Jurassic Park - /tv/ (#211394442) [Archived: 1377 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:10:39 AM No.211394442
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The poster looks like a porn parody
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:18:00 AM No.211394527
A Breed Apart poster
A Breed Apart poster
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Better than this at least
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:43:08 AM No.211394832
The posters for Jurassic Park, TLW and JPIII was just the logo. The Jurassic World series of posters put the spotlight on the humans... for some reason. Then again, movie posters is a dead art.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:32:21 AM No.211395403
Bump
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:38:20 AM No.211395470
>>211394527
Fuck middle, marry right, kill left.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:39:24 AM No.211395482
>>211395470
>kill left
Her line tits for clicks in Fall ruined the movie for me.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:42:04 AM No.211395509
>>211394442 (OP)
If directors want me to pay to see movies they should release full-budget well-made action movies on their streaming services exclusively but they should be rated NC-17 and the posters they make for them for the adult section of the stream service should show the actresses squatting down like that and peeing facing the camera, naked
And then there should be multiple scenes like that in the film itself and they can do that during dialogue/backstory talk scenes instead of just staring at each other. Everyone's seen actresses staring at each other while talking before.
But how many times have you seen professional actresses doing a good job with their delivery talking to each other while both pissing, and either they're beside each other facing into the camera, or it cuts back and forth between them like a normal dialogue scene?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:43:07 AM No.211395524
>>211395482
why? it was that sort of movie
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:44:49 AM No.211395547
>>211394442 (OP)
and why hasn't someone added a dangling dino dick yet?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:51:00 AM No.211395620
>>211394442 (OP)
Fuckosaurus Rex?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:03:34 AM No.211395758
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>>211394442 (OP)
What is this phenotype?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:10:11 AM No.211395822
>>211394527
>Hayden And Panittierre
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:38:16 AM No.211396122
>>211395758
40yo
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:20:19 AM No.211396507
>>211395524
It's just the whole 'influencers attention whoring' shit.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:28:40 AM No.211396580
>>211396507
yeah that was her character she was a retarded influencer and self aware about being a skank
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:53:35 AM No.211397980
>>211394442 (OP)
scar gets velocirapetored?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:20 PM No.211398602
IMG_3007
IMG_3007
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>>211394832
>movie posters is a dead art.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:55:30 PM No.211398625
>>211396122
peaked in iron man 2 era i feel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:58 PM No.211398684
>>211395470
Breed middle, breed right, breed left.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:50 PM No.211398693
>>211394527
YJK
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:28 PM No.211398720
>>211394442 (OP)
Father Time really took a bat to Scarlett Johansson.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:23 PM No.211399755
>>211398720
Surgery didn't help
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:47:55 PM No.211399970
>>211394527
are they 'pilled?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:49:26 PM No.211399996
>>211394527
Is Hayden this hard up?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:21:13 PM No.211400511
>>211394442 (OP)
>This 5'3" 130lb old jewish woman is actually a fearsome big game hunter that is running the show
why?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:22:56 PM No.211400542
Damn, Scarlett is looking a bit rough these days.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:13:38 PM No.211401456
Currey
Currey
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>>211394527
I hope she will be cast as new Wonder Woman, she deserves better than this
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:13:05 PM No.211402784
>>211394442 (OP)
Why is always that ugly feminist haircut?
I seen it in all modern female characters.
Pony tail is a ugly women haircut.
Only a few cutes can use it well.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:28:34 PM No.211403184
drooling
drooling
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>>211394442 (OP)
Now there's a thought
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:04:31 PM No.211404355
>>211394527
>When Violet accepts an invitation to a private island with some of the world's most famous social influencers, she expects a weekend of unrivaled viral opportunity. She soon becomes part of her own horrific reality show when the guests are pitted against each other to capture the island's legendary man-eating dogs before they become victims of the monstrous canines. Hayden Panettiere, Virginia Gardner and Grace Caroline Currey star in a hilariously harrowing tale of terror.

do actresses have no sense of pride?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:05:45 PM No.211404396
>>211395470
ok but what about the women?