The Blair Witch project stream (3 hour version) - /tv/ (#211423378) [Archived: 1432 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:24:39 AM No.211423378
s-l1200
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md5: 3253e1fc16adcbc87714f8d68ecfeed2๐Ÿ”
This is using the new Second Sight scan where the digital footage is no longer recorded by a 35mm camera for theaters and the 16mm footage is presented in correct format.

3 hour version, (1 hour of deleted scenes, 30 minutes of newly unearthed restored scenes).

Original Film Festival ending that removes the goofy sound effects for heightened realism.

Stream will be later tonight.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:27:18 AM No.211423501
stream will be here

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:22:00 AM No.211425930
>>211423378 (OP)
I've always been let down by the ending, and I liked all of it up until that point
Replies: >>211426677 >>211426824 >>211429323
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:23:54 AM No.211426000
absolute millennial slop, one of the most over-hyped pieces of shit ever created.
The last thing we need is for it to be 3 hours long
Replies: >>211426677 >>211426824 >>211429323
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:25:54 AM No.211426080
>>211423378 (OP)
Nobody wished this shit longer.
Replies: >>211426677 >>211426824 >>211429323
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:40:40 AM No.211426677
>>211426080
>>211426000
>>211425930
nobody is forcing u to watch the movie fuck off niggers
Replies: >>211426830 >>211426958
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:42:33 AM No.211426746
>>211423378 (OP)
>3 hour version of BWP
u fucking WOT m8? had no idea it existed. what's it officially called, the director's cut or something?
Replies: >>211426866
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:43:56 AM No.211426824
>>211425930
ending is pure kino though
>>211426000
>>211426080
revolting opinions, be sure to post less in the future
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:44:03 AM No.211426830
>>211426677
Nobody had to force me to do shit, I chose to watch it. I just wanted the movie to have a better payoff than just ending abruptly, it made the film feel like a big nothingburger
Replies: >>211426993
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:44:56 AM No.211426866
>>211426746
>3 hour cut
its not official. it doesn't exist officially.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:47:16 AM No.211426958
>>211426677
seethe faggot your "movie" is garbage kys
Replies: >>211426973
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:47:55 AM No.211426973
>>211426958
this is coming from a zoom zoom nigger who thinks the backrooms is scary
Replies: >>211427079
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:48:30 AM No.211426993
>>211426830
did you forget about the interviews at the start talking about rustin parr? the guy standing in the corner implies the girl is killed or fucked up in some way, which means the guy in the corner is next. you should be mad at your own imagination, not the movie
Replies: >>211427050
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:06 AM No.211427050
>>211426993
there's all kinds of theories about who killed what or who died
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:47 AM No.211427079
>>211426973
i just watch actual horror movies
Replies: >>211427128
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:51:58 AM No.211427121
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md5: 039ec1338b3cf92c4a405bb01d7a1afc๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:52:06 AM No.211427128
>>211427079
like what
Replies: >>211427254
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:54:16 AM No.211427222
okay guys. there seems to be enough interest here that I might as well put it on now. hope the boys are home

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:54:59 AM No.211427254
>>211427128
the ones I've seen recently that I actually liked were

Angst
Kuroneko
Seconds
The Cremator
Funny Games
Cure
Replies: >>211429379 >>211436036
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:55:33 AM No.211427273
>>211427222
NVM op here , gonna reset router. definitely not hitting the 8000kbs I need
Replies: >>211427454
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:52 AM No.211427453
>offline
>last steam 2 minute ago
is it over?
Replies: >>211427600
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:53 AM No.211427454
file
file
md5: 43b066a0a2f3b4e647ce08548f62f297๐Ÿ”
>>211427273
they are trying to ruin our kino friday night
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:02:25 AM No.211427600
>>211427453
troubleshooting. there's internet problems lol
Replies: >>211428102
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:12:06 AM No.211428044
My theory is that the woods itself is the killer and the ghost and the witch
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:13:06 AM No.211428102
>>211427600
The kino gods have spoken. You need to get better taste.
Replies: >>211428602
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:19:10 AM No.211428380
>>211423378 (OP)
nigger you should set up a stream for other films, here are my personal recommendations
>Bringing out the Dead
>The Hitcher (original, not remake)
>Blues Brothers
Replies: >>211428449 >>211430851
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:20:41 AM No.211428449
>>211428380
I have streamed for years and streamed the hitcher last year
Replies: >>211430328
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:24:23 AM No.211428591
I was 10 when this came out and my mom convinced my brothers and I that it was real and it scared the shit out of us because we lived next to the woods. She also convinced us years prior that Texas Chainsaw Massacre was real and Leatherface is still out there. She also convinced us Texas was right under us(Indiana).
Replies: >>211428662
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:24:43 AM No.211428602
>>211428102
This. Tastelettes have low IQ and a few computer problems will be enough of a hurdle to make them throw in the towel.
An anon upthread mention Angst. Try streaming that instead.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:24:48 AM No.211428604
wheres the movie faggot?
faggot thread
Replies: >>211428649
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:25:43 AM No.211428649
>>211428604
internet issues. chill tf out its not even dark on the west coast rn
Replies: >>211428703 >>211429251
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:25:49 AM No.211428662
>>211428591
ur mom was based
get rekt fag
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:26:50 AM No.211428703
>>211428649
give me a kiss
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:38:45 AM No.211429190
>call cox internet
>they make my modem even worse
Replies: >>211429277 >>211429310
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:40:20 AM No.211429251
>>211428649
dont tell me what to do you little fag
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:40:53 AM No.211429277
>>211429190
Honestly, try a better movie. You can switch to your mainstream slop afterwards. You have to fool the universe first.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:41:43 AM No.211429310
>>211429190
>cox
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:42:04 AM No.211429323
>>211425930
Moron
>>211426000
>>211426080
You fags should be banned from voicing your opinions about film forever
Replies: >>211429465 >>211435446
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:43:15 AM No.211429379
>>211427254
These are all dog shit except Cure
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:45:36 AM No.211429465
>>211429323
Why do zoomers love this shit so much?
Everyone who was there at the time knows that it was a terrible film with a a decent viral marketing campaign.
Replies: >>211429523 >>211429546
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:03 AM No.211429487
okay NIGGERS

