What’s their best bit, and why is it Christopher Walken bragging about raping the cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

Tony Soprano fucking Pepper Ann is still goated frfr

>>211401023 (OP)

that's not even top 20

robocop batman showgirls

thursday boots ad read
IT AINT THURSDAY YET

>>211401162
the ad reads were arguably the funniest parts of the whole show. for me it was the one for the underwear company where they claimed it made you not smell bad unless you were too indian

Cholo fugue state
Candyland
Old wives
Jerry Seinfeld Unleashed
>So we're bombing Iran again... Good!

>>211401162
>>211401290
bet on if it's Thursday at beatmeoffguys.com

gay actor Michael Douglas and Cruisin' Joe List

>>211401023 (OP)
My most revisited one is eric clapton obsessed with being put inside someone’s ass and controlling them with levers. I think that bit goes on for 30 minutes.

There’s so many underrated ones. Like this
https://youtu.be/yO562qVuzZ0?si=-8lvt-05ChnGVSiD

>>211401023 (OP)
not exactly a bit but the breakfast sandwich debate.

Rapist Sebastian
Tony soprano pepper Ann
Batman "ok I'm going to save Rachel but I'm going to fuck her" NOOOOO
Bill Nye the nigger guy
Richard Gere museum

Calling Martin Shrekli is underrated

they sayd my dick is smowl

whole showgirl robocop batman
>YOU WILL NEVER FUCK MY ASS BATMAN

>HARVEY GO SAVE RACHEL BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK HER
>well if I save her, I'm gonna fuck her
>NOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yo1QXbtBIo

>>211401836
Small dick Linkin Park

>>211401770
Woke Sopranos -> waiting for the strike to break

>>211401023 (OP)
Adam shitting himself was the peak

>dear listeners, the president was raped by the mujahideen

>>211401901
>NOW, you're gay!

N dependence Day

mullen's gay bar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRdQCfpnqWE&ab_channel=ThousandIslandStare

>>211401023 (OP)
the liam neeson bit

Nick: Do native americans have a dance
Adam: yeah the rain dance
Nick: how about brain dance? *native voice* We’re trying to get our dicks sucked

The wigger of vienna deserves an honourable mention

redpilled homer simpson

>>211401023 (OP)
I finally tried getting into Cumtown years after the fact only to find that their episodes are either hilarious or truly dog shit.
I'm not sifting through multiple episodes of the their shit political takes just to find another good episode

>>211402141
just watch clips

>One man...
>ONE INCH...

>I used to be straight, now I am attracted to men.
>What happened?

>>211401290
>… so long as i am not what you would describe as fat
https://youtu.be/QWjmXFOJSXU

>>211401023 (OP)
Using a helicopter search light to find Adam's penis

>>211401023 (OP)
Definitely gotta be Korean-Jewish Bill Cosby
https://youtu.be/QD_EugCA86Y?si=L5iu0lGs9deD9MRS

>>211401290
>we’re now doing the reads within the n word
>ni - betdsi dot com - gger

Derrick Chauvin's flamboyant black attorney
The fable of the Coconut and the Banana
Getting Your Dick Sucked Before Christmas

>DUDE WHAT IF WE NAMED OUR SHOW.. cum.. *pffttt*.. TOWN!!!!! LMFAOOOO CUM TOWN!!!!!!!!!!

>>211402450
Not an argument.

Adams black son

Them replacing one word from movie titles with "Penis" for a couple minutes, saying the bit's gone stale then immediately keeping on doing it for like 20 more minutes.
Big Momma's Penis is my favorite one I think

>>211402450
And you're talking about it now, guess it worked.
What's your podcast called?

quit peenking at my dink when i'm tryin' to slump

>>211402641
>20 minutes
They did it for the rest of the episode. They branched out into tv shows and video games but still

>>211401023 (OP)
tv & film? isn't this a podcast or something?

>>211402516
>today in school we learned about the hollacost
>it’s crazy what they did to us

>>211402778
Where is the appropriate podcast/radio board? There isn't one so this gets the spillover, like smoking in /ck/.

