Mark my words: the Distortus Rex will become the most iconic dinosaur in the Jurassic franchise.

Where are the feathers?

>>211430530 (OP)
0% chance of that happening. Possibly less.

>>211430530 (OP)
It’s not even a dinosaur

>>211430577
It's already more iconic than the T-Rex, it may soon surpass the raptors.

>>211430567
They didn't put that gene into the frog or whatever

>>211430626
So you can't really call it a dinosaur, can you? Real dinos had feathers.

>>211430610
>It's already more iconic than the T-Rex,
Yeah, I guess that's why it's on the Jurassic Park/World logo. Oh wait

>>211430657
It's a mishmash, it's like when they put those glowing genes in mice

>>211430530 (OP)
niggas really do be just making kaijus now

>>211430530 (OP)
>tfw too intelligent to be T-Rex

>>211430530 (OP)
Let's address the real issue at hand... Does the D Rex have some kind of sonar or echo location in that melon? Sorry, that's not the issue at hand; my apologies... Does D Rex poop?

>>211430530 (OP)
jurassic monsterverse

>>211430804
Kinda yes, according to the leak there's a scientist in the island using a secret laboratory to try to create a portal to another universe, but it backfires and brings Kong and Godzilla into the JP universe

Welcome to... monster park

>>211430783
>Pulsating intensifies

>>211430530 (OP)
when will he fight godzilla?

>>211430853
sounds good

>>211430530 (OP)
More like Retardo Sex

>>211430949
The head, or the colon?

>Splice in FOXP2 gene into the dinosaurs
>Velociraptor is a wisecracking ne'er-do-well voiced by Eddie Murphy
>"Meteor? I hardly knew her!"
Hollywood, I am available at shockingly affordable rates.

Will we have any good shots of Bryce Dallas Howard's ass?

>>211430530 (OP)
Mark my words: I don't care, I will never care, this is the first and last time I will ever discuss this movie.

>>211431022
oh no she's not in the movie

>>211430530 (OP)
>Distortus Rex will become the most iconic dinosaur in the Jurassic franchise

>>211431061

>>211431022
>No! We have Bryce Dallas Howard's ass at home!

>>211430657
Begone, loxist.

>>211430530 (OP)
>Distortus Rex
What the fuck is this Star Wars name

>>211430530 (OP)
krogan?

>>211431912
Be glad they went with Distortus because these were some of the names they considered at first

>Diabolicus Rex
>Devilsaurus Rex
>Evilsaurus Rex
>Villainsaurus Rex
>Antagonisticus Rex
>Maneater Rex
>Worldeater Rex

>>211432164
>>Maneater Rex
They're saving it for this sequel >>211431021
Voiced by either Roseanne or Wanda Sykes

>>211432194
>Voiced by either Roseanne or Wanda Sykes
No dialogue though, they're just paid to make "dinosaur noises", with absolutely no post-editing

>>211432164
You forgot
>Gorillasaurus Rex

>>211430530 (OP)
>mix in beluga whale DNA
wut

>>211432164
Worldeater and Diablo Rex both sound cool tho.

>>211432489
Worldeater isn't cool, it's just lazy writing. It's not even Greek or Latin.

>>211432612
So "cosmoedax" or "universumphagos" are cooler according to you? Maybe "cosmophagos" or "universumedax"? That's for fucking NERDS.

>>211430530 (OP)
Are they ripping off Jaws, or trying to make an homage?
https://youtu.be/ryvlbrziaNQ

>>211432804
Yeah, it's cooler because it sounds more obscure.

>>211432830
this franchise is such ass

>start movie
>run from dinos in the water
>run from dinos in the jungle
>do all the old ideas again for memberberries
>kill the bad dino at the end
>Jeff Goldblum narrates about the dangers of nature and blah blah blah

>>211430530 (OP)
This looks retarded

>>211432938
It's less catchy though. Long ass words.

>>211433002
And yet, everybody's gunna watch it. Beer and circuses I suppose.

>>211430530 (OP)
The Indominus Rex was a cool one-off boss but mutant Dinos should have never been mentioned or featured again. Dinos are already alien creatures to us that came in every shape and size, like I see in the trailer raptors with wings, ok? Why not just use some whacky species of pterodactyl for that scene instead and showcase them, you just make up some stupid looking creature what’s the point of this crap then, it’s an asylum movie now if there’s no dinosaurs in it.

>>211433234
it pisses me off because they could make legit kino out of it instead

>>211433177
You're not wrong, but if I was a writer for the movie, I'd go with something like...
>Organism 200-09
>Gorgonsaus Rex
>Steve
You know, Something good.

>>211433373
Sure, they could; but they don't have to. Good enough to make money is good enough.

