>>211432283 (OP)>retarded royal family complete destroys their own kingdom >Link single handedly unfucks the entire and fixes every single problem that exists in the kingdom, from murdering the evil usurper down to helping some dumb bitch who is allergic to chickens capture all her chickens that ran away>saves the princess, then DOESNT fuck her, doesnt become the new king, doesnt even become a noble or knight, literally goes back to being a peasant and bloodline remains peasantry for another hundred years despite all the work and sacrificechristianity doesnt even have this level of Slave morality
this is a faggot ass story and I cant wait for it to fail at the box office
legend of Zelda is a cuck game for faggot cucks