https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewKuhclROA0
Marketing might be fun. I'd buy an overpriced Spaceballs the Sweatshirt
Spaceballs is his weakest film for me and I think people tend to give him credit for jokes his team of writers came up with too much. Young Frankenstein is a masterpiece, but then you look at History of the World, which was written exclusively by him, and it has a single good joke in between infinite references to white women wanting black dick and that fucking ridiculous "We're Here To Stay" song where he has to remind everyone he's jewish for the 900th time.
Blazing Saddles is half hilarious half whiny race relations harping about how black people never did anything wrong. The ending sequence is kino though.
>>211381907 (OP)>DCU attempt 1 DCU attempt 2
gramps is almost 100 years old
>>211382016I think I like Spaceballs because Mel isn't overbearing in it.
>>211381907 (OP)I always assumed he'd been dead for decades
>>211381907 (OP)bro who let their old unc have access to a movie set :skull:
>>211382114Yea it's one of his films where he isn't being annoying with the constant jewish shit but I just don't think any of the jokes really land, it's just references without comedy and for some reason there's a lot of "did you get that" moments after a joke. Like the combing the desert one is a great visual gag - and then they drag it out for a solid minute, pointing out how he didn't mean LITERALLY comb the desert.
Also Rick Moranis fucking sucks at being funny.
>>211382016>History of the World, which was written exclusively by him, and it has a single good jokeHotW is his funniest film on a repeat watch. Always find some new self referential dig that I didn't catch before
>>211382207I don't remember finding a single bit of it even chuckle worthy except for Moses being mugged, but it was several years ago when I watched it
This film is kinda needed and if its terrible, well it made its point either way.
>>211381907 (OP)>"Mel, why are you directing all the scenes first?"
>>211381907 (OP)Moranis finally left his grief compound to make some kinos again?
>>211382236Dom Deluise hamming it as Emp Nero will never not be funny to me
>>211381907 (OP)Those burns at the DCU, hahaha
I have no faith in today's filmmakers to recreate how shitty the original Spaceballs is
>>211382275He goes outside. he got punched by a black guy for no reason.
>>211381907 (OP)I hope he rips the sequels.
>>211381907 (OP)It's about time someone took the piss out of Starslop again
>>211382340>the same joke repeated the whole crawl does not bode well
>>211382167Maybe just don't post your opinions, anon.
>>211382438You must not have liked the intro sequence.
>>211381907 (OP)my grandpa loved this jew
>>211381907 (OP)Let's hope this doesn't suck like Spaceballs: The Animated Series
>>211382340Mentioning Oppenheimer out of nowhere kills the joke for me because it isn't a cashgrab sequel like the others it's just a movie that happens to be popular on the internet.
>>211382236don't get saucy with me, Bernaise
>>211382440Feel free to post yours
>>211382016>it has a single good joke in between infinite references to white women wanting black dick"I take my coffee black. Like my men."
t. 8 year old white girl talking about her love of big black cocks in the seminal comedy classic "Airplane" which was definitely written by a bunch of Swedish dudes
>>211382326Black people hate Honey I Shrunk the Kids 3.
>>211382549Airplane has nothing to do with Mel Brooks, and that coffee joke was funny when I was 8 and it's still funny now.
>>211381907 (OP)Is Moranis alive?
>>211382563Peckerwoods take everything personally
>>21138251330 years retired Rick Moranis signed to join this movie, they must have a good idea. Maybe they'll roast the current state of hollywood, that could be alright
>>211382572He's apparently reprising his role after decades away from acting, so hopefully?
>>211382661They better make fun of the Star Wars sequels, it would be a fucking riot if they did so. They certainly have a lot of material by now.
>>211382737Disney Star Wars
Prequel Star Wars
MCU
DCU
failed Cinematic Universes
lot of stuff to roast
>>211382778and of course legacy sequels
>>211382141>>211382283Mel Brooks will be alive until the heat death of the universe.
>>211382549>t. 20 year old timmy getting assblasted over a 45 year old joke because he's insecure over his little tiny weewee
>>211381907 (OP)As long as it isn't a legacy sequel with 90 year old original cast stumbling around in walkers.
