when i saw this movie at age 15 i thought this movie was hilarious. now it is one of the scariest movies ive ever seen

inb4 this thread hits bump limit

I am 33 and have only had sex 5 times, always with hookers and I was always so drunk that I never came.
The first time I was 25, the last time was 2 years ago.

>>211442275
in college they called me Sexless McGee

if you are 40 and virgin, you should kys. You failed as a male human and at this point are just an oxygen reducer.

>>211442187 (OP)
Just 3 more years for me.

>Never had sex
>Never had a girlfriend
>Never kissed a girl
>Never held hands with a girl
>Never have tried to pick up a girl or been asked out or anything

>>211443300
Same but 7 years.
Where did all go wrong for us?

>>211442187 (OP)
Go and jerk off. Of course it’s hopeless. It always was. From the start. You’ll never be a girl’s erotic dream, get used to it. It’s not for you. Anyhow, It’s too late. All your sexual failures since adolescence, the frustration dogging you since puberty, have scarred you forever. Even if you could find a woman, which I frankly doubt, it wouldn’t work. It’ll never work. You’re orphaned by the teenage loves you never had. It’s already hurt you. It’ll keep getting worse. An agonizing bitterness will fill your heart. There’s no redemption. No release. That’s how it is.

>>211443300
Five years for me. I plan to rope at 39.

>>211442187 (OP)
Im 26, never had a job and still dependent on parents. I don't man sometimes life feels bleak, and sometimes i just feel nihilistic and happy that im not a wage slave.

>>211442187 (OP)
Just go to the gym and shower daily then walk up to a girl and say Hi. It’s that easy

>>211442187 (OP)
Post incel kinos
https://youtu.be/meHMdrE4xH4?si=2DTejXWbVynDiyr7

>>211443207
I studied and lived among computer engineering majors.
A few had girlfriends from home but I wasn't alone in my virginity.

>>211442187 (OP)
That's when I knew you was a filthy faggot

If none of you are literate enough, >>211443436 is a quote from a book (and later movie) of the main character trying to incite his subject to either murder or suicide.

i am a fat bald dicklett and fucked over a 100 women in 20 countries.

take the monger pill

>>211442275
normalfag

Help me understand why you guys are virgins? Are your faces just horrible? Like, what the fuck

>>211444273
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>211444731
women are chad only, you aren't allowed to approach women unless you are a masculine tall chad with hunter eyes and killer jaw

>>211444883
there’s a bunch of ugly retards who fuck and get married, you can also be one of themn

>>211444731
I’m a schizoid.

>>211444781
saar, please recognize parenthesis
you reveal English ignorance

I've had sex and gfs in my 20s, but now in my 30s I've been alone for a while and can't even imagine having a family or living with other people even. It's over.

>>211444904
How do you know that those ugly retards who get married are happy?
How many of them have dead bedrooms? How many of them get cheated on constantly, only used as walking wallets, and how many of them don't leave, simply because the alternative is getting divorce raped and never getting to see their kids?
This "I have a fat, ugly, manlet friend who has a 10/10 wife" is always so retarded.

>>211443273
waiting till I'm 60 to off myself XD

The worst part about being a virgin is that naive normies will always say shit like
>um have you actually tried?
but the reality is that if you feel like you have to "try" to get relationships or get laid, you were doomed from the start.

The vast majority of men in relationships did not actively try to get a relationship. They just existed, made friends naturally, got invited to parties and met people, and then ended up with a girlfriend.

>>211444731
passivity. that's literally it.

>tfw gone through multiple jobs, over a decade of school, yet still a virgin simply because i've never actually asked a girl out

>>211442187 (OP)
... and you are scared of what, exactly?

t. 42

>>211443273
Jokes on you, I'm a paramedic. There is a solid chance I already made greater contribution to humanity than you and your offspring will ever have for the next 5 generations

>>211444731
I stopped trying to get laid when I was 18, about the time when hormones wear off.
I stopped dating when I was 21, and was after a really awful relationship, so I gave it a rest "for a while".
Soon after I get a job that actively makes it impossible to have relationships, unless you plan to be always absent. No fun in that.
That's about it.

>>211442187 (OP)
I can't believe so many people missed the boat. I was in a panic around 18 because I thought I would never have sex and then it became a regular thing. I actually have a large friend group and I think among them 4-5 are still virgins in their 30's which is still unreal to me.

