>>211441338 (OP)
>blue eyes
He is more human than you.

Good for him being upfront about this. Unlike certain other movie reviewers who have adopted the same stance on the quiet.

>>211441338 (OP)
I like as always try to be positive with any movie.

>>211441338 (OP)
He's a shill these days. Not much of a movie critic if you refuse to critcize movies.

A Television & Film board that dosnt discuss television or film.

I don't get it

>>211441758
The off topic threads are the best part of /tv/

STUCKMANNIZED

>>211441791
Five more months Stucksisters, it's nearly here!!!!

>>211441796
Can't wait for Jay and Mike to quietly seethe and pretend this doesn't exist.

>>211441791
They're adding things that Stuckmann original wanted but the initial budget didn't allow for, I think it's basically just expanding the death scenes.

>>211441791
Giving the same amount of budget to re-shoot the entire movie is not good. Chris is about to get blacklisted for wasting and entire budget.

>>211441791
Translation: The movie sucks so hard, they are trying to put some lipstick on a pig by adding gore to satisfy teens and braindead gorefags.

>>211441759
Juvenile subject matter, juvenile writing style, no sense of character/poetry/rhythm, no elegance, no style, no economy, no restraint, actors would sound ridiculous saying this stuff, it's just hilariously bad

>>211441804
You just know Jay is fuming that Mike had them turn down offers like this because "the big studios are gonna call soon"

>>211441994
wasting tens of thousands on movie props is their coping mechanism.

>>211441759
This should inspire anyone. You can write shit like this and make the kind of short films that he used to make but still end up directing a multimillion dollar horror film that gets Mike Flanagan attached as a producer and is released by Neon

>>211441804
They'll gloat when this flops. It's going directly against Tron: Ares and The Rock's The Smashing Machine. The next weekend Black Phone 2 opens.

>>211441338 (OP)
um... https://youtu.be/Qb21lsCQ3EM?t=100

>>211441968
Let's see your script

>>211441759
that's it? that's the famously bad script? it sounds just right to me if you picture two lunkhead characters trying to come up with rationalizations in the moment for why they're the good guy

>>211442704
Shut up, Zack

>>211442659

>>211441338 (OP)
He fell off after trying to look pseudo intellectual with his retarded TLJ review

>>211441886
NEON were the ones that offered money judging from how Stuckmann worded it, he said they read the script and asked while certain scenes weren't in it, he said budget constraints and they gave him money for reshoots

>>211441899
NEON were the ones that offered money judging from how Stuckmann worded it, he said they read the script and asked while certain scenes weren't in it, he said budget constraints and they gave him money for reshoots

>>211442247
There's no way it can flop. Tron: Ares and The Smashing Machine are not the competition for a horror movie, and the budget for Shelby Oaks was originally one a half million, doubled for reshoots that's 3 million, still miniscule, and being released by NEON with their name and marketing it probably will make it's budget back in like three days.

Dumb faggot he may be, I’m happy for him and will watch the silly movie.

>>211441338 (OP)
a propagandist or a shill?

>>211441338 (OP)
Is that so? I want him to talk about Triumph des Willens then.

>>211441759
>>211443656
I must be loyle to my capo

>>211443797
>marketing is free

Wow, didn't know that.

>>211441338 (OP)
based chris

>>211442659
Have you ever eaten a bad meal in your life?

>>211441411
I have blue eyes. He sucks. A very needy and spineless individual.

>>211441338 (OP)
He has the face of someone who deserves to get friendzoned

>>211441791
Wait what? Didn't the movie already come out like a year ago?

>>211441338 (OP)
His movie got put in the vault

Why has this guys movie been in development for 300 years? Where is it?

>>211442704
The whole script isn't infamously bad, it's just the "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck" line which is notably cringe, like why would you tell anything specifically to his neck, instead of just "Tell that to Zod"

>>211441791
horror is made for stupid people

thats why i dont watch it

>>211447604
Batman talking about how Superman's glasses didn't fool him because he's a great detective is also very cringe.
That's Chris talking to the audience and patting himself on the back, not a character speaking naturally.