Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:42:34 AM No.211434080
>accidentally castrates his cock on a droid
Heh, all part of the plan trust me.
Heh, all part of the plan trust me.
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Thread 211434080 - /tv/ [Archived: 1156 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:44:08 AM No.211434146
>>211434080 (OP)
this guy looks like he fucks argonian women(farm equipment)
this guy looks like he fucks argonian women(farm equipment)
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:46:06 AM No.211434219
>>211434080 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:47:06 AM No.211434256
>>211434080 (OP)
Legends Thrawn is the only good part in any media post ROTJ. I don’t know how people can say legends handled successor characters any better when
>Luke’s children are a fucking joke
>The solo family is an even bigger one
>One dies before adulthood
>the other becomes evil and murders his aunt.
>The daughter marries to the son of an ex-Imperial and either herself or her children reform the Empire that would one day ally with Darth Krayt and wipe out the Jedi again.
How can EUfags call the sequel trilogy cynical and say their garbage is any better when it’s just as cynical and hopeless? Making any media post ROTJ is a joke. Thrawn was a fluke.
Legends Thrawn is the only good part in any media post ROTJ. I don’t know how people can say legends handled successor characters any better when
>Luke’s children are a fucking joke
>The solo family is an even bigger one
>One dies before adulthood
>the other becomes evil and murders his aunt.
>The daughter marries to the son of an ex-Imperial and either herself or her children reform the Empire that would one day ally with Darth Krayt and wipe out the Jedi again.
How can EUfags call the sequel trilogy cynical and say their garbage is any better when it’s just as cynical and hopeless? Making any media post ROTJ is a joke. Thrawn was a fluke.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:10:29 AM No.211435150
>>211434256
the goal would be to make it not shit
You are given the task of making a sequel, sure "nobody is perfect" but the bare minimum would have been having the OG gang come back together instead of dying off one by one without meeting each movie until only JJ's OC is the only one left.
the goal would be to make it not shit
You are given the task of making a sequel, sure "nobody is perfect" but the bare minimum would have been having the OG gang come back together instead of dying off one by one without meeting each movie until only JJ's OC is the only one left.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:14:37 AM No.211435330
>>211434080 (OP)
Like you’ve never tried using a shop vac on your dick. If you haven’t you should
Like you’ve never tried using a shop vac on your dick. If you haven’t you should
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:15:23 AM No.211435359
>>211434080 (OP)
I hate Filoni so much it's unreal
I hate Filoni so much it's unreal
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:28:50 AM No.211435845
>>211435359
he's mostly good at filling in gaps of already established stuff, he can't do anything clever or new.
he's mostly good at filling in gaps of already established stuff, he can't do anything clever or new.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:45:15 AM No.211436410
>>211434080 (OP)
what
what
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:46:54 AM No.211436481
american media will never properly show a tactical genius because the elites are terrified of intellectualism
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:48:55 AM No.211436559
>>211434256
I still love that first young Jedi knights book
>This is Chewbacca's wookie nephew Lowbacca or some shit(actually doesn't suck)
>Goonies tier plot about young kids finding a hold out empire pilot who doesn't realize the war is over
>Tries to avenge the empire by killing some kids
>Those kids aren't only Jedi apprentices they're the kids of han fucking solo and princess fucked and killed jabba the hutt Leia
It was good. Downhill from there though. Did they ever kill off Chewbacca's nephew? I remember everyone's death but his and jaina's but don't even care about hers.
>
I still love that first young Jedi knights book
>This is Chewbacca's wookie nephew Lowbacca or some shit(actually doesn't suck)
>Goonies tier plot about young kids finding a hold out empire pilot who doesn't realize the war is over
>Tries to avenge the empire by killing some kids
>Those kids aren't only Jedi apprentices they're the kids of han fucking solo and princess fucked and killed jabba the hutt Leia
It was good. Downhill from there though. Did they ever kill off Chewbacca's nephew? I remember everyone's death but his and jaina's but don't even care about hers.