>>211382885never stops making me laugh
zoomers are such hopelessly insecure losers
>>211382661>promising naked gun remake trailer>promising spaceballs 2 trailerplease dont be shit please don't be shit PLEASE don't be shit
>>211382892If they are intelligent they would make this the ultimate anti legacy sequel.....but josh gad is co-writting so I don't have much faith
>>211382936He's probably going to make himself Barfs son
>>211381907 (OP)make a second silent movie
>>211382905he knows what airplane is so he's probably over 30 which makes it even funnier (and sadder)
>>211382016>4chan somehow managing to convince themselves blazing saddles is woke shitYou fuckers never cease to amaze me
>>211383100zoomers aren't 4chan
>>211383100It is quite literally woke.
>>211383064They could go meta and make his character wanting to be as good as his dad, but he's just annoying and no one want him nor like him.
>>211383100Is it or is it not criticizing people for not being accepting of niggers?
>>211383114>I am quite literally retarded and don't know what "woke" is.I mean, yeah..
>>211383097go get laid dude, youre wasting the best years of your life on an anonymous twainese group therapy incel support webring
>>211383247Did you misquote? The guy whose microdick shrivels up when he hears a joke in a 50 year old movie is the one who needs to go outside and make eye contact
>>211383210Woke is considering race and the history of social struggle.
>Mel Brooks
fuck this boomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hm-U9_nDlI
>>211381907 (OP)>Not calling it "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money"They blew it.
>>211383100Outside of one dumbass, no one is saying Blazing Saddles is "woke". It's quite literally known for being one of the more spicy films out made back then, that's quite literally the opposite of what "woke" means.
>>211383307I thought it just meant forced progressivism, like with "Latinx"
>>211383482The person you are replying to is probably the one that called it woke
>>211383520>retard rightoid never stopped to consider what he was told about his enemies was even the truthlol
>>211383307woke is jewish cultural marxism
>>211383603And yet woke people all hate Israel.
>>211383603Define "cultural marxism" without using 4chan incelese buzzwords
There better not be any black dick jokes in this.
https://youtu.be/ryeHPPypACk
Will zoomers appreciate Mel Brooks humor?
>>211383630jewโs gospel of victimhood delivered to non-jews
>>211383630things i don't like
>>211381907 (OP)MEL BROOKS IS LITERALLY 100 YEARS OLD AND HE SOUND GREAT
>>211383748He is figuratively 98 autist
is princess vespa still hot?
>>211383748yeah I was surprised when I heard him speak...but he look like he will be dust very soon
If they actually opened the movie with "somehow Dark Helmet returned" it would be absolutely fucking hilarious
>>211382905>>211383097What a totally organic conversation!
>>211383836heโll be burning in hell soon
>>211382509Didnโt the lead writer for that show murder his wife and daughter?
>>211383864He's gotta escape that terrible planet of the apes.
>>211383883He will live to 125 and then go to heaven.
>>211383278our dicks dont work right no more. maybe yours never did.
>>211383630Communism except all instances of โBourgeoisโ and โCapitalistโ are scribbled out and replaced with โWhite people.โ
https://youtu.be/EfkNvOOiZ_8
Kino
>>211383602he's right though. For the most part most spics were confused about why their entire language was seemingly being rewritten by a bunch of sheltered college kids on twitter. No Chudmo.
>>211381907 (OP)At least Dark Helmet was alive at the end of Spaceballls, unlike palpie fuck I'm still mad about them bringing him back.
>>211384031Martin O'Malley
>>211384031Whoโs the guy that farted. Whatโs the guy that drank his own urine.
>>211381907 (OP)This guy waited until my father died to make a sequel to history and now I guess spaceballs.
It makes me mad. Like history came out months after my father passed. He was one of Brooks biggest fans
>>211382572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-uNBEcLgsA
He's 72 years old but looks like he's in his 50's. Maybe the retirement helped him age better
>>211384031https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Iana_Kasian
>>211384140I will not give him money in solidarity with your loss, anon.
when is this out? I want to bring my dad to see it.