>>211402658
FART ACADEMY

Cumeatsoner Gordon and the entire bit, the fubu wearing Niggler is an amazing visual.

>>211402869
Never heard of it, doesn't have quite the ring to it as a town full of cum.

>>211402841
just don’t engage with these retards. same goes for the people who shit up every comfy cumtown thread with their crying over the hosts having different political opinions than they do

Iranian Voice Mails is #1 to me

>>211402948
I'm sure he's being an ironic faggot but it could just be a general newfag confusion on how boards and containment boards work.

>>211403588
>Mearsham, I have bad news...

>>211402141
you'd think that somebody would have made a summary of all cumtown episodes by now, at least up to the pandemic episodes where they go to shit

Any and all Cosby but especially:
>Kids Say the Darnedest Things About Holocaust Revision!
>Meatwad Cosby Katt Williams

>>211404341
this definitely exists somewhere. i remember once seeing a spreadsheet that had like every single bit listed with links and timestamps to which episode it was from

Hey at least the CP spammer isn't here

>>211402778
It's my favorite TV you faggot!

This thread is off-topic

>>211404626
i'm surprised no one has posted about how mad they are that the boys aren't republicans despite them making jokes that are offensive to libs

Remember when they used the Home Improvement theme song?

I invited Nick to Nugget Fest. The /k/ meet up we used to have every year. He mentions it at the end of an episode he says "I got invited to a 4chan gun meet up in the woods"
Bet he wished he went when the scamdemic hit.

>Cool Adam
>Gromit sucking off Wallace
>The Beautiful Game
>Cum Town Players presents To Kill a Mockingbird from memory
>Crank Sinatra and Bank Sinatra
>Lie to the doctor and take so much blue chew you lose vision in one eye
>San Fran Jelico guy
>what if a day laborer learned to speak english from old british movies
>tucker carlson showing george floyd's porno
>Jack Nickle-son
>Stephanie Garfield
there's a lot more I'm sure I can't remember. I drive for work and just listen to cum town on repeat to kill time.

>>211404782
I'm much more concerned about the LGBTQ struggle for equality than any sort of petty party politics.
If l can't forcinly suck off a migrant worker at gunpoint in the back of his work truck in a Home Depot parking lot are we truly free?

>>211402218
>What is going on?
>When did it become better all of a sudden to fuck guys?
>Which it is. Which I love to do. Don't believe me? Take a look!

>>211404891
oh yeah I forgot what may be my actual favorite one
>we can burst nurts or we can have perblems/andrew yang who is from baltimore and compton at the same time

>>211404341
>>211404596
https://searchtafs.net/

Derek Chauvin as Shelley "The Machine" Levene

https://youtu.be/qfHX71256RQ?si=MmSru979kEkCB6mW&t=418

>>211404780
is he okay?

>>211401023 (OP)
Adam raising a retarded homeless black midgets son

Bill Cosby getting falsely accused of rape by 50 women for denying the holocaust

Down syndrome girl advocating for down syndrome sexual liberation
>we have pussies too even though ours are filled with candy

>>211405134
also the one about a tranny stinking out their office with their axe wound, that ones underrated and was edgy even for Nicks standards but I cant remember which episode it was or find a clip

I always keep coming back to Gay Actor Michael Douglas.

>>211405192
>Hi, I'm HIV negative gay actor Michael Bugless

Vending machine stealing operation

>adam is a fucked up bug that eats dust

There is an Asian lady following me around Costco and copying my purchases.

>>211404782
Nick is a chud he just refuses to admit it.

>>211402141
>I'm not sifting through multiple episodes of the their shit political takes
They barely ever discuss politics seriously and Nicks jokes usually punch left anyway despite being a bernie bro

Reminder that this is the aussie that is constantly shitting up the org

Pierre St. Pierre

>>211405364
Chud personality type but he's a millennial socialized in New York, so he supports progressive politics but refuses to get vaccinated and says nigger

Pittsburgh doesn't produce steel. It produces gay men.

Jack Horner won.

Marfan lost.

