>I drank the vodka
Why would he admit this in a government hearing?

This movie is pretty good but I hate all the scenes with the woman he ends up hooking up with. The movie comes to a screeching halt any time she's on the screen

>>211466543 (OP)
he had sworn to tell the truth.

>im currently drunk at this very moment
Wouldn’t that make his testimony inadmissible?

>>211466543 (OP)
>I gave the kid a few drinks before his final exam
Why would a schoolteacher do this?

>>211466543 (OP)
The liquor was calling the shots.

>>211466543 (OP)
brilliant defense. all inadmissable since he was under the influence during testimony.

Is this the thread?

>>211466543 (OP)
personally i value results more than how they're achieved. he was drunk as fuck and saved a plane full of people. give him 2 medals.

>>211466543 (OP)
Technically he could have avoided jail time if he wanted. Evidence used at this hearing would be inadmissible in a criminal court so they'd have to prove he drank the vodka without his testimony which would be basically impossible.

>>211466846

>>211466846
>fuck Elisabeth Shue
>still want to die
ruined the immersion for me

druk kings, what are we drinking/watching/listening to?

erdinger watching the best of times with robin williams and kurt russell

>>211467329
i feel bad for anyone who doesn't have access to Kilt Lifter and this.

>is this the thread?
>what are we drinkin’ boys
>oh my heckin science I lovee alcoholarino

>>211466600
perfectly representing the way this type of relationship feels like

>>211466543 (OP)
I drank a Four Loko and took a Percocet. Four Loko is disgusting.

>>211466846
fraid so

>>211467329
Solo with vodka / random music

>>211467671
>>stop liking things
isildur.jpg

>>211467671
I look like this and drink those beers

>>211467712
went to this party once. they had a vodka punch bowl. unbeknowest to me someone spiked the bowl with a four loko.
i got blackout drunk, did not fuck this cute girl there, and woke up in my bed with vomit on my shoes. my friend picked me up, thank christ.

>>211466675
IIRC this wasn't actually court right? It was the flight associations board or whatever the fuck. They were trying to get a full accounting of the events which would've led to a lawsuit or trial

>>211467945
Nah, everyone who posts in these threads is a cuck.
>OHHHHH BOY DRUK THREAD WHO IS EATING PIZZA WITH RANCH TONIGHT? WHO IS MESSAGING SINGLE MOMS ON DATING APPS TONIGHT? IT’S ALL HAPPENING HERE IN THE WHALE THREAD

>Niggers are incredibly excellent especially at piloting aircrafts and being responsible for hundreds of lives, and whitey needs to let them be drunk and on crack while doing these deeds
Bravo Zemeck!

>>211466846
>>211467329
I literally just finished watching Druk for the first time whilst hammered on vodka. What a film

Why didn't he just lie to avoid jailtime, was he retarded?

>>211468161
Nice blog post, what’s your tumblr link?

>>211468204
Don't be mean anon

>>211468043
It was an NTSB hearing. Executive branch agency.

>>211468204
Who pissed in your cornflakes?

>>211468204
>Tumblr in current year

>>211467104
i don't think that's how it works. if an executive or congressional hearing resulted in testimony being inadmissible, it would be gamed by unscrupulous people admitting to murders and shit while under oath.

I hate the spins, is there a way to not get head spins? Does certain alcohol not give that feeling as much?

>>211468761
Never really thought about it but it's been years since I got the spins

353 days sober. All I feel is muted despair. All I want is to disappear into the bottle again and never get out.

>>211468887
The upside of being teetotal is that I'm not dead. The downside of being teetotal is I'm so fucking bored I wish I was dead

>>211468887
i'm 3 days sober and i already want to end myself

>>211469148
Boredom and a mind now lucid enough to really think about how I humiliated myself and destroyed my life with alcohol.

>>211469293
Just stay off. It's better than dying from it. Past a certain point that's the choice you're faced with. If I get to wanting to die I'll go out a much faster way than falling off the wagon.