>>211382236>15, 10 commandments>It's good to be the king>hitler on ice>jews in Space>Yes no no no no no no no yes no no no no no no no yes>The inquisition what a show>You cant talk em outa anything>Free free freeI havent watched this shit in like 10 years fuck off HOTWP1 haters
Also
>Say when
>>211381907 (OP)>Why am I recording my scenes first?
>>211384140He's really too old to do anything except put his name on shit. He didn't write or perform any of History of the World 2 except for a cameo, which it seems he's going to do here.
is the black guy from police academy going to be in it?
>>211384161>jew marrying an ukranian>surprised it ended in torture and murderbased except for being a phoneposter linking wikipedia mobile version, which is being a fag
>>211382167>Also Rick Moranis fucking sucks at being funny.Holy shit are there any other shit opinions I should know about here
>>211384161>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Iana_KasianAh yep, that's him. I remember hearing about it, I was just curious as to who it was, as I forgot his name. Jesus. Imagine only being known for being a killer and making Spaceballs: The Animated Series.
>>211382661Looks like Bill Pullman is too... but wait is Princes Vespa walled....
...oh fugg
>>211384405looks hot desu
>>211381907 (OP)This time, they will lampoon the sequels?
>>211384306Cry about it, bitch
>>211384405>>21138190Inb4 cgi John Candy making fun of cgi leai and Peter Cushing
>>211384140I know that feeling, my grandmother loves Avatar and probably won't make it to when Cameron's lazy ass is finished
>why are we filming my scenes first? *wheeze*
>>211384405if she looks like that in 2025, that's not walled
>>211382737I just want a character in it named glup shitto
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>they are already adding black people to the main cast
IT'S OGRE ALREADY RUINED
>>211384405my mum is the same age and looks about 20 years older than her
>>211381907 (OP)i'd watch it if it completely shits on Nu Trek & Nu Wars but I doubt it'll do that.
probably talk about how white people are bad or some dumb woke shit.
>>211384955this whining about woke stuff is as unbearable as the woke stuff itself
>>211384405she has the shwartz facial cream. its mostly foreskins
>Mel Brooks could have seen the Minecraft Movie
>>211385078na. that's a tactic to make it not go away.
It's my world faggot, I'll whine.
>>211384405walled? She looks amazing for a 60 years old.
>>211385110>Mel Brooks might have played Deltarune Chapter 3 and 4
>actually funny trailer
Okay, fine. I will entertain this concept.
>>211384955There's a lot of good things you could make fun of, like the cool dude protagonist always needing a baby or a child to tag along, or every person in the background needing an elaborate backstory. You could have a whole joke in there about the prequels era being the new old era that people are now nostalgic for, with different eras of fans arguing over what constitutes "classic".
Depending on who writes this, it actually could be good.
Parody movies coming back is great, but it sucks they're remakes/sequels instead of based on new movies.
>>211384704There was black characters in the original movie too.
>>211385696racists don't think, anon they only react... poorly
>>211385078I see more people whining about anti-woke whining than actual anti-woke whining at this point.
>>211385696>>211385721>"main cast"libtards can't read apparently. I am aware Tuvok held a comb and made a joke for 5 seconds
>>211385587I'll take it over Seltzer and Friedberg-type shit that we used to get spammed in the late 2000's and early 2010's anyday.
>>211385150great tactic if you want to make people avoid you/not pay attention
>>211383879>get assblasted by a joke>get laughed at for it>"Y-YOU'RE PART OF A CONCERTED PSYCHOLOGICAL CAMPAIGN CARRIED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT TO LAUGH AT ME"what a sad pathetic existence you must lead
>>211385734fine ill just post my shit and stop interacting with your lot
>>211384704Black people, oh noooooo
>>211381907 (OP)It's a film I can enjoy while hurling random antisemitic remarks at Mel Brooks. I'm in!
>>211384704Don't tell this anon about the other movies Mel Brooks directed.
