Thread 211428783 - /tv/ [Archived: 1374 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:28:48 AM No.211428783
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How come these fuckers can't aim?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:30:01 AM No.211428819
>>211428783 (OP)
they can, they didn't hit the rebels because they wanted them to escape and lead them to their secret base
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:31:05 AM No.211428863
>>211428819
Watch Andor
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:31:30 AM No.211428883
Rogue Juan
Rogue Juan
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>What if I use the force on everyone and everything BUT the person holding the macguffin I'm after
Star Wars is so fucking stupid it's unreal
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:31:51 AM No.211428894
>>211428783 (OP)
Their helmets are built for protection not visual clarity. Why do they even have armor if it doesn't do anything to stop laser shots? I don't even watch these movies but from what little I have seen these guys might as well not be wearing anything at all.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:32:59 AM No.211428940
>>211428783 (OP)
Because they were instructed not to. Besides them allowing the escape on the death star in episode iv storm troopers have no problems hitting their targets. Even in disneyโ€™s nu wars slop the first time we see storm troopers they completely ace that village.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:51 AM No.211428968
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>>211428894
Nigga they're for breathing, they're in space
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:34:28 AM No.211428999
>>211428883
Probably didn't know what the macguffin looked like or who had it until the dude held his hand through the door
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:37:13 AM No.211429119
>>211428968
Han Solo doesn't wear anything while he's running around in the same atmosphere that they are in, right? The helmets are for protection.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:38:02 AM No.211429161
>>211428783 (OP)
Plot armor and poor equipment maintenance also bad writing
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:40:40 AM No.211429273
Gonkpromo
Gonkpromo
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Gonk.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:42:14 AM No.211429331
Isildur
Isildur
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>>211428863
>Watch Andor
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:42:30 AM No.211429341
>>211428783 (OP)
Even as a kid I always thought that they just really didn't like their jobs and didn't care enough to try very hard
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:50 AM No.211429522
>>211428783 (OP)
Stormtroopers aim very well. Their rate of shots fired to hits is way higher than IRL soldiers or police.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:54 AM No.211429525
>>211428894
>Why do they even have armor
Protection from the elements and the projectile weapons used by tier 2 / 3 systems in the galaxy.