>>211447112
You have to try a little; noone is going to ask you out unless you are unwaveringly handsome or charming. And when people asked "did you try?" they mean "did you ask someone out?" You can't win a lottery without buying a ticket.

>I basically have nothing wrong with me but my hobbies and confidence. Time to manup and marry a single mother.

>>211442187 (OP)
29. Still a virgin. But I'm waiting for 30 and if I am a wizard then I will just go fuck an escort to get it over with.

>>211448985
Steve Carrell had his hobbies and apartment to himself but the movie revealed he was ultimately lonely. If the main character failed to impress that single mom and he stayed a virgin but happy to be himself the movie could have given an entirely different message and been more iconic.

>>211444731
I missed the normie socialization and routine behaviours program, and now I'm at the age where I'll never be one, so no point in trying anymore.

Im 36 and ive had sex a million times. I only have one kid. I had sex with some cuban chick last night and it was terrible.

>40yo virgin actually managed to get dates back in the day
Oh, man...

>>211442187 (OP)
Attention: i am 33 years old and a virgin.

>>211449414

>>211442187 (OP)
It's disgusting, there's two fucking mentions of bestiality within the first 10 minutes

I cant believe he can afford to get a nice place to live in with a ton of manchild treasures on a wagie job.

>>211448786
They are still virgins because you didnt bother setting them up with any single girls you knew.

Women have hated me my entire life, even when I did my best to avoid them. It's difficult to be intimate and vulnerable with a group of people who humiliate and denigrate you at every turn. I always hated this movie because part of me knew I'd end up like that.

>>211442187 (OP)
I've tried asking girls out and it never worked, I've also just made random small talk with women with no intention of sex and they were still visibly uncomfortable with me being near them, I stopped bothering when I realised I was always bothering them while hurting my self esteem at the same time.

>>211448985
Single or divorced mothers are the ONLY thing you'd be able to pull at 40+ years old if you're a virgin and/or unattractive

>>211442187 (OP)
The more you look into a woman’s psyche, the more you get to know how close to the devil she is.

>>211449643
They will resent you for being terrible at sex but put up with you for a while for your money, theres no future in those "relationships"

I had sex twice when I was 29 with a married woman several years older than me. I haven't had sex since then (I'm 34 now).
Meh

>>211443354
>so what enjoyment do you get out of life?
>I shitpost on facebook and online message boards about how dei is the cause of everything bad

>>211449724
Based, the idea of fucking married women is so hot

>>211442187 (OP)
I spent all of my childhood and teen years hearing how ugly I am, everyone treating me like shit and making a joke out of me, it just killed my self esteem forever
Now I'm 28 years old, never had a gf or sex and I don't see it happening any time soon, might be my lack of a social circle but honestly I just don't believe that any girl can truly find me attractive or love me, I'm pretty self aware of what I am and I feel like if I try to have something with a girl I'd be hurting her and in return I'd be hurting myself, so I think it's best to just not do anything.

>>211449405
Was she one of those banana boat monkey Cubans with those wide ape nostrils? Because they really stink! I can't imagine what their pussies smell like in Florida this time of year and I've had some sea food restaurant dumpster smelling pussies.

Have sex with a prostitute

>>211449414
I'm 40, what now chump?

33. started having sex with lonely grannies since i'd never attract a premenopausal woman. it's not bad i guess, but lonely 50 and 60 year olds get really clingy even though it would obviously never really work.

>>211443436
I love this movie

>I am extremely racist and believe Hitler was right about everything. I hate all minorities, women (50% of people) and normies (90% of people). My main hobby is seething about Disney Star Wars online 24/7 and posting about Jews. I'm 35+ and insist that society was only good in the late 90s when I was a little kid
>Why don't women want to have sex with me?!

>>211450578
I Don know man, you honestly sound like a great guy

>>211450419
I had sex with a late 40s lady in my mid 20s. It was fucking nasty. She looked ok dressed up, but clothes off she had empty flapjack tits and a sagging gut and a blown out pussy. Like jesus christ, it would have been better for my eyes if she had a hairy jungle it was so nasty.
I did it anyway because it was the best I could do, but I swear it turned me into a pedophile I don't want anything to do with women past their early 20s.

>>211451088
my reason for being a virgin in my 40's, if I'm going to fuck a woman gotta be a little girl, but I'm not a criminal so it's never going to happen lol.