>>211383667Zoomers are raised on tiktok-editing humor where you have to have a loud, dumb joke every 5 seconds. If skibidi or max0r garbage isn't there zoomers won't comprehend it.
>>211386194Regardless of this film, how do you make a 2 hour film for zoomers with a 30-second attention span.
>>211384405Dude considering how other actresses have aged she looks stunning. Those druish genes are holding up
>>211381907 (OP)Hopefully the whole thing isn't just trying to take cheap shots at the sequel trilogy, that'd just be beating a dead horse and would make the whole film feel like antiwoke propaganda.
The prequels are by far a richer target for satire and criticism, not to mention it's rabid cult-like fanbase could really use the wake up call.
>>211383724But cultural Marxism usually refers to the Frankfurt school which developed a theoretical framework to criticise consumerism and mass media manipulation from an updates Marxist perspective .
tl; dr you failed
>>211386243>how do you make a 2 hour film for zoomers with a 30-second attention spanBy making trash like Max's and dragging it out to 2 hours. Again you can notice how all the humor can be edited down to fit in a tiktok short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC6gfeuFBo
>>211384405You know, for 60 that looks pretty fantastic.
>>211386187>comparing back then when he made movies openly mocking the n word till nowretard did you even see history of the world part 2? That should be required watching for anyone hyped about this shit
>>211386295But the sequels are far more ridiculous and more relevant, thus making it much more easier to riff on. Also;
>The prequels are by far a richer target for satire and criticismIt's not 2007 anymore, anon.
> not to mention it's rabid cult-like fanbase could really use the wake up call.That's just the Star Wars fanbase in general. Have you seen how the OG Star Wars fans act like? They literally sent death threats and denounce people for being idiots and forced George Lucas into giving up the rights to SW because they kept non-stop bashing them. Prequel fans are far more sane by comparison.
>>211381907 (OP)We'll see if they include Jew jokes. Jew jokes and I'm in.
>>211386480No one tells more Jew jokes than Jews.
>>211386416As time marches on, the people who grew up with only the original trilogy and some decent lucasarts video lore are being quickly outnumbered by those who grew up with the prequels and all the crap churned out afterwards.
>>211386301it's like you all heard this from a jordan peterson video 10 years ago and never updated your programming. what does an economic framework have to do with trannies on tv? please explain it.
>>211386480The best I can do is typical anti white jokes
>>211386497>>211386591They need a quota
>one white goy joke>one nigger joke>one beaner joke>one jew joke>one mystery meat jokeKeep that ratio (approximately) throughout the film and you have my support.
>>211386681I am begging you watch History of the World part 2 if you want to know what this will be like. It was non stop modern woke slop humor
>>211386524ain't no way blud the prequels be bussin no cap
I hope this installment will finally give an in-canon explanation for the schwartz. Is it magic? Midichlorians?
>>211381907 (OP)>Why am I filming my scenes first?
>>211382141He's only 98. He's got at least another 20 years.
>>211383399That's a funny title but it was funny when Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock was still a film people remembered.
>>211383624Yeah, quite often Jewish bullshit ends up blowing up in their faces.
See their entire history on the planet for evidence.
It will fail. Zoomies don't get parodies.
>Naked Gun remake
>Spaceballs remake
cringe
>>211386086it's not a joke it's a racist attack
>>211381907 (OP)Mel Brooks is the Seth Rogen of the 70's/80's
Almost everything good about his best movies is not something he did, and apart from 2-3 good comedies the rest is mediocre bullshit.
>>211387340no they pulled him out of the zeitgeist because the studios are trying to make his son a thing and they want to avoid the nepobaby allegations.
>>211387524huh, would have swore. guess we know who's on cast.
>>211386070to you. but you're mind is made up: you like that sloppy shit.
>>211385466I'm not holding my breath.
Who's behind this corpse of a film getting dug up?
>Moranis returns after 30 years to a flop
Sad
>>211386818have you seen season 14 of the clone wars? kinda mid.
>>211383100I knew the moment this annoucement went out 6 hours ago the FIRST thing on these brain rotted idiots minds would be "JEW JEW DICKS DICKS AGGGGGGGHHH", fucking hillarious.