>>211405322
>we call it this thing of ours

>>211405422
was the org ever actually good? i managed to get in a while ago and was supremely disappointed by how shit it was so i left. it felt like a fox news comment section that sometimes talked about cumtown

>>211405540
>supports progressive politics
does he actually though? i really doubt he even votes, and if anything he makes fun of progressives way more than conservatives. i think people just get mad that he says nigger and makes tranny jokes but doesn't suck off trump and all forms of authority like an edgy right wing retard. he just thinks that jokes that make people mad are funny.

>>211405014
Mind explaining the nutt thing? Never been to Maryland

>>211401290
>molested blue chew guy
>emailing the Kratom company trying to get the addresses of hot female customers
>hamas taking blue chew and flying mario karts into the festival to kill civilians

>>211405835
His big sticking point is universal Healthcare.
He genuinely thought Bernie would beat Trump.

>>211405835
He earnestly sided with Floyd and never back tracked

>>211401770
>Richard Gere museum
lmao i was just listening to that episode last night. it's an earlier one (ep 90-something i think). stav fully believes for like 5 minutes that there's a richard gere museum

>>211405838
The Baltimore accent is the most retarded sounding accent in the United States.
Bordemore

>Molested cholo
>Bluechew ad read by raped man
>Cool Adam

>>211402641
or the one where they just name movies and stav says if he's watched it or not

>>211403588
>my God....
>there was a mistake with the paperwork

>>211405014
>we can have perblems or werblems

>>211405835
The org is my favorite site on the internet. Some guy captured a magpie the other day. Someone recently discovered that we all put a sandwich knife on the edge of the sink to use again. Truly some groundbreaking posting going on there.

>>211401060
This. It's what they will be remembered for aside from their Titanic review.

>>211405998
And one of the few movies he has seen was Angela's Ashes.

I need a clip compilation of every one of Nick's
>this thing of ours
and
>the perfect crime
i swear, there's HUNDREDS

>>211405947
i like that there are black and white versions of it and they both sound like what an actual retard would sound like

>>211405911
>>211405921
okay but you say this as if he said these things in a speech at a kamala harris rally when in reality he said them in between making jokes about indian people smelling bad and michael douglas actually being named michael penis. i just don't get why people get so hung up on it, it's such an easy thing to totally ignore

>>211405998
Porky's is on my list

>>211405838
it stated off with him imagining the accounting department of companies having to deal with podcasts
>yeah I'm the host of two wiggers and yall be owin me $30,000
>we can either bust nuts together, or we can have irshues
this went on for a while and spilled over into the patreon but as andrew yang running for mayor of NYC
>>211405947
that wigger speak he was doing (irshues for issues) is from compton

>>211401023 (OP)
Good morning being gay and Gomer Pyle HIV

>mister president the fireside chat starts in one minute, please stop saying the word "dubiggers"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinFh-Nx2Pw

>>211406191
here is what i would consider a typical "political" cumtown bit. they spend ~30 seconds saying they wished bernie won, then they shit on elizabeth warren, then they make fun of andrew yang for being chinese. if this is too progressive for you then you are just a fag

>>211406603
dubiggers had me laughing until my guts hurt.

reddit colony thread

>>211406644
forgot link like retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMP4nTR8G-I

>>211401023 (OP)
>The good story

>>211406644
>mr Yang how do you feel about the results of the election
>*kermit the frog voice* well you know I'm pretty embar-RICE-d

I'm partial to liberal Elmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=467Vz6l-3uw

>>211401023 (OP)
For me it's Ben Shapiro and Mr. Feeny
Liberal/Hipster New Yorker Elmo would be my runner up

>>211406798
>the other day my wife was binding her feet while I was using my calculator
>is that my wife? Is that chairman Mao?

guy from new jersey that keeps renting gay movies by accident
>what's this?
>a movie called PAHTY MONSTAH?!
>i bet it's about a couple guys like us!
>the real MONSTAH of the PAHTY!
>......
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

>>211401290
it's so funny how many times they mentioned rape in the underwear ads

>>211406798
>the next is automation, which will embarr-RICE... remember, chinese
top 5 bit for me

