When are zoomers getting their 'high school zeitgest' film?

>>211402214 (OP)
Already did
>Pursuit of Happiness remix plays muffled in the background

>>211402322
Anon, Project X came out like 4 years after Superbad, zoomers were mostly in middle school or below and the absolute youngest zoomers weren't even born yet.

>>211402404
Yeah we were in middle school which is what made it our coming of age movie. That and Superbad pumped me up for High School

>>211402404
But to answer your question, never. They don’t make comedies or anything fun anymore. The closest you’ll get is a tv series or Marvel: Super High or some shit

>>211402214 (OP)
>Animal House
>high school

>>211402214 (OP)
they already did, you're just fucking old

>>211402720
>ugly
yeah
>fat
???

>>211402811
even in the age of body acceptance everyone knows no one wants to look at an actual fat person

>>211402214 (OP)
Modern high school is white kids as the minority in every classroom as part of the effort to "destroy whiteness." Half the kids in school know no english at all, and shoulder-ram the locals in a gesture of dominance and superiority over the people the foreign parasites are living off of. The teachers are covered in tats and have various-colored hair, and half of them are there to groom and molest kids. And the thing is no kids are learning jack shit. Home-schooled kids learn more. So you're dealing with entire schools full of fucking retards, and it's not their fault. It's the fault of fucking unionized teachers who just don't give a shit.

The current state would make a poor setting for a "generational school movie" now.

>>211403371
I’m so glad I lived in the private school parallel society where stuff is relatively the came culturally as the 1980’s. Who give a fuck about public school kids, they might as well be juvies because that’s where they are headed. When you’re out in the real world it’s so obvious whether someone when private or public. Private school kids are well adjusted, married to Stacey, and have a certain demeanor. Public school people are freaks and losers and never get hired or promotion because it’s obvious they’re tortured vermin. I use to think it would be fun to go to a public school as a kid but now that I’m older I realize it’s one of the only true class signifiers left in America and at this point might as well be an entirely parallel society that doesn’t interact with clown world.

>>211402214 (OP)
superbad and
>>211402322
are our films nigger
we all watched those. crusty ass uncs itt come up with the gaye

>>211402214 (OP)
The same time they are getting their Bon Jovi or their N64 lmfao

>>211403521
You went to private school and still didn't learn to write, -and got /pol/brain anyway-, so what was the big difference: you're just another victim of the system.

>>211403798
Das rite uncboys

>>211402720
You see tittie in one shot.

>>211403932
Phone fagging so autocorrect raped me.
>big difference
An entirely different quality of life that isn’t miserable like yours, broke ass.
>/pol/brain
Using words like this especially in a response that has nothing to do with politics shows exactly that you’re the type of freak these detention centers churn out
>writing
So literacy is the bar now for public plebs? I guess that’s all you can expect from a childhood surrounded by niggers and whacked out teachers. Did anyone in your friend group go private? No, because they don’t interact with you.
>victim of the system
The system is designed specifically to keep your lot off the street for 8 hours a day because you contribute fuck all but crime to the society you leech off.

>>211402214 (OP)
Spider-man homecoming felt extremely high schoolish and could define the zoomer generation

>smartphones
>poc classmates
>lego
>costumes

>>211404162
You sound like you got raped by more than just your phone (kek), but that's okay, there are victim groups that you might go to (might even be some that are private). Btw, you're broke and a NEET, and don't even play chess well. Kys.

>>211405233
>broke
>neet
>raped
This is the kind of projection I expect from an American public schooler. Good luck on the chess though!

Adolescence.

>>211405511
>projection
Cope and seethe, brokeboi. Worthless years of private "education" utilized only for online flexing from the comfort of your NEETcave.

>>211405667
Posting in my office right now, I’m sorry your parents hated you.

>>211405960
Office? You mean your wizard cave? Send a pic before you kys, do it for the world, Bateman.

>>211405996
Speaking of Bateman

>>211402214 (OP)
Zoomers had remote learning and now barely try at school anymore
How fun would it be to watch some 20 year old super senior who goes to school once a week just so he can sell geekbars to kids?

>>211406100
Oh, I'm employed as an english teacher at a private school, I get real buxxx. Where's the pic of your office, chief? Maybe send me a pic of your loving mom, I need to know what love is.

>>211406181
>english teacher
So you have a joke degree also private school teachers get paid the least because they take the pay cut to work in a better setting where the students aren’t animals or miserable freaks (you)

>>211406280
At least I have a job and a degree. Put the fries in my bag and zip it, bro.

>>211406472
Sure you do, bud. I gotta go eat lunch but it was fun picking on you. Enjoy the rest of your shitty life kek

>>211406728
Lol, your larp is very easy to see through, but cool, keep on browsing 4chan on "your office", my NEET friend.