it looks fixed

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

get in here
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:52 AM No.211429523
>>211429465
>pretending you were there to give your terrible opinion some weight
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:57 AM No.211429527
>>211429487
>get in here
My antivirus is going mental. Fuck you!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:47:31 AM No.211429546
>>211429465
I liked it and I was there.
Replies: >>211429642
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:49:50 AM No.211429642
>>211429546
The only people who liked it were low IQ retards who fell for the marketing.
Replies: >>211429714
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:50:51 AM No.211429682
The chick had a cute nose, but yeah, film was terrible.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:51:37 AM No.211429714
>>211429642
>one of the most acclaimed and well-received movies in the genre was hated because i'm larping and have no real argument
Replies: >>211429820
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:54:13 AM No.211429820
>>211429714
>one of the most acclaimed and well-received movies in the genre
The best of the found footage genre? Even if it was, isn't that like "the tallest midget"?
Replies: >>211429882
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:55:52 AM No.211429882
>>211429820
Horror, moron.
Replies: >>211429943
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:57:30 AM No.211429943
>>211429882
Absolutely fuck off. There are great horror films and this isn't one of them.
Even in the terrible sub genre of found footage, this doesn't stand out.
Replies: >>211429992
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:57:50 AM No.211429959
>>211423378 (OP)
>3 hour version, (1 hour of deleted scenes, 30 minutes of newly unearthed restored scenes).
Sounds interesting. I didn't even know there was that much deleted footage. Is it anything interesting or just more arguing?
Replies: >>211429984
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:58:45 AM No.211429984
>>211429959
all the new footage is great. really adds to the film
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:58:53 AM No.211429992
>>211429943
Top ten horror movies right now, dipshit.
Replies: >>211430199
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:03:59 AM No.211430199
>>211429992
I'm not casting my pearls before swine like you. Don't (You) me again.
Replies: >>211430493
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:07:20 AM No.211430328
>>211428449
Stream it again please, that film is underappreciated
Replies: >>211430851
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:11:49 AM No.211430493
>>211430199
Concession accepted, retard
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:18:25 AM No.211430766
Love BWP, never saw anything after the original. The mid/late-90s fall vibe is an era I yearn for, like Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost. It's one of those movies where you either love it for
>The atmosphere
>Mystery (nothing is scarier than what you can imagine)
>Solitude (horror movies are more believable in settings where you're completely separated from society)
>Realism (steadicam really feels like real film students in college, complete with character flaws)
>Gradually deteriorating sense of hope (key for a good horror movie)
>Iconic shots (standing in the corner, sobbing into the camera)
or you hate it for
>Lacking a clear structure for the middle (woods woods woods and meandering)
>Not answering questions (never see the witch or get any answers)
>Being unable to suspend your sense of disbelief (maybe seeing the bundle of rocks and twigs outside the tent in the morning feels too low effort for a movie)
>Flawed characters (hard to feel sympathy for dumb kids, especially ones that help create their own problems or Heather who doesn't help the situation)
>Being boring (no action, just people walking in the woods, never changes perspective to other characters)
>Hating "found footage" films on principle

Good shit OP, I missed the first 10 minutes though, do you have a link to where I could download this to watch with the half of my friends who don't hate BWP for Halloween?
Replies: >>211430834 >>211430942
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:20:25 AM No.211430834
>>211430766
https://drive.google.com/file/d/162qjvA4yLaysZE-tcElOW9lca1W1k9wz/view

60gb
Replies: >>211430946 >>211435407
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:20:54 AM No.211430851
>>211428380
>>211430328
Fuck the 00s Hitcher, never been so pissed off by a horror movie in my life
I hate movies where the characters lack any common sense and make continually bad choices to facilitate the plot.

