Thread 211432071 - /tv/ [Archived: 1323 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:54:43 AM No.211432071
harry potter parseltongue
harry potter parseltongue
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>first interaction with HP was the second movie
>has this cool but feared/hated rare power
>thought it'd be about a boy growing up strong and powerful like Rand from WoT
>instead he's just a pussy bitch who lets everybody drag him around and only survives because of things out of his control
is there a more disappointing franchise?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:56:26 AM No.211432132
>>211432071 (OP)
Maybe the movies. Book Harry is a chad athlete delinquent who goes from strength to strength unlike lame movie Harry who is a crybaby bitch who needs Stacymione to carry him
Ron is an asshole in both mediums
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:01:36 AM No.211432338
>>211432071 (OP)
>>211432132
idk what you guys are talking about I’m a moviesonly but Harry seemed to be an absolute chad from start to finish
first movie
>he and Draco are the only ones who can fly but they can both do it right away
Second movie
>slaughers that snake
third movie
>goes on that horrible tangent about killing Sirius and even BTFOs Snape
fourth movie
>outmaneuvers and defeats a dragon in the air and also battles Voldemort and survives
fifth movie
>this one sucked and nothing happens, he flies on some horses that are made out of raw meat or steaks or something and look gross
Sixth movie
>BTFOs Draco once and for all in single combat
last movies
>defeats Voldemort, the greatest wizard of all time
like what’s the problem?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:03:42 AM No.211434909
literary-tier-list
literary-tier-list
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>>211432071 (OP)
>is there a more disappointing franchise?
I doubt it; after all, what could a viewer possibly find more frustratingly disappointing than the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:14:30 AM No.211435324
>>211432071 (OP)
It's a shame I'm the same age as Rupert Grint and not ten years younger. I would have been able to enjoy the entire series instead of aging out of it by the time the 4th one came out.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:18:12 AM No.211435472
>instead he's just a pussy bitch who lets everybody drag him around
>is there a more disappointing franchise?

What do you expect it was written by a woman. And you're right, Harry never becomes cool, competent, badass, etc he's always fucking worthless and wins by pure luck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:25:57 AM No.211435744
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>first interaction with HP was the second movie
>has this cool but feared/hated rare power
>thought it'd be about a boy growing up strong and powerful like Rand from WoT
>instead he's just a pussy bitch who lets everybody drag him around and only survives because of things out of his control
>is there a more disappointing franchise?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:38:03 AM No.211436159
>>211435744
we get it brownie you don't like harry potter, now move on you stupid autist