>>211444731
extremely ugly & autistic

As the pathway to wizard dom grows shorter your cock will become impotent because your mind has it so built up in expectation you’ll get performance anxiety. The magic of the wizard is strong.

>>211451171
Just get escorts anon.

>>211451171
just go for short petite girls then who are in their early 20s

>>211451270
Scary how true this is, I first had sex at age 22 with an escort, first few sessions with her I couldnt cum, after this I could do okay, then the next few sessions I'd cum too quickly, then condoms started immediately making me soft, so now I can only get blowjobs and other non penetration stuff

>>211451305
>>211451344
not into hags.

>>211451401
You have escaped the wizards.

>>211451521
Have I though? Because sex with a condom makes me feel like it doesnt count since your dick isnt actually touching their pussy technically

>>211450091
I didnt smell anything but i was so turned off by it all my dick got soft.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>211442187 (OP)
i got laid but at the expense of having a reputation as a creep obssessed with having sex, i stopped trying to get girls and became an incel instead.

i'm a volcel so i might be biased but if i recall this guy had a job and hobbies apart from sex that made him fun and i think its kinda dumb to treat him like hes pathetic for being a virgin the way the movie does. to be fair i wish more people were virgins or chose to have actual romantic meaningful relationships where they eventually do fuck but with mutual trust and love.

i'm only 20 so it might get unbearable down the line somehow but id much rather lay with someone who actually loves and cares about me

>>211444731
i had a gf in highschool but didnt have sex

>>211442187 (OP)
It's a comedy movie, not a horror.
Real life is the horror.

Steve's character is better looking than you, and in better shape. He was socially awkward, but with a bit of chest waxing and encouragement from his peers, he was able to find women that were interested in him.

In 2025, you will see men even better looking than that, with high paying jobs, ripped bodies (with literal body dysmorphia), getting zero attention from women. If your baseline attractiveness is not 2005 Steve Carrell, then you've already been left behind.

Any born-again virgins?

I dated an incredibly hot woman for 10 years, but have not had sex since we broke up. Maybe 5 first dates during that time, a couple kisses. But no sex.

It's been three years...

>>211453395
Then she wasn't your girlfriend

>>211453622
you're not a "born-again virgin", just a failed normalfag

>>211450578
I can forget all my hatred if a girl is nice to me

>>211444731
Too antisocial to ask a girl out highscool, never really interacted with anyone in college, never had a chance to do either of those things after. I suppose if I really wanted to I probably could if I went on some dating app or something like that, but that just leads back to the first issue
>Too antisocial to interact with people
>AvPD so poor self esteem and an intense fear of rejection
It's basically over for me

>>211453625
what was she

>>211453815
A friend

>>211447250
yup this. ending up as an adult virgin is the easiest thing ever

just be relatively quiet and never approach a girl, boom congratulations you're a forever alone virgin not that complicated

>>211453670
Obviously.

Was just curious if anyone else had a similar experience. Had plenty of fun in my 20s when I looked like fucking Zac Efron. But after suffering twink death + baldness, I seem to fall in a weird category.

I'm in the best shape of my life, own my home, make 6-figures... but I just can't seem to pull women the way I could when I had nothing to offer (other than a youthful appearance and full head of hair).

>>211453877
do you kiss your friends

>>211443300
>Never have tried to pick up a girl
I may have found your problem

>>211448963
>What do you mean you're illiterate? Have you tried going to a library?

>>211445748
>I’ll just move this goalpost over here

Why would a women that's interested in a man, talk about other men to them?

>>211454018
The only possible way for me to ever even just try to approach a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see an attractive girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I keep walking, that's it

>>211454057
Btw but you are miserable because you want to be so what’s the problem? You’re obviously addicted to negativity so I think you have what you need from these threads. I was bullied relentlessly and had none of the normal milestones. Came from an outrageously abusive home with mother who was a narcissist man hater. I’ve been with four women and am happily married.

Thing is it took tremendous amount of hard work and change while not blaming others. I had to break the pattern I was raised in and change my thinking.

But like I said you seem to have what you want so what’s the problem?

>>211454297
*Nta
not btw

Not that anon you responded to

>>211454297
>I had to break the pattern I was raised in and change my thinking.
How did you do that?

>>211453947
I've kissed my female friends on occasion yeah, because it's not serious

>>211454057
>other kids reject you constantly for your looks
>don't develop any proper social skills because of it
>"umm actually it's your fault"

Okay

>>211454150
Haha damn, you fucking nailed it.

