Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:32:56 PM No.211447955
Go to that “hidden gem” you saw on TikTok with 800k views and $18 apps. Order the pasta because someone called it “gas.” Take a photo, post nothing, feel nothing.
Have a $14 IPA at 4 PM because vibes > responsibilities. Visit a neighborhood you’ve only seen in Zillow listings. Talk to someone whose whole personality is crypto.
Get the steak rare because you think it makes you interesting. Slurp an oyster for content. Order a negroni because of a meme from two years ago. Have two, still feel empty.
Watch the new Netflix show that’s just recycled plotlines and trauma bait. Sit through the latest Marvel filler so you can say “mid” in the group chat.
Tip 20% to feel like a good person. Text your friend “let’s catch up” and mute their reply. Romanticize your burnout. You're not healing, you're just spending.
Have a $14 IPA at 4 PM because vibes > responsibilities. Visit a neighborhood you’ve only seen in Zillow listings. Talk to someone whose whole personality is crypto.
Get the steak rare because you think it makes you interesting. Slurp an oyster for content. Order a negroni because of a meme from two years ago. Have two, still feel empty.
Watch the new Netflix show that’s just recycled plotlines and trauma bait. Sit through the latest Marvel filler so you can say “mid” in the group chat.
Tip 20% to feel like a good person. Text your friend “let’s catch up” and mute their reply. Romanticize your burnout. You're not healing, you're just spending.
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