Half Austrian half Mexican
Half Australian
Half New Mexican
They need to make a Conan movie with all his sons in it.
>Conan is king to an empire. His eldest son and heir (Patrick swarznegger) is a great warrior and leader while the second is fat and lazy. But when the elder son is killed in a hunting accident, the succession to the fat is challenged by a bastard of Conan.
im half german and half mexican
my friend called me a beanerschnitzel
>>211425452Nu-Germany is Reddit: The Country. Sorry to break the bad news.
>>211424828 (OP)>Live with me if you want to cumArnold's ad for a housekeeper
>>211424828 (OP)he's the only one that looks like him, the others look too much like kennedys
>>211425452your friend is going places
kind of sad that arnold's kennedy kids don't seem to have anything to do with the beaner one
if i had a half brother i would want to know them, even if it was a result of my parent's infidelities
>>211424828 (OP)Imagine if he had a kid with an amazonian brasilian warrior
A colombian or an arian argentinian north italian goddes.
Sadly he fuck the ugliest latino race.
>>211424828 (OP)Arnold's Germanic sperm literally colonized that ugly beaner's egg, and forged his true offspring.
Unfortunately the Irish eggs of Maria were too much for Arnold's sperm to handle, and they came out looking like her shit family.
>>211424828 (OP)100% bastard
>>211425452lol, your friend sounds based.
>>211428892Schriver's kids are living a great life. They don't have to prove anything to anyone.
Beanerschnitzel is desperate for anything. He is literally a cheap Mexican knock-off of a Austrian masterpiece. His attempt at fitness was embarrassing.
>>211424828 (OP)Arnold's father was based. He thought bodybuilding was gay and he beat Arnold with a belt because of it.
>>211430359Bodybuilding is gay but if you beat /fit/ with a belt, they'd probably love it.