>r/movies hyped this to be the grossest movie of the year with body horror that makes you want to leave the theater
>watch it and it was tame as fuck with effects that look fake as fuck

What's wrong with people? This shit looked so dumb, why did people seriously think it was gory and explicit.

>>211399070 (OP)
i just wanted to goon to tranny ass. i don't know what you're talking about at all

How did Bone Tomahawk have better gore?

>>211399131
Its a better movie

This is the grossest thing I have ever seen on the big screen.

>>211399196
That was the best scene. The movie is very forgettable

>>211399316
so much untapped pmv potential

>>211399070 (OP)
Reddit is deathly afraid of naked ladies.
It's the same relationship that jannies have with cute girls.

>>211399070 (OP)
idk

Margaret Qualley's acting is pretty mid.

>>211401587
>it's not her ass
disappointing

>>211399070 (OP)
The Substance is good movie, but has way more in common with horror movies that are essentially just particularly off-putting comedies than actual horror. A lot of people I know watched it and most everyone liked it enough, most common feedback was that it was 30 minutes too long which I agree with.
I could see you actually getting scared at the movie if you're like 12 though so maybe that's why redditors were afraid of it.

>>211401716
Body doubles should be illegal.

>>211399070 (OP)
Normies have never seen an unabashed body horror film before, much less one that reaches the absurd levels of a Stuart Gordon movie. I wasn't shocked and awed but I was grinning like a dipshit for the last half hour and laughing a lot. It feels good to be pandered to in current year.

>>211399196
I love Dennis Quaid so much. I know they made him play a cartoon character sleazeball but he's so goddamn charming, I was still always happy to see him onscreen. His presence elevated the movie for me.

>>211401587
Yeah I rewatched Once Upon a Time in Hollyjew and she was kinda cringe

>reddit

reddit people who thought it was peak realism body horror genuinely missed the point. The big monster thing at the end looks fake and is meant to break immersion. Same with all the references.