Thread 211427610 - /tv/ [Archived: 1379 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:02:40 AM No.211427610
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Which role did he play better?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:05:36 AM No.211427733
He really nailed that "wtf is going on" vibe in the matrix. Imagine if they got Will Smith to do it like how they wanted.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:06:34 AM No.211427772
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>>211427733
No way!
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:06:41 AM No.211427779
I prefer neo.
Jhon wick can be cool. but not as iconic as neo
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:07:36 AM No.211427834
>>211427610 (OP)
Neo in the first movie. He goes from a punk loser in the first act, to a confused puppy in the second, to a confident threat in the third act. The sequels and John Wick by design simply have him as being competent the entire time, which he plays well, but it's not as interesting.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:07:52 AM No.211427855
Jwick is just neo in a different iteration of the matrix. Morpheus is in it. Johnwick takes place in the matrix.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:09:59 AM No.211427951
>>211427610 (OP)
None, he can't act
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:11:21 AM No.211428012
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>>211427733
>aw hell naw every 2 minutes
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:11:24 AM No.211428015
>>211427772
Ted might actually be the one role Iโ€™ve seen Keanu in where he doesnโ€™t just seem like the same basic character as always.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:14:04 AM No.211428149
>>211427610 (OP)
Neo

>>211427855
Interdasting
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:15:11 AM No.211428198
>>211428015
Itโ€™s true. Heโ€™s the same in Johnny Mnemonic as he is in the Matrix as he is in John Wick. Ted is the odd one out.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:16:30 AM No.211428254
>>211427951
He can. He's like Tom Hardy, he just chooses not to try most of the time.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:17:19 AM No.211428290
>>211427610 (OP)
he didn't play so good
i think he was the best in Johnny mnemonic, as funny a that is
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:20:49 AM No.211428455
>>211427733
Imagine the song and video that Will would have done.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:25:40 AM No.211428646
>>211428254
didn't see dracula? that WAS him trying.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:26:45 AM No.211428695
>>211427855
>forgetting the key maker
>forgetting agent Johnson
>>211428015
>>211428198
>scanner darkly
>the watcher
>the gift
Are you two fucking retarded?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:28:43 AM No.211428777
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>you don't understand I was impotent with fear as I was watching prime Monica Bellucci stroking and sucking my cock, it was horrid, especially with other 2 hot naked women besides me
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:29:25 AM No.211428797
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>>211427610 (OP)
Unironically Keanu is at his best with Johny Silverhand. He gets enough screen time to fully unfold his wooden acting, and he comes off as a likeable edgy asshole
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:44:34 AM No.211429432
>>211427610 (OP)
wake up samurai
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:47:16 AM No.211429534
>>211428455
>Imagine the song and video that Will would have done.
No need to imagine anymore... and it fucking sucks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWYQmPZrkOk
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:50:30 AM No.211429668
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>>211427772
I love how he said "It's the man himself! Look, he's grown young!" in the most Ted way possible after trying to do a British accent the whole movie.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:52:23 AM No.211429740
>>211427610 (OP)
He looked like a soulless husk in that Bill and Ted reboot. Really phoning it in.
Depressed beyond tablets. What happened to him?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:55:07 AM No.211429856
>>211429740
>What happened to him?
He's 60, lost his wife and child, and he's a reddit icon. Do I need to say more?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:58:51 AM No.211429989
>>211428797
how is this game nowadays after updates and the like
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:59:25 AM No.211430021
>>211429856
Fair fucks. That'd do it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:01:22 AM No.211430096
neo is his ultimate work
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:31:15 AM No.211431224
>In 2023, the lipopeptide Keanumycin, a substance deadly to fungi, was named in honour of Reeves
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:07:52 AM No.211432611
Constantine
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:15:19 AM No.211432955
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>>211429534
This is obviously post cucked smith.
>I REALLY like my life
Yeah fucking right. No way prime smith wouldโ€™ve made something this trash. He wouldโ€™ve done something way better on the level of Wild West.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:27:28 AM No.211433462
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Fuck dogs and fuck motorcycles. They are both unnecessarily loud things.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:41:12 AM No.211434028
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>>211429534
>"There's only one you truly regret... Well, maybe two"
>"That's messed up"
Is he talking about Jada, Wild Wild West or After Earth?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:43:30 AM No.211434126
>>211429989
Much better, it's never going to be the 11/10 game they promised but goes on sale often enough. Still need a decent PC though, wouldn't touch any console version
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:46:44 AM No.211434247
>>211434028
I think the joke is obviously about him slapping Chris Rock, but sure, you could interpret in other ways, too.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:50:19 AM No.211434384
>>211428198
What about Knock Knock when he's about to get reverse raped by Ana de Armas?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:51:19 AM No.211434426
>>211428455
Imagine when Will Smith flies into the fade to black he starts rapping
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:58:26 AM No.211434699
>>211434247
Oh I completely forgot about that lmao. You're right