BWP isn't one of those movies. They make bad choices, but their fates were sealed the moment they got into the woods, they weren't getting out even if they had a map or compass.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:22:59 AM No.211430942
>>211430766
>Realism
Big laugh. Thanks, anon.
I think we're getting an idea of the type of people who rate this movie.
Replies: >>211430989
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:23:03 AM No.211430946
>>211430834
Thanks, I really appreciate it, I don't think I can stay for the full stream anyway, but I'll watch what I can
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:24:11 AM No.211430989
>>211430942
bro nobody cares about your obsession hateboner for this film. there are way worse films out there. fuck off nigger and let us enjoy our kino on friday night. stupid jew faggot glad ur country is burning
Replies: >>211431157
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:29:17 AM No.211431157
>>211430989
What's wrong with being a semitic black homosexual? You do realise that you're posting on a blue board, yes?
You know I'm right. You need to take time out to process the information or you'll just continue to be defensive in order to protect your ego.
Enjoy the rest of your night.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:30:13 AM No.211431182
>>211431157
jewish transnigger hands typed this
Replies: >>211431223
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:31:13 AM No.211431223
>>211431182
American hands flailed
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:43:54 AM No.211431711
lost status?
Replies: >>211431783 >>211431791
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:46:19 AM No.211431783
>>211431711
>lost status?
Confirmed.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:46:50 AM No.211431791
>>211431711
pissing in the corner
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:56:14 AM No.211432125
lost status?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:10:25 AM No.211432740
rock status?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:11:59 AM No.211432797
map status?
Replies: >>211433888
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:13:51 AM No.211432888
Where's the map?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:14:02 AM No.211432900
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1605680405406
md5: cc9affe25120d40ec5a4c6bc4d2dd3bc๐Ÿ”
every single time i go on a road trip i take a blurry polaroid shot of someone in the woods and write 'the blair witch project 1999' on it and have a right chuckle
Replies: >>211434571
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:37:53 AM No.211433888
>>211432797
kicked in the creek
Replies: >>211433999
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:40:43 AM No.211433999
>>211433888
Bruh for real doe? I'm lookin ta finna crash out not gonna lie
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:54:48 AM No.211434571
>Comment said Josh murder-suicided everyone according to a "documentary 10 years later"
I don't have to take this as fact, do I? I can just take the original movie as-is and draw conclusions from there

>>211432900
>Just found reusable Polaroid camera from childhood that stopped working after only a few uses
>As an adult, manage to open it up and find that it has tons of unused photos, it was just jammed
>Also found Walkman that "broke" and fixed it 20 years later
Great idea anon, I'll steal it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:59:16 AM No.211434735
>>211429487
Man, this version is depressing with all the added scenes of them having breakdowns, Josh especially.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:00:48 AM No.211434796
Imagine how crusty Heatherโ€™s middle bits were after days languishing in the woods.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:11:07 AM No.211435169
Josh is such a joker
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:15:38 AM No.211435374
What's the name of this version of the film? What would I need to search for in order to download it?
Replies: >>211435407
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:16:20 AM No.211435407
>>211435374
OP posted it here >>211430834
Replies: >>211435492
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:17:29 AM No.211435446
>>211429323
>Moron
Nice cope for having shit taste, midwit
Replies: >>211435627
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:18:47 AM No.211435492
>>211435407
>60gb
fooken hell I only have 20 gigs left
Replies: >>211435528
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:19:50 AM No.211435528
>>211435492
try one drive
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:22:56 AM No.211435627
>>211435446
>midwit
Says the retard who got filtered by The Blair Witch Project
Replies: >>211435913
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:31:07 AM No.211435913
>>211435627
>filtered by The Blair Witch Project
seems to be a pretty universal experience
Replies: >>211435973
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:32:56 AM No.211435973
>>211435913
If you're retarded maybe
Replies: >>211436390
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:35:00 AM No.211436036
>>211427254
>Angst
>horror movie
yeah, you haven't seen it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:40:11 AM No.211436234
Bonus video for thread when the movie's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZWfXLTDuo
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:44:34 AM No.211436390
>>211435973
Just tell us why you like the movie already. Don't really care if you disagree with me, I'm actually willing to hear you out
Replies: >>211436454
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:46:15 AM No.211436454
>>211436390
Nah. Fuck you.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:52:38 AM No.211436689
Thanks OP, that was pretty cool, I wasn't aware of the "theatrical ending" differences with the add ambient wind sound effects in the house and the retarded "film" running sound on what is a digital camera.
Replies: >>211436714
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:53:28 AM No.211436714
up next rn is the apocalypse now workprint casette tape that is 5 hours 20 minutes long
>>211436689
that was the 16mm camera still running but yea i agree
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:35:19 AM No.211438246
Dammit just saw this thread