Post times you acted like George.

Too many to post.

>>211438814 (OP)
I mean I've done the garbage thing. It was right on top, untouched and recently added to the pile. Seemed a shame to waste it.

>>211438814 (OP)
It's cold in here!

>>211438814 (OP)
I never go potty in normal public toilets, I have a mental list of all the best hidden away"public" toilets in my city. For instance some isolated washrooms at a university, hotels with permissive lobbies, nice restaurants and bars. Etc etc

I was once at a bookstore and took a book off the shelves into the bathroom to read it as I pooped. Unlike George I did not get caught.

more like times George acted like me

>>211438890
I eat out of the garbage constantly. Once you know the right garbages to check, you can find a lot of unspoiled food. George was an innovator.

>>211438932
Haha, I kind of do this too. Typically if I want a private bathroom I'll find a big building and take the elevator down to the basement and use employee only washrooms.

>>211439024
I'm too scared of ghouls to go into basements alone

>>211438932

I found a good isolated bathroom in the arts department which is right next door to the business department. so while everyone is standing in line waiting for the stalls to empty in the business department I just walk next door and have a private bathroom all to myself

>>211438814 (OP)
I was doing some Jewish thing and got annoyed at goyim. Just like Larry David, I mean, George.

>>211438814 (OP)
I felt sorry for myself after fuckin yet another whore after the other 40 women that I already fucked. Just like George.

Im a nuerotic loser.. i repulsed women ... i hate my life. I.. uhh.. I am George without the plot armor and permanently in the pool

>>211438814 (OP)
I got laid a few times despite having nothing but confidence and chutzpah. Literally nothing lol just try bros
That was like 15 years ago tho, women were different.

I shamelessly regale people with tales of how I was a loser.

Depends.
Does George poop naked (socks can still be on)?

I get annoyed with people extremely easily

>>211438814 (OP)
i don't know if this counts but when i was in high school i lied and said to my friends i got girl pregnant because i didn't wanted them to know i was a virgin so i thought that was kinda believable, the problem was that even some teachers found out and i had to pretend until i finished high school, every couple of months they would ask me about her and i made some shit up, it never backfired in a serious way though

>>211440779
why didn't you just say the girl got an abortion? I know one girl in school who did that after she got knocked up by a guy her parents hated. even though they were supposedly strict baptists

>>211438814 (OP)
>I was in the pool!
This worked because she liked Seinfeld. Also my Gyno is like George.

>>211438932
This is me as well, when I was like 7 shitting in my pubic school washroom the one (1) black kid in my school walked in with some friends and he grabbed the seat door, pulled himself up, and looked down at me while I was shitting and yelled "HEY THIS KID IS SHITTING"

Funny I also went to high school with that kid. He joined a gang and was shot.

>>211440933
i didn't know that was a thing