Thread 211463092 - /tv/ [Archived: 1140 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:55:53 PM No.211463092
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>Maybe the real freedom... were the friends we made along the way... *dies*
Lol!
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:02 PM No.211463223
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>>211463092 (OP)
>Maybe the real nutty putty were the men who get to fuck my wife while I bleed and die
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:57 AM No.211463386
>>211463223
lmao he went into nutty putty and his wife gets the nutty putty, it's like poetry
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:15 AM No.211465490
>>211463092 (OP)
What if he built a fucking raft though?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:42 AM No.211465632
>>211463092 (OP)
fuck, I love this movie

my dutch grandmother was always a real penny-pincher. Never went out for dinners, wore thrifted clothing, only ever watched movies on cable etc. But one day she called me up and asked if I wanted to go to a movie.

I guess she saw Sean Penn on the Oprah show or something, and thought the premise for the movie sounded interesting. I was 16, agreed to go with her, and it's still my single greatest memory of watching film in my lifetime.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:07 AM No.211465645
>>211465490
Why didn't he walk down the river until he found a spot that he could cross? Beats starving to death
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:32 AM No.211465910
>>211463092 (OP)
.....i just didn't like it. I don't like sean Penn. I dont like vince vaughn. I dont like eddie vedder. I found it insincere. I obviously didn't hate it as i've watched it 2-3 times. I think his sister's (jena malone's) voice-over was the worst part.
It could have been great.
I didn't like hirsch and I wondered why his career came to nothing ("Hirsch was charged with aggravated assault after attacking and attempting to strangle a female Paramount Pictures executive with his bare hands on January 25, 2015"). oh dear. B...b....b....based?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:57 AM No.211465930
>>211465645
That too
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:03 AM No.211466057
>>211465632
its a pretty good movie , good music , emotional ,
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:10 AM No.211466063
>>211465910
I just found out that he played Charles Manson in the last Tarantino movie. Could never have recognized him. Always hated him anyway.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:12 AM No.211466282
>>211463223
>John's father, Leon, walked her down the aisle.

BRUTAL
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:26 AM No.211466470
>>211465910
The problem is that the guy was obviously a fucking idiot, but the movie can't dunk on him in any way and has to make him look good at all times. All the pretentious faggotry that him and his sister spout is played 100% straight, it just doesn't work.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:15:49 AM No.211466603
>>211466282
*hits pipe
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:19:24 AM No.211469249
>>211465632

Based post anon.
Cherish memories like this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:29:17 AM No.211469659
>>211465632
Cool blog post but nobody asked
Ridley Scott
6/15/2025, 2:31:10 AM No.211469738
There were no other people there. Did he make friends with the bear that ate him?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:32:31 AM No.211469807
>>211463223
Did his uncle help guide her new husband in on the honeymoon?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:24:14 AM No.211472057
it was art
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:27:24 AM No.211472187
>>211465645
>>211465490
He didn’t know where he was because he couldn’t read a map, a compass, or walk in a straight line. He called the bus “magic” because he thought he was dozens, if not hundreds of miles from a road, when he died a mile from a highway on a hunt trail.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:38:12 AM No.211472626
>>211465645

IIRC there was a cable line between two towers with a passenger basket that you could use to cross the river. It was less than a mile from his location but he did not have a proper map (he had a driving map) so he was apparently unaware of it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:55:07 AM No.211473325
>>211472626
Even if he had a map, he didn’t know how to read it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:56:54 AM No.211473406
>>211463223
jesus christ
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:06:12 AM No.211473797
>>211463092 (OP)

FYI they had to move the real bus out of there since it became a magnet for idiots. At least two people drowned trying to cross the river to get to it just because it was famous from the story.

https://youtu.be/v_YwbypR9gM
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:07:57 AM No.211473865
>>211463223
He explored so many caves, but not his girlfriend's.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:10:14 AM No.211473966
>>211463223
let this be a lesson to any who would risk their lives doing dumb shit like diving into a tiny hole in the ground