Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:05:25 AM No.211422580
holy kino
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Thread 211422580 - /tv/ [Archived: 1428 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:08:50 AM No.211422701
>>211422674
How do you know that, have you heard every police story?
How do you know that, have you heard every police story?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:09:25 AM No.211422724
>>211422580 (OP)
meet supercop
meet supercop
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:10:57 AM No.211422785
>>211422580 (OP)
The idea of asian cops is so funny imagine getting chased down by tiny little ching chong people telling you to stop? Lol.
The idea of asian cops is so funny imagine getting chased down by tiny little ching chong people telling you to stop? Lol.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:11:21 AM No.211422802
>>211422580 (OP)
For me it's The Heroic Trio
For me it's The Heroic Trio
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:13:16 AM No.211422876
>>211422785
idk man they know karate, they'll roundhouse you into submission.
idk man they know karate, they'll roundhouse you into submission.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:14:11 AM No.211422913
>>211422701
the best police stories are about men and only men
the best police stories are about men and only men
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:16:37 AM No.211423012
>>211422876
Fuuuck....
Fuuuck....
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:16:55 AM No.211423022
>>211422913
Not true, my grandfather was a cop he told me how him and some of his buddies gangraped and murdered a drunken slut and her nosey friend one night back in 1977, that was a great police story that involved a woman.
Not true, my grandfather was a cop he told me how him and some of his buddies gangraped and murdered a drunken slut and her nosey friend one night back in 1977, that was a great police story that involved a woman.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:18:00 AM No.211423069
>>211422785
>A British tourist has been arrested after swimming naked in the moat of Japan’s Imperial Palace.
>The man was said to have swum the moat before scaling the Tokyo palace’s 25ft wall.
>Television footage showed him getting out of the water at one point and chasing police with a rock and a construction site pole.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1071811/Pictured-Naked-Briton-arrested-going-swim-Tokyos-sacred-Imperial-Palace-moat.html
>A British tourist has been arrested after swimming naked in the moat of Japan’s Imperial Palace.
>The man was said to have swum the moat before scaling the Tokyo palace’s 25ft wall.
>Television footage showed him getting out of the water at one point and chasing police with a rock and a construction site pole.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1071811/Pictured-Naked-Briton-arrested-going-swim-Tokyos-sacred-Imperial-Palace-moat.html
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:19:26 AM No.211423125
>>211422580 (OP)
Really the only memorable part is the ending. 2 is the best
Really the only memorable part is the ending. 2 is the best
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:21:32 AM No.211423204
>>211423069
why are br*ts like this
why are br*ts like this
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:24:00 AM No.211423343
>>211423069
As hilarious and ridiculous as this is, you can't deny he looks badass. He looks like an overpowered anime villain and all the little japoids look terrified of his obviously superior strength.
As hilarious and ridiculous as this is, you can't deny he looks badass. He looks like an overpowered anime villain and all the little japoids look terrified of his obviously superior strength.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:28:45 AM No.211423558
>>211423125
2 has the problem of having its best fight at the beginning, not the end like the first one.
2 has the problem of having its best fight at the beginning, not the end like the first one.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:32:03 AM No.211423705
>>211423626
Okay, as fun as it is to make fun of asian people, they do make the best motorcycles and film the best fight scenes. Gotta give props where it's due.
Okay, as fun as it is to make fun of asian people, they do make the best motorcycles and film the best fight scenes. Gotta give props where it's due.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:32:40 AM No.211423736
>>211423069
Based Brits still trying to conquer the Asians.
Based Brits still trying to conquer the Asians.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:38:25 AM No.211423989
>>211423736
I miss when fight scenes were performed by guys with martial arts backgrounds and they didn't have to add 30 different camera angles for a 5 second exchange to hide the fact that the actors have no clue how to even pretend to pull off a choreographed fight. I think this is a very undermentioned factor for why anime got so popular in the west. Men need to see cool fights and hollywood can't provide that anymore.
