Stormtrooper armor - /tv/ (#211402582) [Archived: 1370 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:04:59 PM No.211402582
They can't keep ruining it
They can't keep ruining it
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>Fortnite x Star Wars
>they made the armor even worse than Disney's ones
>instead of fixing it
When they gonna stop ruin it?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:17:37 PM No.211402892
>>211402582 (OP)
Whats the problem here, little fella?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:20:19 PM No.211402954
>>211402892
the hank hill ass
that butt plate should have sculpted buttocks
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:22:15 PM No.211402999
Emperor's Angels
Emperor's Angels
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>>211402892
>made of plastic
>gaps between pieces, key parts of the body unprotected
>goofy proportions
Picrel is what the elite shock troops of the Empire should look like.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:22:35 PM No.211403008
>>211402954

This is a pretty gay hill to die on, bro
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:14:21 PM No.211404721
>>211402999
It's important to remember that Stormtrooper armor, like many things in Star Wars, are somewhat impractical to fit a specific theme. Storm Troopers have faceless armor that all looks the same as isn't as tricked out as your average bounty hunter because they are meant to be cheap and replaceable grunts, the Empire doesn't care about them.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:19:26 PM No.211404912
There's a pattern
There's a pattern
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>>211404721
>cheap as possible
>they're the ELITE of the Empire
>the Empire waste quadrillions in their training, equipment and movilization
>if they're the ELITE, that means there is an actual cheap branch (Imperial trooper)
>they've an impractical armor for no reason at all that ressembles a niche fetish or gag between some Hollywood scifi directors
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:23:21 PM No.211405083
>>211402582 (OP)
>Fortnite
Zoom zoom.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:25:32 PM No.211405154
>>211404721
then why give them armor in the first place. especially since it clearly does nothing and they all die instantly from getting hit once, and even die from light heads on the helmet by ewoks.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:25:58 PM No.211405166
>>211404912
what happens when they sneeze
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:33:54 PM No.211405374
>>211405154
So you have an endless army of bone white skull faced commandos that are interchangeable. Doesn't matter how many you kill there are more to replace them.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:35:19 PM No.211405426
>>211405374
Just make them wear a balaclava or something. Why go through the pains of manufacturing and fitting millions of armor pieces?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:36:47 PM No.211405481
L1vO
L1vO
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>>211405154
We only really see them fighting plot armor heroes so its not fair.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:39:21 PM No.211405558
>>211402582 (OP)
diapermode
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:47:39 PM No.211405813
>>211405154
>why do uniforms exist?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:48:53 PM No.211405853
>>211405813
False equivalence
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:49:28 PM No.211405874
174908987693347949
174908987693347949
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>>211402999
>gaps between pieces
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:49:43 PM No.211405883
IMG_4326
IMG_4326
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>>211402582 (OP)
>action figure from a childrenโ€™s movie is wrong and only autists can tell the difference
great thread OP
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:02:13 PM No.211406349
>>211405166
they kinda retract a bit like when you come
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:44:45 PM No.211408377
unnamed
unnamed
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>>211402582 (OP)
>really nigga?