>>211406977
they've claimed
>the underwear will STOP you from being raped
>the underwear will make you so sexy that you're GOING to get raped
>the underwear will prevent STD's
>the underwear will get you laid more (but with guys)
>the underwear makes your dick look bigger
>the underwear makes your dick look smaller
>the underwear traps fart fumes
>the underwear is made by 5 year old chinese ugyur muslim slaves
>the underwear will match your initial deposit on betDSI

>>211402219
>sometimes a bitch is BIG
>but it makes SENSE

When adam actually tells a decent story in his gay ass voice
>the rave trying to get alcohol
>meeting randy the crackhead at the rich people party
it's incredible how fucking gay he sounds though

>>211406908
Oh also the St Augustine stuff is pretty good
>Ay Oggie, you still doing your gay ass-
>I'M WRITING MY BOOK!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0kwWYYa_g

>>211405063
Fix your AI generated transcripts or fuck off

>>211406104
That fuckin bird is either going to get itself killed by the cats or peck out the cats eyes and get stomped to death by the owner. Magpies are violent and he's gonna get everyone hurt. God bless him though, I wanna see that thing heal up and fly right.

>>211405364
>my favorite comedian is a heckin based chud just like me!
he would think youre an annoying faggot if he ever had to talk to you

>>211407374
I didn't make the website. It's just for if you want to remember what episode a bit you half remember is from and where it is. Do you not have the entire thing downloaded?

>>211401668
>eric clapton obsessed with being put inside someone’s ass
this

>>211401290
I like the time they were doing a ridge wallet read and Nick asks Stav mid ad if he wants a ridge wallet
https://content.blubrry.com/cum_town/Episode_236.mp3#t=2504

>>211407466
not that guy but nick is obviously an insufferable piece of shit so this isn't saying much

>>211407466
do fags like you really get mad over a comedy podcast where people say "what if ____ was gay?" bro, that's pathetic

>>211407205
i like the one about the crazy tranny getting slapped by the big black lady on the subway

>>211407552
https://media.blubrry.com/cum_town/content.blubrry.com/cum_town/Episode_236.mp3#t=2504
I think this time stamp link works

every time they do "I'm barack obama and I'm ryan schutt and I'm dwayne the rock johnson and that's the pitch and I'm gay" I laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWICOht1Ago

>>211401023 (OP)
N Dependence Day

Adam raising Dasha+Black retarded Bum's love child as his own

Animal crackers

when they address eating on the podcast and then make fun of the red scare girls for being anorexic
>STOP NOT EATING ON THE PODCAST

>>211407492
where can you download it? i feel like i still haven’t seen a lot of the premium eps.

Gun Dating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3r8w1uc4EA

>Stavros Halkias, Channel 7 News. Did you see your friend's little dead dick covered in blood and shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuGbcBinVQ

>>211407978
it's all on archive.org but you have to go by year and the public and patreon are separate so you have to edit them by track numbers to put it all together cohesively

>Yo. Whatup. Aiiight. So we got another one from Cum Town...another one from Cum Toooown.

>>211406152
>John Travolta... actor
The surreal bits have better staying power than the gay retard bits

>it suckss... but it's sexy!

Nick's Regis Philbin impression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L97xISMV3cY

It's really shocking how fucking dumb Stavros is.

>>211401668
The Eric Clapton animated video on youtube is what got me into the podcast recently. That shit is hilarious

>>211401668
>They called me the BASTARD OF BUILDINGS

>>211402049
>HOUSE REAL BIG CARS REAL BIG DICK REAL BIG EVERYTHING REAL BIG
>Also, we smoke loud.

>>211402372
>The REVEREND
>DOCTOR
>DEREK CHAUVIN

>>211404585
>OOOOOOOOHHHHHH HE SAID THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN
>Hold on a minute...that was my agent. He's fired me, and I'm being accused of rape.

>>211402372
>>211410554
>go'n head speak a li'l chinese for em Derek

>>211410188
never go full coomer

>>211405322
My hometown literally had someone steal an entire ATM recently. Ripped it off the wall of a bank.