For me there's an added element of "you already did the LTR devoted boyfriend thing for years, and it was just okay". I'm now an oldhead unc status fella trying to get back into the dating scene. But wondering why I even bother.

Even just a month ago I matched with a girl who I found incredibly attractive. It was almost like divine intervention because I never get matches, let alone ones I'm actually interested in. She made it clear she thought I was attractive, we had great conversations, and went on a few dates. But I ended up blowing it by trying to move too quickly with the sexual side. I guess she was more traditional or whatever... all good, fair enough. But now I'm starting over all over again...

But my point is. I talked to this woman for a month, went on three dates. I lost her by expressing sexual desire. But how long was I supposed to wait? It's hard to even get excited at the prospect of maybe meeting someone... maybe talking for a month or two... to maybe have some sex... to maybe find out you're not really a longterm match... to start it all over again.

>>211444731
Every guy has a different path and starts on different difficulty settings, but today’s generation of zoomer men in particular have been tragically conditioned and mentally buckbroken into being afraid of irl interactions with women and think things like “you can’t” talk to women, lest catastrophes such as becoming the next TikTok superstar or being raped in prison befall them. I don’t know what numbers or research has been done but I thought I’d heard that something like 80% of young men are too nervous to approach women in public and a very small percentage as a result have ever even attempted it. That obviously has something to do with it. Young guys these days straight up don’t talk to girls enough. Or they confine it all to throwing hail mary’s on tinder year after year and nothing else.

Then there is of course the added dynamics of dating apps which are literally systematically and mechanically geared against finding subscribers (men) proper matches (gotta keep the money coming), along with the added effects social media has on young women, and probably some other factors I haven’t considered.

>>211447443
>saving the lives of parasites of the state is contributing to humanity
lol

>>211451555
A woman you put it in her fuckhole. You are not a virgin, but raw sex is obviously way better.

>>211455729
its going to get worse when they over rely on AI to craft their ideal personality, but when the training wheels come off and they have to have a conversation their spaghetti will explode from all pockets.

>>211444731
spent my high school years getting bullied by girls because i was ugly. apparently i'm handsome now but that experience never goes away.

that, and i stopped giving a shit.

It’s so easy to have sex holy shit how do you retards mess it up so bad?

>>211456181
How is it easy? I can't even get to a single damn kiss

>>211456296
How ugly are you?

>>211448985
Steve's character was a near completely alone aside from watching TV with his neighbors and he was happier when he got friends that pushed him for something more out of life advancing his job and his own personality also bettered those people around him.

>>211456396
Not ugly, obviously not handsome either. Average both in looks and height.

>>211454603
Something sounds very wrong with those girls, almost nobody waits that long before sex these days

>>211449537

It's doable if you're debt free and have a little generational wealth. When there isn't a woman in your life, there also isn't a massive money sink and you can spend your money more constructively on important things like action figures and video games.

>>211451088
>I swear it turned me into a pedophile
Interesting defence but I'm not sure the jury will buy it

>obsessed with losing my virginity for years
>finally hired an escort
>sex feels completely and utterly underwhelming

Intimacy and being desired is the real panacea. Sex is a giant meme. I'd be happy in a sexless marriage desu.

>>211457738
some people just don't have that high of a libido. incompatible libidos breaks marriages.

>>211457761
A couple should know about each others libidos before getting married for this reason

>>211456181
reminder to my fellow virgin anons, when someone posts "its so easy", this is because they are tall.

This anon is more than likely a tall man, and thus cannot understand how his fellow men can struggle

i am pushing 40 and after being single so long, my worry is that i still want 16-25 year old girls. i aged, they did not.

>>211458048

Reminder that the number one, single most important PHYSICAL male attractiveness trait is height, and it's not close.* Large numbers of /r9k/ users falsely believe it to be facial aesthetics or similar.

*this leaves aside "non-physical" or non-bodily things like social power, money, "charisma", etc.

>>211458202
yep, exactly

you could be a big obese ogre, as long as your tall.

women want to feel """safe""" and their primal cavewoman instincts like it when their male is huge. their stupid brains make them think he is capable of defending them from predators and will give them large strong children

they also all have daddy issues

>>211445748
hey I mean even if he's not with a 10/10 wife - the pain is that they can easily seem like a nice person or supportive wife for an occasion, but be a total bitch at home

>>211458324

They also get promoted at work very, very easily.