The first thing I thought about was the cast being ancient and John Candy being straight up dead so they'd have to replace him...
>>211387885just get rogen easy
They better add "The Search for More Money"
It's the prefect jab at the industry and a clear indicator of shit if they drop it
>>211386831That would actually be a good joke. Overexplaining Schwartz to be some genetic-science-techno nonsense to ruin the mysticism, like with the Force or how they ruined a lot of Comic Book magic by replacing it with technology.
>>211381907 (OP)There are a lot good jokes about the prequels and the sequels you could make but I doubt they will be able to pull it off
>>211386524>As time marches on, the people who grew up with only the original trilogy and some decent lucasarts video lore are being quickly outnumbered by those who grew up with the prequels and all the crap churned out afterwards.Sounds like karma to me. The OG Star Wars fans are the ones who begged a "return to form" and bullied their way towards anyone, which they supposedly finally got their way with the Sequel Trilogy, only for that to backfire on them.
Hilarious stuff.
>>211381907 (OP)This is elder abuse unironically
>>211388140the Sequels were not a return to form tho
don't be disingenuous
>>211382513It being random compared to the other movies is the point
>>211382438So it's par for the course for Spaceballs then.
how will (((they))) subvert this one?
He'll be dead before it comes out but the only reason the original was good because it was made in the 80s and used practical effects.
>>211388173I didn't say that, I said that's what they were being made out as at the time (they were not).
>>211383100Go on. How about a good ol' nigger works song?
>>211384405This is what an actual milf looks like, not some 30 year old pornstar getting called "stepmom"
Assuming it will be good (Not getting hopes up, just doing a hypothetical), what kinda jokes could they do?
Legacy sequel jokes would be an almost surefire slam dunk. Naked Gun got a good one with all of the cops mourning their dads in the trailer.
>>211390049Hollywood is super ass lately, it'd be hard not to find material
>>211390049Having a joke where someone asks why Keke Palmer is there and answering that they needed at least one, or the movie wasn't getting greenlit
But the joke is that she's someone whose at least still in their thirties
>>211389777Just how old do you think women are when they start having children?
>>211382016what is it with you fuckers and black cocks
>>211389777>doesn't even know what the term milf meansThe term you're looking for is mature, which is a different genre.
>>211382016Delusional. Spaceballs is one of his only good films. 90% of his work is trash with schlock comedy. I can tell you only like dick jokes and prefer to kiss men.
>>211390049CGI John Candy would be fucking hilarious
Brooks is the most important Jew.
>>211382016nigga you've never seen Life Stinks then, that's easily one of the worst films ever made
>>211384405funny, she doesn't look druish
>>211392647>Life Stinks then, that's easily one of the worst films ever madeI was still a kid when I watched it, but I liked it.
Dracula, Dead and Loving It, now that's an actually shitty movie
>>211386086the funny thing is this IS exactly the type of post I would have made at him too lol
godspeed anon, always bully the fragile and insecure
>>211388140>making up a bunch of schizo bullshit in your head to justify being an insane retarded twatI mean, that's what mental illness does, but yeah..
Ordinarily I despise all late sequels but they started the trailer by making fun of every other sequel and franchise so maybe ol' Mel's still got it in him.
>>211382438you know what else was repeated during the past fucking 38 years: hollywood and the shit we watch like automatons
>>211388180and also hinting at the range of topics movies can possibly cover, having a dig at how shallow /juvenile/dumb the previous movies are
>>211382016One of the gayest posts I've seen in awhile. Kys you tourist faggot..imagine hating on the inquisition...
>>211382016This guy's been doing the French Mistake
>>211382016Cant wait for this master piece.
>>211381907 (OP)>98 years oldfuck, they literally are going to be shooting his scenes first.
>>211393265If you think a musical can't improve do it on ice
>>211388180not random enough and kind of dated tho
Holy cow, Mel Brooks is old.
>>211382064Probably didn't want to joke about Marvel movies if they needed to get Disney to agree to this movie being made.
>>211393524? did you not see all the star wars jokes?
