Thread 211458688 - /tv/ [Archived: 1421 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:53:35 PM No.211458688
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Now that the dust has finally settled...Sam and Frodo were definitely gay for each other, right?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:09:02 PM No.211459256
>>211458688 (OP)
woman detected
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:09:57 PM No.211459284
No anon they were not. Sam literally gets his dream gf at the end.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:11:58 PM No.211459351
>>211458688 (OP)
No you absolute degenerate jew
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.211459400
>>211458688 (OP)
Anyone who went through great danger with other men (e.g. soldiers, miners, etc) build up a very deep camaraderie. It's just as deep as love with a woman, but in a different way.

You will trust each other with your life, and will die to save each other. It is a brotherly love- something people outside such experiences will never understand and just say it's "creepy" or "gay." This is also why a lot of military vets get suicidal depression, because they miss this bond with other men, and society doesn't understand it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:22:54 PM No.211459710
>>211458688 (OP)
>t. woman, faggot or jew
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:32:00 PM No.211462128
>>211459284
>local wench
>dream gf
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:52 PM No.211462244
>>211458688 (OP)
most of the fellowship were gay lol.
frodo/sam
aragorn/legolas
legolas/gimli
gandal xD
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:53 PM No.211462290
>>211459284
getting married and having kids does not mean you are not gay, there's tons of fags who marry and have kids just to make people think they are not gay, but they are still fucking men like there's no tomorrow.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:37:15 PM No.211462340
>>211458688 (OP)
>any kind of bond between men is gay
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:38:03 PM No.211462371
>>211458688 (OP)
if it's a faithful adaptation then yes

>>211459284
ah you mean his beard
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:42:35 PM No.211462573
>>211458688 (OP)
Men in media can never really just be close friends anymore without Amerimutts assuming they're gay.
It's the same thing with the 1990s Moomins anime as soon as Mutt fags discovered it
>HUR DUR MOOMIN AND SNUFKIN ARE GAY!.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:44:05 PM No.211462631
>>211458688 (OP)
They loved each other, but they didnt have lust for each other.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:25 PM No.211462672
>>211462244
legolas is a slut jesus
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:46:26 PM No.211462719
>>211458688 (OP)
Frodo probably was to be quite honest, you could see the yearning in his eyes whenever he looked at Sam.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:46:51 PM No.211462733
>>211462244
gimli is straight
legolas wanted that dwarf cock but gimli stood strong
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:46:53 PM No.211462736
>>211462573
yes, this is what happens when your whole culture is blacks and gays
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:49:19 PM No.211462823
>ITT faggots who think letting your best buddy rest his head in your lap is NOT gay
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:51:30 PM No.211462915
>>211462823
is it still gay to cradle your friend's head in your arms if he's dying?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:13 AM No.211463854
>>211462915
>Sam also sleeps with Frodo's head in his lap several times during their journey, kisses his hand or cheek on numerous occasions, and feels torn between his master and his wife.
so not gay!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:13 AM No.211465048
>>211462736
Isn't there (((someone))) (((you're))) forgetting, (((anon)))?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:29 AM No.211465135
>>211459284
>>211462128
She was getting pumped all the time Sammy was travelling with Frodo.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:07:04 AM No.211466239
When it got chilly at night they were definitely using eachothers asses as handwarmers. If it was for survival then it arguably wasn’t gay
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:14 AM No.211466320
imagine being gay in medieval times?
>fuck someone's crusty asshole
>dick is all covered in shit
>can't properly clean it since soap is a luxury
>get syphilis and die
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:16:25 AM No.211469129
>>211458688 (OP)
>Sam and Frodo were definitely gay for each

what would have happened, if Sam tried putting on the ring but ..... not on his finger?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:53:57 AM No.211470779
>>211458688 (OP)
These books are anti immigration and anti Indian. I'd like to burn all the first editions and bury the ashes.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:01:46 AM No.211471142
scouring of the shire but it's Sam and the gang trying to get Rosie's OnlyFans banned so he has a shot
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:04:26 AM No.211471257
>>211459284
The town whore? That's like marrying Bonnie blue to prove you're not gay
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:09:40 AM No.211471440
>>211466320
Sounds amazing. Slava Ukraini.