Thread 211398303 - /tv/ [Archived: 1531 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:20 PM No.211398303
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>Just get a new haircut, take a shower and buy some new clothes and youโ€™ll get a girlfriend in no time

Is it really that easy?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:01 PM No.211398312
Yup
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:50 PM No.211398318
>>211398303 (OP)
Just walk up to a girl and say Hi
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:55 PM No.211398319
>>211398303 (OP)
just be yourself OP
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:25:46 PM No.211398325
All about rizz desu. Ive picked up girls whilst wearing a suit and Ive picked up girls whilst wearing a minions GoT tanktop at the gym.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:26:00 PM No.211398327
>that nose
This film is Jewish propaganda. It's not MY fault I'm virgin, it's society's fault, mostly women's and jew's fault.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:06 PM No.211398341
>>211398327
Steve Carellburg is not Jewish
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:02 PM No.211398358
>>211398303 (OP)
It increases your chances for sure, but your ceiling will still be capped by your face.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:13 PM No.211398371
>>211398341
>(((Italian)))
>(((Polish)))
I'm not falling for your tricks.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:30:28 PM No.211398376
>>211398303 (OP)
Perhaps Gosling's worst look. Very sleazy wardrobe in this flick.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:17 PM No.211398397
>>211398376
He was photoshopped
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:49 PM No.211398412
>>211398325
You've never picked up a girl in your life.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:35:29 PM No.211398418
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>>211398303 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:28 PM No.211398425
>>211398412
Yes, yes I have. How do you think I got my wife?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:24 PM No.211398451
>>211398425
her boyfrend did
you're there to fulfill his bull fetish
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:08 PM No.211398498
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I think not wearing child's t shirt may help
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:02 PM No.211398507
Whatever advice you give, picture a fully grown 5'5' adult male doing it.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:46:00 PM No.211398522
>>211398303 (OP)
In the film, it's made a point that it's only the first step. Before learning to talk to women, to know how to treat them, you first have to make yourself presentable.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:46:22 PM No.211398531
>>211398507
Oxymoron
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:44 PM No.211398569
>>211398303 (OP)
Just fuck some fat bitch if you're desperate, it's not a big deal. They'll be happy to get the attention.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:28 PM No.211398580
>>211398498
NL is cool though. Just wear the shirt, man.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:42 PM No.211398640
>>211398303 (OP)
Alright, no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.
In the position of a mid20โ€™s-30โ€™s male who only goes to work and doesnโ€™t have much of a social life or friends, WHERE do you meet young women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?
It feels like no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this, and many here are in a similar situation.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:42 PM No.211398652
>>211398303 (OP)
no you need charisma and cofidence.
I know guys looking like the penguin that are 5 foot 6 and they have better looking gfs or wives.

I can't help you though how to get "it". Because I don't have "it" either.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:34 PM No.211398657
>>211398640
Depends what type of woman you want to meet
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:56 PM No.211398662
>>211398640
Where do you live?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:14 PM No.211398667
>>211398640
Go to church or volunteer at a charity organization is the most common answers I've seen given on here. Others include taking dance/music classes or other artistic pursuits.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:06 PM No.211398686
>>211398303 (OP)
>>211398418
They're remaking fight club?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:57 PM No.211398695
Honestly,kinda. As long as you're not gross and can make her laugh, you're good. If you have no personality then I dont know what to tell you other than git gud
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:36 PM No.211398714
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:39 PM No.211398715
>>211398640
Are you autistic by any chance? Took me years, but repeated social interactions with the same people is the only way to lead to making friends and finding somebody. I write out scrips in my head of possible ways to take a conversation before meeting with my friends I made.

Just do what normies do - go to pubs, clubs, join hobby groups, etc. That's what I did and have a tight pact group of friends. I went out with a girl through that group, but I broke up with her because I found out she smoked.