>>211467671
kek. IPA trannies need the rope.

>>211469554
> how I humiliated myself and destroyed my life with alcohol
Humiliation leads to humility and being humble is a key to this problem

>>211467329
going to drink another Guiness and watch The Town

>>211469760
I have never had an ounce of self esteem. I didn't need any more humility.

>>211468161
WHAT A LIFE

>>211469912
Nothing to do with self esteem. Addiction is partly an ego disease. It's all about what you 'need' or what you want and fuck everything else

kinda want to drink champanye straight from the bottle tonight while I watch interviews

Got an OLED switch 1 for less than a series S and enjoying it, currently on first playthrough of botw and thinking about what else to get. Any recs?

I like playing handheld and switching to TV and if this continues might get a sw2 end of the year, depending on what exclusives release by then

i was able to quit coffee but not alcohol. when i dont drink i literally have nothing to look forward to

>>211470941
wrong thread sorry lads - i am 5 days sober btw

>>211466543 (OP)
>I smoked the ganja. I ate the edibles. I did that b-because I'm a stoner.

>>211470941
Hyrule warriors.

>>211471122
Checked. Good job, anon. You can do it.

Hello, old friends.
Vodka/soda with lime
Copious dabs
Cribbage with wife
BBQ pork chops and potato salad
WHAT A LIFE

>>211466543 (OP)
https://youtu.be/kftNcODDHjM?t=35
its like this

>>211466751
Any high functioning alcoholic knows that the entire premise of this film is junk. You can't stay mildly drunk at all times outside of sleep, tolerance buildup simply won't allow it. At some point the pleasant inebriation of drinking will completely disappear until you're basically sober with a bad headache and dehydration

>>211467532
Dude! This is the best fucking beer I’ve ever had. Man it’s been so long.. 10 years since I’ve had it.

>>211468161
Did you start crying at the end like I did?

>>211471465
Looks good and has a free demo - will check it out thanks anon

>>211471657
Thank you based motivator, wish I could drink without eventually doing it all the time and blowing up my life but it just keeps happening - still a druk at heart though

>27 days sober

>>211472529
May aswell have a drink to celebrate this milestone

>>211468761
Water but in a few years you will not deal with them anymore. 1 water/drink til then.

>>211472569
liquor stores are all closed and I hate going to bars

11 months sober and hating every second. I sit outside liquor stores in my car waiting for them to close a few nights a week. Anyways, can you guys share a story about the biggest fuck up you made while being drunk?

>>211470572
Fun stuff make sure its cold

>>211471465
Based.
>>211471826
Great Saturday.
>>211472677
I posted it on 420chan/hooch/, i bet i can find it on archive.ph

>>211467329
I was watching casino but my kids started being niggers so we paused it after he gets married and I drank three shots of 99 bananas with a monaco and took 10mg of THC gummie. Listening to electric wizard, kids watching frozen, wife cooking a giant ham. Gonna stay on modelos and monacos for the night probably.

>>211472832
Find it post it

>>211472677
i dont have any stories, but this video is helpful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocSPQp49DtQ
learning what alcohol actually does to your brain makes it seem like a jewish trick. i just drink on my own though so i dont have any funny stories of doing things with other people.

>>211468603
It is how it works. It's exactly how Bill Cosby got out, they used civil court evidence during his criminal court trial. It doesn't mean he can never be tried for the rapes, it just means the trial has to be thrown out unless they start over with other evidence.