>>211405921
I'd back a fent addicted groid over a zogbot any day of the week.

>>211408384
honestly I like how he's becoming cumtown pilled, laughing harder and harder at the stupid shit

>>211407610
>I AM NOT THE ONE

>>211406832
this is the best

>>211408384
>>211410784
what's this? "black guy reacts to cum town" has to be better than "black guy pretends to have never heard AC/DC"

Everytime I pass a GameStop I think "this was probably the work of a professional thief"

>>211401023 (OP)
What does this faggot podcast have to do with tv or film

incel sabastian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGH-ro8Xra0

None of this is funny. Why do zoomers have such terrible sense of humor

>>211410188

Other than eating mountains of food and supporting the Ravens what is Stavros actually into? also, are fat fucks able to get strong more easily?

>>211410893
https://www.youtube.com/@frankensteinslab2906

He reacts to comedy stuff and random youtube shit.

>>211401023 (OP)
gay retarded jackass and its not even close
maybe rice president or molestrios for 2nd

>>211411078
japanese jazz

>>211411071
>le wrong generation face

>>211411153
kek I forgot about molestrios
>shut up bitch mom

>>211402149
all the good clips got removed from youtube or are impossible to find cuz youtube search is so shit and searching something with "cum" in the name flags the search i think and just redirects to generic shit

>>211411078
Eating pussy

andres steakhouse

>>211410961
/tv/ has a lot of indians and ex somethingawful goons which are the main audience for these unfunny losers

Clarence Thomas' little ass dick but the bit was interrupted by faggot Adam.

Are you faggots actually laughing at these retarded jokes or are you sitting there stone-faced while typing "LMAOOOOOO" at the latest dogshit joke spewing out of these losers' air holes?

>>211401023 (OP)
Lobster for pussy

>>211410913
i love how often nick mentions gamestop. its in so many great bits
it’s like how whenever he does an ethnic accent he says the word “bathroom”
yeah, my best friend nick is so funny

>>211411337
I hate almost everything and this show has made me almost cry laughing in public before.

When Nick almost managed to unlock the memory of getting molested but didn't quite get there.

>>211411306
stop samefagging

If you like this you're literally subhuman

>dude what if *thing* was gay
>dude what if *children's show character was raped*
>dude what if *barely offensive ethnic stereotype*
These guys are so painfully unfunny. Its like listening to my edgy classmates in 8th grade but somehow even less talented

>>211411454
doesn’t he talk about an older kid jerking him off when he was a kid once? he acts like it was no big deal and that it didn’t bother or affect him at all but you can never tell if he’s being serious or ironic.
or do you mean something else

>>211411564
If you don't appreciate the premise "what if a retard was gay" you're probably a gay retard

>>211411522
what samefagging saar

>>211411582
Who is your favorite comedian?

thread’s over boys. the crying about politics is about to begin

>>211411618
Yeah but he probably meant the thing about the velvet jacketed piano player or magician at the mall in the employee hallway or whatever

>>211411618
He comes close to something in this clip
https://youtu.be/TorWSDHPgm4?si=6Jr6jZYjOR6hdtaE&t=137

>>211411969
>?si=
Do better

>>211411337
I genuinely laughed multiple times just while reading through this thread and remembering the bits referenced. I very, VERY rarely laugh at stuff but cumtown really was lightning in a bottle at the absolute perfect time in a lot of people's entertainment-lifetimes and nothing really ever rose to the same highs. Hell even earlier this week I got myself laughing by just repeating "I would like to suck on your peyhnass" in a Nigerian accent a couple times. You truly had to be there in 2016 for any of this stuff to resonate.

Can't imagine getting this irrationally angry at Cumtown of all things. Imagine how sad your life must be that you spend your time impotently raging on 4chan at something you don't like lmao peak faggot behavior

These dudes voted for Bernie lol

>>211412107
I doubt any one of them has ever voted

>>211412064
Imagine being such a loser that you get triggered about other people expressing opinions you don’t agree with. Fuck you and fuck cumtown, fag

>Oh you wanna molest me, holmes?
>I don't even care, ese
>Go ahead, kiss me up; touch me
>I'm not even playin witchu, playboy; see if I geev a fuck, man

Ian gay jokes

>>211411449
Sounds like you're autistic

>>211412194
Ian "HIVan" Fidance.