I miss when fight scenes were performed by guys with martial arts backgrounds and they didn't have to add 30 different camera angles for a 5 second exchange to hide the fact that the actors have no clue how to even pretend to pull off a choreographed fight. I think this is a very undermentioned factor for why anime got so popular in the west. Men need to see cool fights and hollywood can't provide that anymore.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:44:00 AM No.211424228
>>211424078
Hollywood literally could not film this again today no matter how hard they tried. Trying to get modern film producers/editors/whoever the fuck is in charge of the cuts to not switch camera angles after every blow is like leaving a wolf to protect a field full of lambs, they just can't help themselves.
Hollywood literally could not film this again today no matter how hard they tried. Trying to get modern film producers/editors/whoever the fuck is in charge of the cuts to not switch camera angles after every blow is like leaving a wolf to protect a field full of lambs, they just can't help themselves.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:48:40 AM No.211424439
>>211423989
Martial arts background is an understatement when talking about Peking Opera trained performers. You are never going to see that shit ever again
Martial arts background is an understatement when talking about Peking Opera trained performers. You are never going to see that shit ever again
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:48:47 AM No.211424449
>>211424354
I fucking love Rumble in the Bronx.
I fucking love Rumble in the Bronx.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:54:42 AM No.211424749
>>211424683
Konnichiwa, Dude!
Konnichiwa, Dude!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:57:06 AM No.211424857
>>211424449
Rumble in the Bronx was by accident my portal into the world of hong kong cinema. I saw the american release and thought it was cool and brought it up to my asian acquaintance when he asked me if I liked Jackie Chan, and he scoffed. Then he showed me highlights of drunken master 2 and the three amigos movies
Rumble in the Bronx was by accident my portal into the world of hong kong cinema. I saw the american release and thought it was cool and brought it up to my asian acquaintance when he asked me if I liked Jackie Chan, and he scoffed. Then he showed me highlights of drunken master 2 and the three amigos movies
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:58:55 AM No.211424948
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:08 AM No.211425001
>>211424354
We need more dirt bikes in action movies again. To be fair, there may still be dirt bikes in action movies, I wouldn't know because I stopped paying attention to movies altogether like 15 years ago because, on average, they're all just so bad now.
We need more dirt bikes in action movies again. To be fair, there may still be dirt bikes in action movies, I wouldn't know because I stopped paying attention to movies altogether like 15 years ago because, on average, they're all just so bad now.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:24 AM No.211425019
>>211423051
There you have it. An asian woman putting out a cigarette with her fingers is equivalent to Sharon Stone showing her snatch.
There you have it. An asian woman putting out a cigarette with her fingers is equivalent to Sharon Stone showing her snatch.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:46 AM No.211425038
>>211422580 (OP)
Michelle should have made more movies with Cynthia Rothrock
Michelle should have made more movies with Cynthia Rothrock
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:02:50 AM No.211425134
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:13:25 AM No.211425565
>>211425001
I feel like the dirt bike colliding with the popcorn cart and all of the popcorn exploding is underrated in that scene because there's so much other stuff going on. All of the popcorn coming out is really funny
I feel like the dirt bike colliding with the popcorn cart and all of the popcorn exploding is underrated in that scene because there's so much other stuff going on. All of the popcorn coming out is really funny
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:35:57 AM No.211426489
>>211423343
>As hilarious and ridiculous as this is, you can't deny he looks badass
Yes, and that's just the power of a single naked white man with a stick, against the entire Japanese police and military. Now, just imagine the carnage if our hero had access to a car door, like Brad Pitt. Imagine the cartoon "boing yoing yoing" sounds as hundreds of those little fellows bounced off the car door and got sent on their way.
>As hilarious and ridiculous as this is, you can't deny he looks badass
Yes, and that's just the power of a single naked white man with a stick, against the entire Japanese police and military. Now, just imagine the carnage if our hero had access to a car door, like Brad Pitt. Imagine the cartoon "boing yoing yoing" sounds as hundreds of those little fellows bounced off the car door and got sent on their way.