>>211467329
had 8 chouffes and some jager now just some pilsner at 4am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl7VfKYbRjg&list=RDTl7VfKYbRjg&start_radio=1

Not mine but found it:
I ended up drinking with this girl who lives near me. I was drunk, but she was fuckin gone. She kept mixing the schnapps I brought over with this shine this dude who lives in the same building as her makes. A disgusting and potent combination. We ended up going for a walk to sober up, but I had to pretty much carry her the whole time. We ran into some dude she knows when we went to get tea and he was like 'uhh, let me know if you need someone to walk you home.' I'm pretty sure he thought I Bill Cosby'd her.
When we got back to her place we started to get undressed and I'm an IV drug user so I kinda hoped her seeing my trackmarks would be enough to turn her off from me. The first thing she does when I show them to her is LICK MY FUCKING TRACKMARKS. She was trying to be sexy I guess? But it was pretty gross. I think she was just so plastered she had no idea what she was looking at.
Anyway, I couldn't even get it up so we just kinda rolled around in the sheets. Also she kept biting me? Like really hard. I'm fucking covered in bite marks right now. I've got one on my fucking eyebrow.

Anyway, I'm trying to drink this memory down into the depths of my conscious right now so BUMP.

>>211473017
This is me 2017:
weekend was good.

>Friday I got off work early and drank a steel reserve tall boy right after
>Then hung out at the bar watching people play slots and chilling with the owner until my friend got home
>We got really fucking stoned and played gears of war til 1am
>Saturday I drove to my gf's house
>bought a six pack of Revolution Little Crazy IPA
>started drinking some and helped her with her website
>fucked on the couch while watching golf
>went out and shot some pool
>went to the local symphony orchestra
>got beer and wings nearby
>came home and passed out
>woke up today and drove home
>cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, truck, showered and did laundry
>3rd titos and tonic, waiting on someone to come pick up the truck
>then wondering who i can get weed from and drinking liquor all night
I hope to talk to you guys again before friday, because next weekend is gonna be a big one with football and concerts.

>>211474987
WHAT A LIFE

>>211472677
Youre supposed to replace drinking with something else. Congrats on 11 months sober though. The alternative is worse.

>>211472677
Was drunk and ran into a couple jews yesterday and started telling them death to Israel and they agreed and tried to give me affirming knucks which I told them to fuck off

>>211468083
>WHO IS EATING PIZZA WITH RANCH TONIGHT? WHO IS MESSAGING SINGLE MOMS ON DATING APPS TONIGHT?
sounds kino

I have a two week old daughter (merryhittingthepipe.png) and a 3.5 year old. I'm on the garage drinking for the first time in like a month. Can't get fully tanked but wish I was drunk. Miss the game,bros

>>211475809
I forgot to mention I'm trans and also from israel

I'm 5 days sober. It's the longest I've gone in 2 years. I feel like shit and I owe 60 on my credit card from buying alcohol that I can't pay back. I don't want to ask my mom for money but I'm going to have to. I hate this.

>>211473092
>Professor Nutt
haha what a nut!

>>211475963
60 isnt that bad anon (i have multiple outstanding at the moment much higher than that), alcoholism has absolutely tanked my credit as at some point when its all collapsed I just start hoarding all money because I know theres no more coming and pay nothing

>>211475679
Literally had no idea how good i had it but that was 8 years ago. My roommate theb is now some bigshot in Colombia and I married my gf but shes basically paralyzed.

>>211476157
No I know it could be worse but I have absolutely no money to my name. I apply for jobs but no one calls back. It's more about the shame of having to ask my mom for it when she knows why I'm in debt in the first place. She's a good mom and I hate being a fuck up. But oh well. I'd sell my phone but then I'd have nothing left.

>>211466543 (OP)
I’m drinking the coors

>>211468312
Yeah so they're just gathering evidence and testimony. They can't actually convict him of anything. He'd be tried in court right after.

>>211476339
How old are you

>>211476339
I'm sure things will look up for you, im not sure you would but if you have a vehicle maybe look into the delivery apps but if not just keep applying. Theres no shame in leaning on family in hard times if you're making an effort to improve your situation, we all make mistakes and addition is a cunt

Stumbled into some Voodoo Lesbian party last night, I was dropping off some mushrooms and I bought some xanax and a little weed. I got offered beer by my clearly drunk dealer and her also drunk entourage of the sapphic sort. Ended up drinking rum and got one of them really high for the first time, but I had to babysit her in the bathroom and hold her hair. My dealer also stripped naked for no reason at one point and after a bong hit I looked up and there is a writhing person sandwhich on the couch next to me and all these females are just making out.
Some crazy shit so I kept sipping my rum.
One of them turned out to be someone I knew online, what a fucking small world.
I didn't wake up hungover so I'm sipping on some vodka and drinking some sparkling water after my breakfast bowl.
What the fuck is my life.