>
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:49:17 AM No.211436572
>>211434256
Let me explain it to you like you're a complete retard :
Disney NuWars did not have one (1) scene with Luke, Leia and Han together again. Not one.
Let me explain it to you like you're a complete retard :
Disney NuWars did not have one (1) scene with Luke, Leia and Han together again. Not one.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:55:50 AM No.211436809
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:25:58 AM No.211437920
>>211436572
Why did they even do this? so much for the merchandising perspective
Why did they even do this? so much for the merchandising perspective
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:21:08 AM No.211439556
>>211434080 (OP)
> It's Over, Thrawn, your star destroyers have been destroyed, your troops captured.
> That was exactly my plan all along. I am victorious My ruse of suffering a catastrophic defeat will be your undoing at some point in the future.
> It's Over, Thrawn, your star destroyers have been destroyed, your troops captured.
> That was exactly my plan all along. I am victorious My ruse of suffering a catastrophic defeat will be your undoing at some point in the future.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:22:54 AM No.211439611
>>211435359
Filoni is why having fans make content is not a good idea. He makes fan fiction.
Filoni is why having fans make content is not a good idea. He makes fan fiction.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:44:52 AM No.211440213
>>211434080 (OP)
It’s baffling how they just don’t get it. Thrawn in heir to the empire had his main plan foiled, but used it to advance a backup plan while still causing catastrophic damage and barely losing any forces himself.
Disney Thrawn would suicide bomb his star destroyers against an abandoned frontier hamlet in the hope that someone reading the news would stub their toe in surprise.
It’s baffling how they just don’t get it. Thrawn in heir to the empire had his main plan foiled, but used it to advance a backup plan while still causing catastrophic damage and barely losing any forces himself.
Disney Thrawn would suicide bomb his star destroyers against an abandoned frontier hamlet in the hope that someone reading the news would stub their toe in surprise.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:48:00 AM No.211441516
>>211439611
Eh it depends on the franchise, some became way cooler with new blood, Venom wouldn't exist without Todd Macfarlane being a Spiderman fanboy. however for Hollywood products i have to agree.
Eh it depends on the franchise, some became way cooler with new blood, Venom wouldn't exist without Todd Macfarlane being a Spiderman fanboy. however for Hollywood products i have to agree.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:00:23 AM No.211441679
>>211436572
Anon’s too harsh on legends, but this hardly makes up for how badly the next generation was screwed. In hindsight, it’s funny how Disney repeated the same mistake that happened in legends with the LOtF books
>Another story where a Skywalker is evil again
>Different people behind making the entries in the same series had competing visions with each other
>Character assassination and deaths done poorly on fan favorites
>Undermining what came before for the sake of being “edgy.”
Anon’s too harsh on legends, but this hardly makes up for how badly the next generation was screwed. In hindsight, it’s funny how Disney repeated the same mistake that happened in legends with the LOtF books
>Another story where a Skywalker is evil again
>Different people behind making the entries in the same series had competing visions with each other
>Character assassination and deaths done poorly on fan favorites
>Undermining what came before for the sake of being “edgy.”
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:58:19 AM No.211442552
>>211434256
Lucas arts had a hierarchy and could have just ignored all that shit if they made a new movie.
The sequels are a part of every piece of Star Wars media from now until forever
Lucas arts had a hierarchy and could have just ignored all that shit if they made a new movie.
The sequels are a part of every piece of Star Wars media from now until forever
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:03:01 AM No.211442630
>>211442552
best case scenario they do a timeline split like the Zelda franchise and just let Rise of Skywalker exist away from everything elsw
best case scenario they do a timeline split like the Zelda franchise and just let Rise of Skywalker exist away from everything elsw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:41:42 AM No.211443165
>>211434080 (OP)
.Sheev was on the list!
.Sheev was on the list!