>>211433417
call it The T-1000asaur

>>211433469
Nice!

>>211430530 (OP)
What was ingen thinking?

>>211433707
They are a weapons company at this point. The melon probably controls mind other animals and/or it's super intelligent.

>>211433707
>What was ingen thinking?
They... uhhh..... weren't.

>>211433707
>We do what we must. Because we can.

>>211432830
How did they manage to make that scene so boring?

>>211433890
Who knows. It all feels lifeless. Perhaps it is us that can't appreciate it.

>>211430530 (OP)
Spaceballs 2 isn't for awhile though...

>>211430765
It's supposed to be in constant pain from It's deformity or some shit. It's all fucked up, and they're trying to make it a character you sympathize with. It's odd. Maybe it'll work.

THE DISASTERUS REX IS WOKE TRASH!!!!

>>211433890
>How did they manage to make that scene so boring?
maybe its the generic music

>>211432830
>uggg
>another dart!

you can tell you are editing out all the gay marvel banter from this clip

>>211432164
>Trumposaurus
Really?

>>211434546
MAGASAURUS KEX

>>211434468

>>211432612
Neither are giant fucking genetically spliced lizards, dude.

>>211434637
I'm just spit-balling about things that might have made the movie more engaging if I was a guy in the writer's room. Dinosaur monsters don't make a movie by themselves. There's gotta be a story.

>>211430530 (OP)
>We need a strange creature that is both terrifying and alien-looking.
>"GAUNT CLOVERFIELD-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER WITH SIX LIMBS"
>Perfect.

>>211432830
why would you do this from a boat instead of a helicopter and why can't she hit an animal the size of a large building

>>211435276
Because movie... But they failed to make it thrilling.

>>211432164
Diabolus Rex (D-Rex) was the original name for the Indominus Rex before they changed it. Wonder why they reused it

>>211436021
Dilator Rex

>>211436021
Meh... You gotta give all them mutant and hybrid dinos names... Names that sell tickets to the park.

how many more ingen islands are there?

>>211432485
kek were they trying to make it look silly? Are you supposed to laugh at how awkward and goofy it looks? If not, then how the hell did this design make it all the way through production?

>>211430530 (OP)

>>211430530 (OP)
>dugong hybrid
no

>>211430530 (OP)
Tumor Rex ain't becoming shit except for fodder for the clearance aisle.

Why can’t they just fucking make dinosaur movies

The giant locust thing was retarded, the indoraptor was retarded. The indorex was retarded

JUST MAKE DINOS, ADD NEW ONES, that’s what people loved about the movies. The only thing I remember from seeing Dominion was Pyroraptor and the tickle chicken murder turkey. The giga was sort of nice but they made him too cartoonish. It was also nice to see allosaurus finally

>>211434943
At this point all of Hollywood feels like a bunch of 30 Rock jokes. How many shows and movies have we gotten that are just that show's dumb ideas from Jack or whatever? They literally did MILF Island, and Lucifer was basically God Cop just with Satan.

>>211432830
>gets splashed
>misfires
>extra needle is buried under a pile of junk in a box in a storage cubby for some reason
That's our heroes, already looking like incompetent retards.

>>211430530 (OP)
Just like that invisible not Rex right? What was it called?
Or the other not Rex in the other one. What was that called?

The Mosasaur was barely in the movie and seems to have been the breakout star. Somehow they only realized that now, and put in a scene especially for it to be in on the action. I guess it’s hard to do something interesting and The Meg essentially covered that ground with extreme silliness.

Raptors and Rexie is the bread and butter of the franchise.

>>211432164
>Antagonisticus Rex
Sorry I need that one for my next Darth Badguy.

>>211441359
You know what's funny? Kids love Raptors and kids love the T-Rex, but kids ALSO love Triceratops and it's never really been prominently featured in a JP movie. It gets one shot where it's sick and decrepit in the very first movie, along with a pile of its turds prominently featuring, and then... nothing. Why not put a Triceratops in a JP movie? Hell, have it fight the T-Rex, that's a classic dino battle.

>>211441438
JP is essentially action horror after Spielberg. Veggiesauruses don’t play well. But I agree they could do a lot more and it’s be a nice homage to the roots of the whole genre.

>>211434317
We already have our FUCKING PRONOUNS people in this debate.

>>211441515
There's actually a decent amount of evidence that the Trike was extremely aggressive for a herbivore. Like a rhino, basically, it would go around and fuck shit up across the flatlands. The males seem to have paired up into rowdy micro-herds in their juvenile years that caused a lot of trouble.

They should have called it Down Syndrome Rex, 'cause that's what he is.

