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>>211399226 (OP)
Do other people get haunted by the memories of embarrassing stuff like this before sleep/ under the shower or do they just not care?

>>211399242
No, absolutely nobody but you has ever thought of somerhing embarrassing they did whilst their mind wanders. We all live our lives with utmost confidence and keep our eyes forward, at no point do we reflect on prior events

>>211399242
Almost daily
I usually start slapping myself

>>211399226 (OP)
so glad all my twitter accounts were always nameless facless anonymous shitpost accounts
The only one who knows my dark secrets are the vaults of the NSA, but I'm such small potatoes I'd have to shoot someone for any of it to ever get unearthed

>>211399226 (OP)
Hank was the real villain of breaking bad

>>211399226 (OP)
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>>211399275
It's not 2000 anymore.
Every megacorp has a file on you purchased through the infinite info brokers that exist and are allowed to farm information on a global scale practically unregulated.
The nsa buys from them too.

>>211399275
>become mass shooter famous
>all your embarrassing internet shit ends up on internet articles and blogs in everyone's timelines

>>211399242
Yes, but people are only haunted by their own embarrassing moments. They don't remember other people's embarrassing moments. That's why you can sleep easy, because nobody cares about your cringe other than yourself, nobody else lies awake at night thinking at how you embarassed yourself, they all forgot and think about their own cringe.

>>211399242
Sometimes I remember when I did an Austin Powers impression at a Halloween party trying to make a girl laugh, and as I interrogated her she said "I don't know anything." I immediately replied "Of course you don't, you're a lady" and the room went dead silent for a few seconds. My ears burn just thinking about it.

>>211399226 (OP)
someone teach this poor man about webms

>>211399330
sex webbums

>>211399311
I was there. I still think about this moment every day.

>>211399311
Sharing these memories is the way to move on. Laugh about it together with others and you can let go.

This thread made me remember when I used to yell "newfags can't Triforce" during class

>>211399308
>me laying awake for an extra hour each night recalling other people's cringe moments to cope with my own

>>211399392
I mean that's half the appeal of watching prison lock up shows.
Makes me feel infinitely better about being lock up in a basement of my own volition. At least I'm not trapped down here with cafeteria food, prison wardens and niggers

>>211399423
>At least I'm not trapped down here with cafeteria food, prison wardens and niggers
>spends his time on 4chan

>>211399242
>Do other people get haunted by the memories of embarrassing stuff like this
Some people are just immune to it

>>211399468
sometimes when you "own it" you come out looking like the fucking man, the party animal, the rebel badass
but other times when weaker men do it, it just comes off as cope and un-self aware

>>211399308
this was actually comforting, thanks anon

>>211399226 (OP)
Anyone else want a series about young Hank when he was a chad in college banging chicks and had hair and his first years in the DEA? Show him meeting Marie and Skylar.

>>211401318
No. That's just you, nigga.

>>211399296
>run for president
>so you have used all these racial slurs over 100 times each, you have suggested to pedophiles to kill themselves over 1000 times, you have complained about the jews 2132943844832 times, and you have downloaded over 400,000 cumulative media files depicting women urinating?
>YES THAT IS CORRECT.
>get elected in a landslide

>>211401318
They made a show about evil Hank it's called The Shield

>>211399226 (OP)
>it's STILL up
ridiculously based

>>211401441
>so you have used all these racial slurs over 100 times each, you have suggested to pedophiles to kill themselves over 1000 times, you have complained about the jews 2132943844832 times
Rookie numbers

>>211399226 (OP)
"Marie I am not just rock hard, I'm mineral hard."

>>211399242
I used to but when I turned 30 I stopped giving a fuck and it stopped

>>211401917
why did Hank keep a box of tissues in the bed when he was ordering minerals?

>>211399242
only the ones that embarrassed people around me by association

>>211401922
It's really easy to spot anons' ages when they post shit concerning social clique concerns and whatnot

>>211399269
kek

>>211399311
should have doubled down and attempted the dance moves too

>>211399242
Yes. Good way to combat this is imagine you have a time machine and go back and fix what went wrong and then imagine the scenario playing back how you would have wanted. That way you stop reinforcing the memory with negative feelings over time.