>>211412046
Sounds unfunny and juvenile in the worst way possible. It's three honkies telling middle-school gut busters

>>211412313
Explain in less than 6 letters how that can possibly be true.

>>211412313
this poster is a white transexual man

>>211412140
What else makes you this angry lol

>>211412495
>Dickrider can only make shit up because his unfunny loser idols are objectively dogshit

>>211412574
Actually drunk and indifferent ;)

>>211412430
They ain't funny, ask yo momma

Are there any Adam Friedland show bits worth it?

>>211412909
u mad

>>211412046
just to clarify the si stands for stinky indian

>>211413535
U underage

>>211413146
not really. it’s a completely different thing and i would go so far as to say it doesn’t even belong in cumtown threads. there were a few ok episodes when it was just cumtown with stav replaced with one of their comedian friends but nothing memorable.

>>211413146
british mongoloid is funny

>>211401023 (OP)
For me it's Gay jackass

>>211404626
You mean me? Thanks to the hack and code all being released, we have new ban evasion tech. Simply put we can now bypass all timers, have a cookie that has all the requirements to post right away, a new IP every post, no need to close browsers or anything. The trial run on /g/ was very successful and the only thing you have to do is click the cookie reset button now. Otherwise it's like you're just posting normally
I personally plan on using it on the fishtank threads once they get more users.

>>211411071
Agreed. People just don't know funny anymore. Now, Benny Hill?... THAT was funny.

>>211411337
Who? Me?! I'm sitting over here shitting, pissing, jizzing, and puking all over myself.

>>211401023 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73uOHmWUdAY

I love their Tucker Carlson impression(s)

>>211401023 (OP)
Liberal Elmo and Liam Neeson vs the Black bastards

Remember when he was roomies with Amber Frost? Do you think they fucked?

>>211401668
>We invented Denny's
>My best friend Paul McCartney... probably
>Elton John was there licking cum from a saucer like a kitten
>The Lion King STOLE my idea
>“I wanted to project an image of me as some kind of dying alien that’s sick from doing too much meditation and Tool stole that idea"

Also the bit where Nick fantasizes about being a deadbeat dad building an X wing in his impossible garage.
https://youtu.be/eq8x9YlpKVA

Nick saying that the first 15 seconds of the jungle noises in "Head like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails is playing on loop in the heads of African Taxi drivers.

>>211415674
He couldn't get it up because all the blood went to the part of his brain that tries to figure out what race people are.

African Shark Tank
>Introducing: the Door on Wheels.

>>211401023 (OP)
>Your Father is Chinese
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Do you know what it means not to have a penis that works, Mr. Bond
>It means, that you are basically gay.

>>211405014
>It be on 82s
had me crying first time I heard it

>>211415674

>>211421409
James Bond knows his own theme song and whistles it when he leaves the black barber shop

>>211418446
Nigerian business
>DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO GO TO THE SANDAL STORE, BUT THEY ARE CLOSED?

It's so poetic that Nick is so funny while Stav and Adam are unbearable, but only the latter two will have a career. What a self-destructive fuckup.

>>211416546
I laughed out loud

>>211401290
>yeah, do the math yourself, FAGGOT. betdsi.com... FAGGOT

>...only for christians and muslims, if you're chinese FUCK YOU *guitar riff*

>...cuz some bitches are big... but it makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWjmXFOJSXU

>>211402641
wag the PENIS
PENIS the dog
wag PENIS dog

PENIS but it's Norbit

Not reading through all this shit, but violent pedophile ray ramano. Or tony soprano fucking pepper anne. I'm surprised this thread hasn't been taken down, jannies used to HATE cumtown when it was still around.

>>211405173
Beginning of bonus 211

the Matty Healy episode forcing Taylor swift to be friends with Ice Spice over a Nick Mullen bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb0WDEnStFQ

>>211402078
Did you know that Manny Pacquiao is Filipino, like us?