>>211476339
post you’re Venmo and I’ll spot you $60

>>211466600
Which one? The Latina or the redhead?

A fifth down and I feel nothing. Maybe a little buzz.

So I'm working an 11 hour shift today. I got my work done in secret like 2 nights ago and never told anyone, so I'm just chilling for the rest of the day. I've been here since 9 and put the finishing touches on my projects a few hours ago, the next 3 hours are just me, my pizza and cheap 7/11 steel reserves. SLAYER, I love all of you so much.

>>211466600
Theyre designated for you to go get a drink anon

its 04:35 and the birds are chirrping and it's starting to get light outside.
i just wanna blast tune into my headphones and stuff :(

>>211477251
are you indian living in the uk

>>211477284
nah I'm just britbog being retarded and drunk, living in souf of UK

>>211477251
>>211477321
good morning, sir

>>211473092
good stuff.
I watched it up until the point the guy started hawking his scam beverage

>>211477377
Begone, Paki.

>>211477425
FUCK YOU BLOODY

>>211477649
i'll bloody bitch ye basterds swears on me mums

>>211477251
this is the worst

>>211476784
hoochiemomma

>>211477757
yeah fucking sucks, but still rolling with it. looks like a normal morning right now, 04:53, eh.

also check 'em.

>>211477699
YOU BLOODY BASTERD BITCH YOU BLOODY FUCK YOU! BLOODY NO

Get it on status?

>>211466901
This is like another form of the breakfast question
>But the chamber was empty this time
Yes, but what if it wasn't? What if the chamber had contained a live round this time?
>But it didn't

>>211477793
No matches

>>211467532
I prefer this

Post, you shits!

>trying to lose weight and get /fit/ again
>nothing important on tomorrow
>just want to order two pizzas, a pack of ciggies, get blitzed and watch some LVT kino

It's not quite 5pm yet.... I'm so tempted brehs

>>211472677
I lost my career of 10 years because I leaned fully into being an alchie. I was doordashing vodka to myself in public parks.

>>211477251
>>211477321
morning buddy

>>211479504
hi

>>211479504
I had 8 pints on friday
I could smell them in my shits yesterday. maybe I cant process wheat or whatever the fuck is in them anymore

>>211481818
Henlo. Drink more.
>>211481862
When you shit is there yellow mucus-like stuff in the toilet bowl? Thats you shitting out bile from your liver. Not a good sign.

>>211481985
>When you shit is there yellow mucus-like stuff in the toilet bowl?
no

>>211472461
NTA but a close friend died in 2021 so yes, I did.

>>211477284
I'm Indian living in the UK.

>>211472677
There's nothing wrong with having a beer every now and then. You deserve to relax with a nice cold one. Don't let people try to guilt you into doing what makes you feel good

>>211472786
update: champanye was removed from the freezer and is currently extremely kino

>>211481985
>Henlo. Drink more.
thx just did
i'm drunk right now
Here's some kino

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0vP1r1DCz6w
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=0TOxhzAm7fY
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg

Alcoholics are such annoying faggots. Anyone can get sloshed on a week day, you aren't special. Just a enjoy a fucking beer or whatever and get on with it

>>211483794
Thanks for the bump, but we’re getting into Euro hours. This might be the last (You) you bait for a long time.

>>211468083
WHAT A LIFE!

>>211483794
yea but can anybody get shithoused on EVERY weekday toughguy? you?? that's what I thought shitdick

>>211484174
>>211484174
Seriously tho, what’s wrong with that?
Soon enough you’ll be eating pizza with single moms in person while watching kino and getting /druk/.
Trust me, they love that.
WHAT A LIFE