*Leans back in his $3,000 Herman Miller*
*Feels the aircon blow on his head*
*Sighs*
My life fucking sucks

>>211448213 (OP)
t. has nothing in his life beyond material comfort

this is a viral marketing thread for some sort of shit chair brand. sage.

>>211448414
Sounds like you could use some omega 3 supplements from sports research, anon. They promote healthy brain function, which you seem to lack.

Man... A cubicle... I want one of those so much... I'm currently forced to look at my coworkers in an open office, i can't even slack and browse 4chin

Norwegian prison cell.

>>211448341
He had his karate on channel 4 tho

Only time I've ever been thankful for air con blowing on my head at work was when I lived in Brisbane. You don't need that shit in non meme countries

>>211448213 (OP)
Someone who has never had a job wrote this post

>>211448213 (OP)
Look it this way: in 30 years people will look at 2025 as a lost paradise.

>>211448213 (OP)
>t. posted by a true rube

guys like you go trawling reddit in your 40s-50s looking for advice because your life just blew up after your "former-model" wife left you for the poolboy and took the kids and now you're reeling because "you did everything right" and still lost in your stupid, scripted little life

>>211449320

>>211448213 (OP)
fuck off shill

>>211449132
this. fuck having 3 different bosses giving you shit. I've had to deal with 2 already. I'd go postal

>>211449320
>God help me
God ain't helping no one. Guy needs to stop bitching and help himself

>>211448341
I don't even have that which is the problem
My feet FUCKING hurt and the broken springs in my mattress are poking me again
I have to work tomorrow too and I'm still worried about my two molars that broke open this year, looks like they already had cavities below the gum line so I shouldn't be worried about sepsis at this point now that I can actually clean them and use mouthwash and still there's no pain, but having them just open still unnerves me
And the sink keeps stopping up and I keep having to try and fix it and my hand is cramping and the AC makes my electric bill more expensive but it gets so hot and sticky without it
I want to sit or lie down all day and just work on a computer and not talk to anyone but my software degree isn't any good without specific industry skills I don't have and was never taught and am too tired to learn

oh and I think more in a day than most of you will in a lifetime and watch my own original kinos in my head while I'm at work so don't act like this is some philosophical void thing to want to feel good and be comfortable

>>211449132
>>211449519
Neither of you have ever done manual labor for money

>>211449320
retards like you and the fag in your clip should be forced to subsistence farm to live until you despair and die or stop being so spoiled
tired of hearing from you

>>211448414
Wat

>>211449768
found the life scripter who got btfo. take it to /r/relationships bro

>>211448652
You couldn’t in a cubicle either

Office space is a movie about a guy about to be laid off from a job that was only ever temporary by efficiency consultants hired by his company to justify terminating people they hired specifically for a short term job, who were hired under false pretenses at the time, believing they had landed permanent employment. His job was to manually edit raw code to not shit itself when the year rolled over to 2000 from 1999, under supervision of eight different bosses.

>>211448213 (OP)
> *gets a free on demand latte from the machine*
AAAAAHH IM GONNA FREAK

Having to interact with HR, CEOs and any other person who gets paid more than you while you don't even know what their position abbreviation means or what he actually does for 8h a day makes everyone miserable.
That's why programming is entertaining but working as a programmer is dreadful.

>>211448213 (OP)
He would be looking at job ads one day after he got home from swinging a sledge hammer

>>211450538
This is further intensified when you know your superiors cannot do your job

>>211450850
It gets even better when you are also doing part of theirs.