422917f2a8c๐Ÿ”
>>211382016

Cant wait for this master piece.
Replies: >>211393295
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:52:42 AM No.211393275
>>211381907 (OP)
>98 years old
fuck, they literally are going to be shooting his scenes first.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:53:57 AM No.211393295
>>211393265
If you think a musical can't improve do it on ice
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:01:44 AM No.211393415
>>211388180
not random enough and kind of dated tho
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:03:01 AM No.211393434
Holy cow, Mel Brooks is old.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:09:37 AM No.211393524
>>211382064
Probably didn't want to joke about Marvel movies if they needed to get Disney to agree to this movie being made.
Replies: >>211393950 >>211394261 >>211394769
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:36:04 AM No.211393950
>>211393524
? did you not see all the star wars jokes?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:40:04 AM No.211394017
wm
wm
md5: b77feb267fe718955cd79986258340bd๐Ÿ”
>>211384405
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:03 AM No.211394071
Spaceballs is unfunny fucking trash for loser gen Xers. Should have been Blazing Saddles 2. Or even History of the World Part 2.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:13 AM No.211394073
>>211381907 (OP)
>born in 1926
Holy shit that sounds fucking scary, imagine being old enough to see a completely alien world from the one you were born in
Replies: >>211394119
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:46:11 AM No.211394119
>>211394073
>imagine being old enough to see a completely alien world from the one you were born in
Anyone born before 2000 knows this feel.
Replies: >>211394165 >>211394207
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:01 AM No.211394165
>>211394119
This, the Mayans were right.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:51:48 AM No.211394207
>>211394119
TRVKE NVKE
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:54:28 AM No.211394249
I'll clap when I see Rick Moranis. I member him.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:55:17 AM No.211394260
>>211387340
I think you're confusing him with a different Bill. Bill Paxton, maybe?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:55:21 AM No.211394261
>>211393524
dumb snydercuck
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:58:48 AM No.211394305
>>211388145
How? The guy's old a hell, but he's still been doing interviews and writing shit for a minute so he seems still pretty altogether up there. I bet he'll even shoot a couple scenes with REALLY awkward fitting dialogue that they'll use as part of a gag if he dies
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:07:49 AM No.211394411
If there isn't a diner scene where an entire chorus line of chestbursters sing "Hello My Baby" I will be very put out.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:15:03 AM No.211394483
I like that Mel Brooks himself admitted Spaceballs isn't as good as Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles but was like "fuck it people seem to love it"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:17:22 AM No.211394519
>>211381907 (OP)
It's going to be awful, but my body is ready.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:18:49 AM No.211394538
>>211381907 (OP)
They should get Dave Chappelle to play the Fin knock off character. Just him being in it would sell 15 millions tickets.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:26:38 AM No.211394616
that video was funny so im all in
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:34:54 AM No.211394729
>>211392983
You clearly weren't around online then back in the 2000's and early 2010's, noted.
Replies: >>211394750
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:36:07 AM No.211394750
>>211394729
>i'm schizophrenic and live in constant paranoia that i'm being gangstalked and gaslit by star wars fans
yeah your mental illness is boring
Replies: >>211394823
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:37:20 AM No.211394769
>>211393524
But they did make an MCU joke in there, even riffing on how there's two Robert Downey Jr's
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:42:10 AM No.211394823
deadpoolshootsaprequelsfan
deadpoolshootsaprequelsfan
md5: 4a763c5adbd6efc21c46aa23503a8ef0๐Ÿ”
>>211394750
>yeah your mental illness is boring
You're a literal retard to deny this. Back in the day, it was seen as acceptable to shit on the Prequels and treat anyone who liked them as being stupid ignorant punks who deserve to be shot and killed. This was treated as a fact up until 2019 when the Sequel Trilogy became the new trilogy to shit on.
Replies: >>211394884 >>211394951
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:47:00 AM No.211394884
>>211394823
>redditpool
Replies: >>211394960
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:48:25 AM No.211394906
>>211382016
>white women wanting black dick
Ok now I will watch this movie
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:48:31 AM No.211394908
>>211382167
>Rick Moranis fucking sucks at being funny
he was great on sctv
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:49:52 AM No.211394927
>>211382141
he's just a kid
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:50:13 AM No.211394934
>>211382016
>hating on black dicks
Holy f*ck return back to wherever you came from
Replies: >>211397555
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:51:38 AM No.211394951
>>211394823
>hhelp help i'm being bullied constantly by star wars fans
your mental illness is boring and the prequels are turds
Replies: >>211395051
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:52:11 AM No.211394960
>>211394884
>faganon
Replies: >>211395051
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:54:22 AM No.211394978
1747744266933
1747744266933
md5: becb8a7a8c6d7fee807b0bbb82c45ddb๐Ÿ”
>IT'S NOT FAIR!! WHY ARE ORIGINAL TRILOGYFAGS SO INSUFFERABLE ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER THEIR MOVIES ARE? THEY ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE THEIR MOVIES ARE BETTER BUT THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO
Replies: >>211395051
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:01:49 AM No.211395051
>>211394951
>>211394960
>>211394978
Thank you for proving my point then. You really fail at this. Also, I never even said that the Prequels were superior to the Originals, you dumb jackass, now you're just trying to put words in my mouth to make yourself look like a chad.
>mental illness again
What are you, 8 years old? Seriously, come up with better comebacks, these are the lamest insults I've ever seen. How about respond to me when you come up with something more creative.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:05:16 AM No.211395088
There's literal documentaries that unironically prove Original Trilogy fans are more annoying.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:10:03 AM No.211395148
>>211382331
I could easily see him making a joke at how the sequels just rehashed the original trilogy but done worse;
>"This is just the same as last time!"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:59:30 AM No.211395710
>>211383100
>4chan somehow managing to convince themselves blazing saddles is woke shit
I didnโ€™t read him calling it woke shit, that is what you seemingly have called it in your own post. I think what anon was implying is that it is jewish propaganda, which is older than anyone posting on this site. There is good reason why multiple times in history, countries expelled the jews, or attempted to wipe them out. There is not a worse group alive today, they are selfish, destructive, parasitic, and work through manipulation of the weak minded masses (such as yourself).
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:06:24 AM No.211395789
>>211384704
That's a cute girl though
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:34:41 AM No.211396622
>>211383100
>niggershillbots already in action muddying the water
incredible
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:54:21 AM No.211397320
yooxcgug5mr01
yooxcgug5mr01
md5: d34eab4367d413aa6fe01ab86e2803f4๐Ÿ”
Friendly reminder
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:59:32 AM No.211397376
>>211382016
>Spaceballs is his weakest film
>Not The Producers
Bait used to be believable.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:04:23 AM No.211397432
>>211381907 (OP)
If you can still read this, then you don't need glasses. (since its being over 30 since the last one).
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:07:27 AM No.211397458
1724434448013590
1724434448013590
md5: 2b0ba30184e5fb07f716ca12ba770709๐Ÿ”
>>211381907 (OP)
I hope they asked jonah hill to be barf and it made him depressed
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:15:51 AM No.211397555
>>211394934
Back to /Pol/, you disgusting leftie faggot. Whether you're being ironic or not,.you're still a dumb cunt.