>>211433890
This shit has no weight to it, a mosasaurus could weight up to 45 tons according to Google, and the one in the scene is larger than the boat yet when it jump out of the water right next to it it barely causes a splash. Seconds later he hits the boat but all it does is make the boat go up like 5 inches and the only one affected by it is Scarjo. A blue whale going at that speed would have made the hull cruple. The weird crap about not being able to hit it and stopping to stare at it coming straight at them instead of shooting it when he's right in their faces doesn't help build tension either.

>>211430530 (OP)
It will be forgotten about by next year.
Meanwhile, Spinosaurus is STILL the most requested dinosaur to see return in the franchise 24 years later.

>>211441682
>When it jump
>Cruple
I really need to get some sleep

>>211441693
I mean it leaves a hell of an impression in JP3, doesn't it? As others have observed, the thing is basically a horror movie villain. It keeps showing up for jump scares and it won't fucking die. Whatever else it was, the Spino was memorable.

>>211441693
They listened and even updated the design! Scientifically accur-ACK!

>>211441767
>the thing is basically a horror movie villain
Which is why fans want it back.
People desperately want the franchise to go back to feeling like a light horror movie or a graphic gorefest like the novels, where anybody is fair game to get eaten alive by dinosaurs, emphasis on DINOSAURS.

>>211430530 (OP)
>they made a literal retard dinosaur

>>211434263
>Maybe it'll work.
Pretty confident it will not.

>>211441830
If this fails, the next one should use Mapusaurus Rosae, the largest pack-predator to ever walk this earth
Think of it, the size of Zeb, but the smarts and behavior of a velociraptor

>>211430530 (OP)
Looks like a T-Rex with the dinosaur equivalent of broccoli hair. I guess they know their audience.

>>211442765
Give me the reigns and I would make the next big bads an actual sized Dilophosaurus (with all the same features as the regular JP one) and the chameleon Carnotaurus.
I want some of the JP dinos to have rule-of-cool reptilian features again.

>>211432830
Are they trying to fudge search engine results by word associating this movie with j4w5?

>>211441536
Don't throw that garbage in here and no i'm NOT talking about the ai

>>211430530 (OP)
The last 2 jurassic world movies were awful, I don’t expect this one to be much different

>>211430530 (OP)
>Distortus Rex
>as if it could top this

>>211430684
That would be a spoiler, pinhead.

>>211444197
As opposed to the constant coverage and open revealing in trailers as well as analysis videos directly about it?

>>211432830
she just pulled a Steven Seagal

JP1-3 are so comfy. I think I will watch 3 again today.

>>211441693

Which ones are we rewatching before the release?

>>211445216
original Park trilogy only

>>211430530 (OP)
Slop made for Indians.

>>211447438
This describes 99% of Hollywood film these days. I guess with the Chinese market harder to grasp it's the next most obvious target now that they've sufficiently alienated a good portion of the first world.

>>211441693
I'm ok with the spino being revealed as an aquatic predator, it makes sense and it's still cool unlike featherslop. I would like to see it in the spotlight again any way but now the focus is all on the stupid Resident Evil hybrids.

>>211444071
>still visually logs anything that came after
Distortously grim.

>>211430530 (OP)
Isn't that the Rankor?

>>211430530 (OP)
>my ancestor

>>211430530 (OP)
>Ian Malcolm:
"Dr. Wu, where did you raise this dinosaur?"
>Dr. Wu:
"At the library."

>>211441386
>ickysaurus rex

>>211430530 (OP)
Why the hell did the choose the broccoli head design?? He looks so fucking stupid. Im not into the whole mutant idea, but it was scarier on picrel

>>211437540
>how many more ingen islands are there?
As many as it takes

>>211449845
fuck forgot picrel

>>211449555
visually logs? Nice trips but come on wtf are you saying

The D Rex is exactly what this franchise has become

This movie will be laughably bad.

>>211449932
>you
>the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>211450312
this is a really great image

>>211450618
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>211430657
You fighting for free for jew lies again? Begone vile schlomo lover

>>211451134
stop being mean to that doggy

>>211451134
Best movie I've seen all year.

>>211430567

>>211449713
>where do you workout?
>at the aquarium

>>211430530 (OP)
even dinos have downie look alike now?

>>211447698
well theres 4 in the new one so maybe youll be satisfied.

>>211449932
>literal cancer lumps
reminds me of my dog who passed away from belly protuberancies :c not the most menacing look desu

>>211430530 (OP)
Looks like Shin Godzilla

>>211451134
kino

>>211430657
not all of them
not feathers like the ones modern day birds have
and tyrannosaurs didn't have feathers (skin imprints found multiple times and they're scaly)

>>211447698
Spino was always an aquatic predator in Jurassic Park.