Hope this helps
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:45 PM No.211398744
>>211398640
I dunno the last girl I banged was my neighbour's 19 year old daughter who had a crush on me since she was in hs
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:07:54 PM No.211398761
>>211398657
all of them
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:58 PM No.211398795
>>211398580
>"maybe a little bullying is okay"
>gets a little bullied about his stupid t shirt
>bans everyone
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:34:18 PM No.211399066
>>211398714
Ryan still has the aura of a fucker
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:48 PM No.211399087
>>211398795
>hear the same joke ten times
>hear the same joke ten thousand times
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:40 PM No.211399098
>>211398325
I want to see this got minions tanktop
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:43:20 PM No.211399178
>>211399098
...on me or in general?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:11 PM No.211399653
I've never had problem with women and I have dressed the same way since I was 16. Literally jeans and a hoodie all day every day my entire life. I also don't give a shit about women and am legitimately happier when I'm not in a relationship but every few years I seem to forget this fact and make myself miserable by getting a girlfriend for a year or two.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:44 PM No.211399664
>>211398715
>That's what I did and have a tight pact group of friends
How did you meet?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:23 PM No.211399683
Complementary haircut, complementary clothes go a very long way. It isn't everything it's just the easiest way to not immediately turn women off. I went a long time buzzing my hair without realizing how much I was nerfing my looks.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:36:43 PM No.211399813
>>211398640
If you're not attracting sociopaths and their shy, insecure tag-along friends who are just happy to be doormats, but would be happier to have a nice loyal guy at home then you're doing something wrong.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:32:44 PM No.211400699
>>211398303 (OP)
Just bUrself
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:33:47 PM No.211400717
>>211399178
Uh abs visible is best but uhm... >///<
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:36:55 PM No.211400767
>>211398303 (OP)
Just look her in the eye and shake her hand
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:39:45 PM No.211400822
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>>211398303 (OP)
No, you have to do this consistently while putting yourself in positions where you meet other people (not just to hook up). Eventually you might develop a large enough social circle that you come across someone you click with if you're lucky.
Or just be a chad.
If you do none of the above the chances of meeting someone and having a successful relationship decline to near 0%.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:34:15 PM No.211401910
>>211399653
how tall are you lol
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:37:09 PM No.211401973
>>211398303 (OP)
>Is it really that easy?
No, but it helps.
You may not get a gf after, you definitely wont before.
>>211398318
Id rather die.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:38:43 PM No.211402012
>>211398303 (OP)
That jacket is comically small on him. Early '10s fashion was so cringe.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:54:48 PM No.211402347
Minionstanky
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>>211400717
I mean it has seen way better days
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:59:30 PM No.211402449
>>211402347
*sniffffffffffff* thanks bro
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:03:51 PM No.211402555
>>211402449
Bro its fresh out of the laundry
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:05:42 PM No.211402606
>>211402555
This is the worst start to an ERP ever bro. Ever hear of 'yes, and?'
Cum on my face or fuck off
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:28:20 PM No.211403173
>>211402606
I only cum on my wives face bro sry
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:29:03 PM No.211403198
>>211402347
are you dwarf
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:31:33 PM No.211403263
cant wait for the sequel where she cheats on him and takes half his money
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:32:18 PM No.211403283
>>211403198
Thank god no. But yes its tiny, 6 million laundries will do that
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:02 PM No.211403327
>>211398744
u know this isnt reddit u dnt have to lie about her age
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:59 PM No.211403352
You fags always ask โ€œhow do I talk to womenโ€ or โ€œwhat do I say to a girlโ€ or some other dumb virgin shit. Nigger, itโ€™s 90% body language. Iโ€™ve gotten women wanting me without saying a fucking word.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:36:23 PM No.211403398
probably
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:39:15 PM No.211403474
He already had a wife, the movie is literally just about Steve becoming a complacent idiot who doesn't think about anything but then wonders why everyone around him is bored of his shit so he needs to go to a G-Rated pick up artist.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:55:36 PM No.211404011
>>211403263
He pumps and dumps 8 women and then goes back to his wife.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:11:48 PM No.211404630
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>>211398418
>ryan gosling listed height 6'0"
>steve carell listed height 5' 9"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:47:22 PM No.211405806
>>211399683
>Complementary haircut
Yeah sure but how do I know what's good?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:49:25 PM No.211405872
I dressed well in college and wore cologne and it just made girls think I was gay. So yeah they stopped thinking I was n incel or whatever but started thinking I was gay. So it didnt really make my situation better.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:52:33 PM No.211405991
>>211398303 (OP)
I thought it was pretty crazy that Gosling's character was fucking around with Emma Stone and then an hour into the movie you find out Emma's character is Carell's daughter.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:55:22 PM No.211406094
>>211402347
kino
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:57:07 PM No.211406164
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>>211398325
What you need is a little dash of crazy, sexy, and cool; not Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:00:39 PM No.211406296
>>211398303 (OP)
Steve Carell is dressed like a zoomer.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:00:44 PM No.211406300
>>211398303 (OP)
It genuinely pisses me off he didnโ€™t start dating the teacher.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:01:38 PM No.211406329
>>211398303 (OP)
No, solve private first
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:01:54 PM No.211406336
>>211398657
Cute, honest, and kind.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:04:57 PM No.211406466
>>211398714
all this proves is that if you're handsome you can wear whatever the fuck you want and still get most women. If you're less than a 7 then you need to get in shape and dress better to bring yourself up.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:09:09 PM No.211406645
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>>211406336
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:26:20 PM No.211407470
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>>211406336