>>211404891
>>San Fran Jelico guy
>"yeah I recently been getting into PG-13 movies"
Holy fuck my sides were gone that entire bit

>>211401023 (OP)
I really miss cum town. I filled the void for me when opie and anthony ended.

Montgomery Gentry
Delorean Toyota
Depressed Mobster

>I'm steve-O and this is trying to say the N-word while getting fucked in the ass

>>211401023 (OP)
People who can't stop laughing while trying to tell a joke are the worst. These faggots should all rope.

>>211407643
"I'm Donald Trump, and I'm not Ryan Schutt and I'm heterosexual."

Getting Your Dick Sucked Before Christmas and Robocop killing everyone who knows he used to have a small dick. Also Starvos the One Inch Penis movie.

>One Man
>One Inch
>The Inch is not his penis
>The inch IS his penis

>>211406677
This

i like the Chinese Choice Awards

whole thread is bugg pilled and gay

Nick telling Stav he'll be dead at 40 and Stav making excuses why he can't lose weight (I hurt my foot and got into a fight with my dad).

i miss being retarded enough to find cumtown funny

ive tried listening to it again more recently and its just purely retarded. the worst part of all is adam having nothing to say but feeling the need to say something every 3 seconds. nick is just annoying.

>>211424317
didn't everyone get mad because he said he watched ghetto gaggers? he did it to himself

>>211405134
>DAD
>they taught us about the hellacaust in school
>I can't believe they did that to our people
>European Jews like us

>>211401989
I really loved this because stav contributed. For a while I didn't realize he came up with nothing and just piggy backed on nick's bits which is fine. But this was different. And nick seeming mad was good.

>>211402883
ITS NOT THE SAME WORD.

>>211410402
The New York Department of Buildings really gets me.

>>211401023 (OP)
nigerian shark tank is the classic answer

>>211401060
This bit was fucking unfunny and too long

>>211418446
>>211421848
i would like six dollahs to buy a glass of lemonade

Bong hit transplant

>>211401023 (OP)
Steve Harvey Nuremberg Trials/Jeff Goldblum on Family Feud

>>211401640
I CAME TOO FAST AND NOW I'M FURIOUS ABOUT IT

>>211437691
they did HWHAT to the jews?!

>>211437888
IN MY GERMANY?

For me it's "Street Sharks go to Boston".

>>211401023 (OP)
I can't stand that fat greek faggot's godawful laugh so cumtown is literally unlistenable to me

>>211437972
back in MY day, camp was a place you went to have FUN.

>>211431935
>Matty had a party that Adam and Adam's then girlfirend were at
it ended and this woman forgot something and went back in within five minutes and matty was watching porn on his tv.
that was the real part of the story but the ghetto gaggers part was made up to esculate it more

Adam's mac book hypothetical
Adam stealing Stav's headphones
Nick talking about pissing all over a Chinese buffet restroom as a kid
Ben Shapiro getting raped
Adam's penny story Nick shot down instantly

>>211438071
>mac book hypo
literally the most jewish thing Adam has ever made
https://youtu.be/FYOspe8XIo0?si=YVoipfwTX86FUoBQ

>>211438071
>Nick talking about pissing all over a Chinese buffet restroom as a kid
I'm pretty sure he was like 20 in that anecdote.

>>211438036
When I was a kid, an oven was something you made COOKIES in

thousand island stare

>>211401023 (OP)
Imagine getting road head in a monster truck

nick calling his mom a nigger
gamestop guy

Extremely based thread and all of thesw bits are god tier. Thanks for the laughs bros. Also, I'm extremely gay but you already knew that.

>yea, my name'ah Garfield La'Sagna
>how come-WHY come the sneakers aint FREE?

