Thread 211454878 - /tv/ [Archived: 1329 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:04:55 PM No.211454878
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ITT: movies that make absolutely zero fucking sense
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:05:46 PM No.211454907
>>211454878 (OP)
Go fuck yourself
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:07:53 PM No.211454983
no
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>>211454907
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mr. bruh its back
6/14/2025, 8:08:51 PM No.211455015
>>211454878 (OP)
Yes, but it was ok. Honestly, I liked it. They don't explain it well, but yes, MC is the same person in many characters. He just loses his memory at some point, which is why he can't recognize himself. LOL
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:09:44 PM No.211455050
I hate time loop movies so much, they're the most pointless stories, who the fuck cares?
Dunkaccino
6/14/2025, 8:14:08 PM No.211455196
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>>211454878 (OP)
>The guy Iโ€™ve spent almost every waking hour with for years is madly in love with me so Iโ€™m going to have to kill him
?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:17:16 PM No.211455302
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>>211455196
Thought it said Disco Piss from the thumbnail
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:21:34 PM No.211455431
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>>211454878 (OP)
>what if currency was... TIME???!!!
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:28:07 PM No.211455635
>>211455015
i havent seen in some years but it makes sense from what i recall. its a paradox movie, everything is in the perfect order that the guy never figures anything out till the end where he goes crazy due to constant time travel(its explained in movie)

he is his own father too right? thru the whole movie he doesnt know its his future self he is chasing cause he can never see the persons face. he never loses his memory
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:54:28 PM No.211456525
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Supposedly they forgot to shoot 15% of the scenes and it shows.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:57:09 PM No.211456606
>>211455431
How did it not make sense to you
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:58:55 PM No.211456665
>>211454983
>>211454907
they're explaining the movie, actually
Dunkaccino
6/14/2025, 9:02:09 PM No.211456782
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>>211455302
Kek
>>211455431
>Another movie in which Cillian Murphy fucking dies in the dumbest way possible
This trope sucks
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:29:20 PM No.211457766
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>>211456525
>using the sensible poster
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:32:15 PM No.211457874
>>211455635
Yes, his/her unique physiology is because he is both his own mother and father due to the time paradox.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:43:14 PM No.211458310
shit movie
shit movie
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>yes our daughter is weird and strange
>yes you may take your sister to that clearly adult party
>no will not do anything about the fact the sad wife just performed witchcraft and traumatized our whiny and already traumatized son
>do not question why the fire first burns the wife and then the dumbass husband
>yes the movies premise was a satanic ritual to make the whiny son possessed by a demon king

Hands down one of the most overrated movies in human history and the only people who hype it are pretentious artsy fags.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:49:35 PM No.211458540
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It's been a while since I've watched it, but when the young guy kills himself at the end to prevent his older self from killing the kid, how did the entire movie beforehand happen? Like if he killed himself when he was young then he would've never gotten old in the first place
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:49:32 PM No.211460571
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:56:42 PM No.211460822
>>211458540
This is an extremely stupid thing to post. Why would that have undone the movie? If you really donโ€™t get it. Time travel flicks might not be for you.
The question you should be asking is how is it possible that in one timeline he kills himself when sent back but in another he doesnโ€™t and the film happens.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:58:43 PM No.211460889
>>211460571
When I watched this I thought it was too abstract and hazy for the sake of it, but years later I watched Lost Highway and realized that there's a point and coherence to his movies.
Or maybe it was just Lost Highway and MD wasn't supposed to make much sense.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:09:11 PM No.211461272
keep going
keep going
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>>211454878 (OP)
Makes perfect sense He is a temporal agent tasked with stopping mass casualty events. He goes back in time and bangs a woman while on assignment, which gets her pregnant. She gives up the baby for work. Turns out she's a hermaphrodite, and to save her life she gets a surgery eliminating her female parts making her now fully a man. The man becomes a temporal agent. The man eventually tracks down the bomber. The bomber is himself from the future who has gone crazy from jumping through time too often. The baby he gave up back when he was a woman/hermaphrodite grows up and meets a man, bangs him and gets pregnant. He is himself. He is also his own mother. He is also his own father. He is also a mad bomber. And he is also the one sent to stop himself
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:31 PM No.211461593
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>>211454878 (OP)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:53 PM No.211462289
>>211461272
hermaphrodites dont at the same time have female internal organs and male organs
the gonads either remain as ovaries or get differentiated as testies
mutt education detected
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:36:44 PM No.211462318
>>211462289
Has nothing to do with education, that's how it works in the movie
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:59 PM No.211462972
>>211460571
I always felt these films were to movies what abstraction is to paintings
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:02 PM No.211463059
>>211462289
3rd world migrant trying to blend in detected.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/pharmacology-toxicology-and-pharmaceutical-science/true-hermaphroditism
mr. bruh its back
6/14/2025, 11:59:11 PM No.211463229
>>211455635
>he never loses his memory
Really?? So it makes no sense that he didn't recognize himself at some crucial points in the story because it was his own life.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:13 AM No.211463354
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This movie was pretty stupid.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:33:32 AM No.211464771
>>211454878 (OP)
This is litterally just an author jacking himself off over if he can get the dumbest bullshit you can imagine made into a publishable story

It's also pushing the time travel, trans agenda as well so you know it was going to be made by hollywood.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:02 AM No.211466238
>>211463229
at every point in the movie the future self recognises the past self, but the past self doesn't recognise the future self because they eventually get facial reconstruction surgery because of the bomb
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:44 AM No.211467453
>>211460571
The only thing good about this movie is the lesbian scenes
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:37:31 AM No.211467535
The shrouds
The matrix
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:37 AM No.211467757
>>211454878 (OP)
this movie is based on a thought experiment in the book Hyperspace by Michio Kaku.
it's an implausible story because sex change does not work the way it is depicted in the story/movie.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:41 AM No.211468641
>>211454878 (OP)
it makes sense, it's just completely devoid of entertainment unless you have an AGP fetish
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:04:29 AM No.211468670
>>211460571
I really never found this confusing, it's not super clear but all the pieces are there and if you think for 1 minutes you can easily understand much of it
mr. bruh its back
6/15/2025, 2:16:32 AM No.211469135
>>211466238
It still doesn't make sense.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:30:18 AM No.211472301
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>>211454878 (OP)
all the actors in this movie have no clue what the fuck are they doing and what was the story about