Small world, isn't it, Dink? What's the matter, a little *short* on backup? See, when other persons of smallness don't back up other POS's, it gets me so mad I realize maybe I wasn't cut out to be the bigger man. Instead, I'm gonna go low this time. You're about to discover why they call me WARwick...

I bet he can kick half of /tv/ posters' ass

>>211449404
If they bent down at least

>>211449404
If he jumps he might be able to slap a /tv/ poster's ass.

>>211450257
He can facebutt it.

Hello Mr. Davis. I want to play a game. The game is simple: right now, you are in an empty pickle jar, from which the top has been left open. Your aim in this game is to simply climb out to freedom. You may wish to hurry though, as the jar has been placed in the sink, beneath a leaky faucet. The water levels will rise drop by drop until you're treading water, the glass walls growing slippery with moisture, leaving you trapped in a pool as stagnant as your career.
Live or die. Make your choice.