>>211438712
you ever seen Grift Rocket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qWi76_9oDc

>>211438781
I forgot about it until just now kek

>>211438846
grift rocket came out of nowhere and did some of the best cumtown animations, then just dropped off

Nick literally just recapping movies will always be over with me

>>211401023 (OP)
Mr. Feeny is unmatched

>>211439053
GEE, I DON'T KNOW MR. FEENY

>>211439053
and then he spit on my balls

>>211439053
then he crushed my balls in his ass, and that's why I talk like this.

>>211439053
that's a nice roller-backpack, mister shaprio

this is literally the worst shit on the planet

>>211409622
what ep?

>>211401023 (OP)
Tight race between Derek Chauvin's lawyer and Montgomery Gentry for the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire fucking life

>>211439441
>t. gay guy with a tiny dick

>>211435623
this was the first clip i ever watched on youtube

>>211404341
>>211404596
>>211405063
here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13ITTbierTG584pAIOklGoFCj4gVnmqCKD_qb6UDXWGA

is it one guy spamming this garbage thread? none of this shit is funny
>282 posts
>8 images
certified reddit thread. as if the reddit "humor" wasn't telling enough

>>211439505
what a beautiful gay mind...

>>211402218
>Having sex with women used to feel good.
>Noy anymore.
>Feels kind of bad.

>>211431380
any time Stav would preempt Nick's insults only for Nick to go through with them anyway was fucking hilarious
>I did NOT pick the Mayo Clinic because I thought it was mayonnaise
>That's...why he picked it

Incel Sebastian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kid-_np2uco

what's a good point to start listening from?

>>211402372
>If you convict my client, I will walk out of this court room, and imma kill the first bitch I see!
>AND THAT'S GONNA BE ON YOU!

>>211438071
Test

Not the best, but I always enjoyed

>Stav's LAST birthday

Black Entertainment Television Doesn't Seem Interesting...

.com

>>211421444
>>211405014
fuck it's got me laughing just remembering it
fluershing

>>211401023 (OP)
>Rookie, watch my 6, don't let him near my ass! Remember, his dick is made of cartoons!
>Get the super soaker full of pussy juice!
I haven't laughed that hard in the last decade.

>>211401023 (OP)
Why do milennials worship this dogshit, Sleepycast did this but far better and with people who were actually mentally ill

>Adam's son
>Garfield Lasagna
>Trump debates Robert De Niro
>Thursday Boots ad read that got their contract cancelled
>not a bit but the 3 episode arc where Nick wants to kill himself because he lost 200k in shitcoins

>>211440991
I don't know, I loved Slepeycast back in the day, but have you tried to relisten recently?
Pretty much everything after Stamper leaves is a slog. And even before that there are some straight up bad episodes.
Chris, Naill, and Mick don't bring much to the table.
The Marsquatch episode is still thirty some odd minutes of pure, uninterrupted kino.

>>211411207
just search saul cumtown on youtube you fuckin zoomer. kids can't find shit on the internet these days

>>211401640
Steve Harvey and Jeff Goldblum on the Family Feud are my all time favorites

>Our dads dicks are HUGE, and they fucked our moms HARD!

>>211401023 (OP)
I never found any of their bits that funny I just enjoyed Nick's impressions

>>211402372
SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR 'EM DERRICK

Gay Anton Chigurh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty8d5pmBnFs

>>211431380
>Getting Your Dick Sucked Before Christmas
Every single time Nick is dying at one of his own bits its always the stupidest shit imaginable that you barely laugh at yourself but just enjoy vicariously through Nick. Cum Town is already stupid enough as it is but the things that truly get Nick is like the dumbest of the absolute dumbest shit

>>211401023 (OP)
I like the ones that are pretty short and don't over stay their welcome but some personal favs I still remember all the time and might not get much love are
A Korean Jewish man who is also Bill Cosby who is also a small town country lawyer
Screeching halt & tidbit
Hasidic fire department

>>211405364
Nick is probably the one least likely to actually talk sincerely about his politics on the podcast but when he does hes actually the most left wing.

>>211443755
*the most left wing one of the three

the first time I heard simpsons characters making fun of adam's dick I was paralyzed from laughing

>>211410188
He was correct about mean being average though

Dream to imagine
Nick singing imagine

one must imagine Nick Mullen happy