High concept genre mix, elegantly directed and with Reznor soundtrack to top it off. The problem is you.

The RT score makes me nervous.

>>211397730 (OP)
>genre mix
That's exactly why it's garbage

Reznor has been an overrated hack since 1995

>>211397757
You don't have high standards, you have unrealistic standards. Your life is empty and you struggle to fill this void looking in the wrong places. Miserable fucker. Name a single movie like it.

>>211397730 (OP)
That image reminds me of that shitty Upside Down movie.

Threads like this just expose you faggots saying you want high brow cinema. It shows you have nothing to jerk off over currently so you have to consume what you consider slop and make yourselves feel better by shit talking it. The truth is you're desperate for anything, because you're addicts. Get a hobby that isn't sitting in front of a screen

>>211397789
>>211397906

I'm not watching your shitty streamer slop. if it's not shot on film, on actual locations, on actual sets I'm not watching it. simple as. if that's 'unrealistic' for you, then enjoy your heapings of shit forever. I have decades of infinitely better movies to enjoy. cope and seethe bozo.

>>211397730 (OP)
mmNo it's genuinely a 6.0/10 movie and there's literally not a single thing wrong with that

>>211398931
Name something you like then.

>>211398969
Sure, The Gorge

>>211397730 (OP)
best Anya

>>211398931
Damn she's cute with that hair.

>>211399042
>tfw no lithuanian goth sniper gf

>>211397730 (OP)
the george

>>211397730 (OP)
Murky, by the numbers YA snoozefest with zero chemisty between the leads. Nobody over 14 yo should fail to see how lazy this frankenmovie is

>>211399238
it's literally a masterpiece

>>211397730 (OP)
I didn't mind it, was a decent enough flick
Will probably watch it again in a few years

>>211399266
It's a 3/10 and that's being generous

>>211399393
Your life is empty and you struggle to fill this void looking in the wrong places. Miserable fucker. Name a single movie like it.

>>211397730 (OP)
>two charismatic leads with genuine chemistry and fun banter with no ironic mockery so typical of modern writing

It's weird but this film actually reminded me how much I missed sincere romance movies from Hollywood.

>>211399499
Agreed and I'll go out on a limb here because I haven't looked this up but you can just tell the romance was written by a man. Mutual respect and appreciation, no belittling each other, team work. I've realized I don't dislike romance films, I dislike ones by and for women

I wouldn't want to, because I'm not gay or anything like that, but if Anya wanted me to suck on big, thick cocks for her and make them cum and shoot hot, sticky ropes of jizz all over my face and in my mouth and they filled my mouth up until it was overloading with cum and I was gagging and choking on the massive load of semen I would probably do it for her.

>>211399410
It's just the opposite:I see this movie for the POS that it is bc I'm not an ignoramus and don't cling to mediocre dreck or feel the pathetic need to try to defend it online. The fact that there are no movies quite like it is good and understandable

>>211398931
Ayyy

>>211397730 (OP)
Low-effort streaming slop.

>>211397730 (OP)
I enjoyed it, until they got to the bottom of the gorge and the mysterious monsters became homosexually gay. I feel like it should have been less action schlock, and more suspenseful. They were running around gunning and exploding everything, so it ends up being just another cheap action movie, but with cheaper CGI baddies instead of extras. They also did what movies have commonly been doing since at least the mid 90’s. They HAD to explain what the gorge is, instead of keeping it magical. I don’t want bad science zombie shit. Give us unexplained terrors that we have theories on. Fuck

>>211399057
a fellow man of culture i see

>>211397906
>"Get a hobby *I* want you to have"

You sound like a woman. Or a faggot