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Spaceballs is unfunny fucking trash for loser gen Xers. Should have been Blazing Saddles 2. Or even History of the World Part 2.
>>211381907 (OP)>born in 1926Holy shit that sounds fucking scary, imagine being old enough to see a completely alien world from the one you were born in
>>211394073>imagine being old enough to see a completely alien world from the one you were born inAnyone born before 2000 knows this feel.
>>211394119This, the Mayans were right.
I'll clap when I see Rick Moranis. I member him.
>>211387340I think you're confusing him with a different Bill. Bill Paxton, maybe?
>>211393524dumb snydercuck
>>211388145How? The guy's old a hell, but he's still been doing interviews and writing shit for a minute so he seems still pretty altogether up there. I bet he'll even shoot a couple scenes with REALLY awkward fitting dialogue that they'll use as part of a gag if he dies
If there isn't a diner scene where an entire chorus line of chestbursters sing "Hello My Baby" I will be very put out.
I like that Mel Brooks himself admitted Spaceballs isn't as good as Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles but was like "fuck it people seem to love it"
>>211381907 (OP)It's going to be awful, but my body is ready.
>>211381907 (OP)They should get Dave Chappelle to play the Fin knock off character. Just him being in it would sell 15 millions tickets.
that video was funny so im all in
>>211392983You clearly weren't around online then back in the 2000's and early 2010's, noted.
>>211394729>i'm schizophrenic and live in constant paranoia that i'm being gangstalked and gaslit by star wars fansyeah your mental illness is boring
>>211393524But they did make an MCU joke in there, even riffing on how there's two Robert Downey Jr's
>>211394750>yeah your mental illness is boringYou're a literal retard to deny this. Back in the day, it was seen as acceptable to shit on the Prequels and treat anyone who liked them as being stupid ignorant punks who deserve to be shot and killed. This was treated as a fact up until 2019 when the Sequel Trilogy became the new trilogy to shit on.
>>211382016>white women wanting black dickOk now I will watch this movie
>>211382167>Rick Moranis fucking sucks at being funnyhe was great on sctv
>>211382141he's just a kid
>>211382016>hating on black dicksHoly f*ck return back to wherever you came from
>>211394823>hhelp help i'm being bullied constantly by star wars fansyour mental illness is boring and the prequels are turds
>IT'S NOT FAIR!! WHY ARE ORIGINAL TRILOGYFAGS SO INSUFFERABLE ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER THEIR MOVIES ARE? THEY ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE THEIR MOVIES ARE BETTER BUT THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO
>>211394951>>211394960>>211394978Thank you for proving my point then. You really fail at this. Also, I never even said that the Prequels were superior to the Originals, you dumb jackass, now you're just trying to put words in my mouth to make yourself look like a chad.
>mental illness againWhat are you, 8 years old? Seriously, come up with better comebacks, these are the lamest insults I've ever seen. How about respond to me when you come up with something more creative.
There's literal documentaries that unironically prove Original Trilogy fans are more annoying.
>>211382331I could easily see him making a joke at how the sequels just rehashed the original trilogy but done worse;
>"This is just the same as last time!"
>>211383100>4chan somehow managing to convince themselves blazing saddles is woke shitI didnโt read him calling it woke shit, that is what you seemingly have called it in your own post. I think what anon was implying is that it is jewish propaganda, which is older than anyone posting on this site. There is good reason why multiple times in history, countries expelled the jews, or attempted to wipe them out. There is not a worse group alive today, they are selfish, destructive, parasitic, and work through manipulation of the weak minded masses (such as yourself).
>>211384704That's a cute girl though
>>211383100>niggershillbots already in action muddying the water incredible
>>211382016>Spaceballs is his weakest film>Not The ProducersBait used to be believable.
>>211381907 (OP)If you can still read this, then you don't need glasses. (since its being over 30 since the last one).
>>211381907 (OP)I hope they asked jonah hill to be barf and it made him depressed
>>211394934Back to /Pol/, you disgusting leftie faggot. Whether you're being ironic or not,.you're still a dumb cunt.