OFFICIAL STREAM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTH9p7Gl5ME

Donny is hosting a military parade in Washington DC for the Army's 250's birthday.

>>211467136 (OP)
NO KINGS

>>211467203

>>211467136 (OP)
Me and the dog were out in Virginia and a ton of awesome bombers and old fighters flew over. The bombers had propellers and they sound really different than newer planes

do i have to be an army autist to enjoy this? it's pretty boring

>>211467136 (OP)
Pretty cringe. What are we a third world country?

>>211467136 (OP)
>less viewers than the fucking pc gamer showcase
LOL

>>211467136 (OP)
this is fucking some gaylord old soviet block horseshit and reeks of desperation

>>211467371
You guys got your talking points this morning? It's a 250th anniversary celebration and youre trooning out as usual

military parades can be kino but burgers clearly suck at it

>>211467357
It's just not done very well, but also yes.

>US military parade
>it looks like a superbowl ad

im honor of all our friends in israel

>>211467136 (OP)
DC has felt much emptier than usual for a Saturday. I think a lot of people are staying away because of this event.

DRONES
SAVE MY UMAC DON JUNIOR

>>211467300
>low decoupler incapable of understanding averages don't apply only when you want them to

>>211467771
jesus fucking christ

>Americans when they have to walk instead of drive

>>211467771
the only smile i've seen this entire time

>>211467595
even superbowl ads have more energy than this lol
>instrumental version of popular songs

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.

>soldiers can’t march
>announcer struggles to read out loud
>brought to you by Coinbase and palantir
Pure cinema

>>211467837
wtf, why not actually march? the Chinese army marches and it's not like they do full-on goosestepping

>>211467771
we did it /r/the_donald, we solved racism!

aww i love the robot dogs <3

>>211467994
the only thing so far that's been worth

Why didn't they pre-record the commentary instead of having this retard who can't even read

>>211467136 (OP)

cute lil tank desu

>>211467136 (OP)
>>211467837
holy shit this is pathetic and depressing. where’s the energy?

>>211467736
Why do libtards keep getting btfo by science?
https://bpspsychub.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bjso.12665

>>211467771
>>211467837
We are fucked.

>You and a buddy get drafted into WW3
>You go to the front lines
>He becomes the band's french horn player

How pissed would you be

this shit is so sad

>>211468116
you get what you deserve for defending israel

>>211467837
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'RE TO RETARDED TO WALK IN STEP WITH THE MAN NEXT TO YOU?

this genuinely feels like local-access cable when it drags, incredible

>>211468077
>the highest value on the heatmap scale is 20 units for liberals
>and 12 units for conservatives
so the liberals' green value is equal to the conservatives' red value, thus the liberals overall have a higher measured moral allocation

>>211468116
better learn to play french horn now

>>211468017
he cute

>>211467837
top kek

>>211468072
No one likes the birthday boy

>>211467136 (OP)
blue board

THEM BOOTS SQUEAKING

>>211468072
We're recovering from years of forced diversity, lower quality training, and all the other globohomo faggotry.

>>211468270
4 years, bro

>>211468072
This will help enhance your kino experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

>ass 2 mouth

uhh we have drone tanks now too?

>>211468300
Lots of it started under Obama and was stealthed under Trump's first term.

>>211467920
>brought to you by Coinbase and palantir
kek did that actually happen?

BzzzzzhzhzhbrrrrrrRRrrRRrrrrrprpbprpbprfshhhhh

>>211468317
>Ass 2 Mouth vs. Oklahomo

>>211467136 (OP)
They're really trying to shill for high schoolers to join up today, huh?

I will solemnly support and defend the right to jive

I stand with Israel, I would gladly lay down all of these kind soldiers to see her free

what's up with all the brown people and the high amount of women wtf

Apparently the roads in America's capital city are so bad quality they can't take the weight of a tank and the US military had to spend millions in fitting rubber pads to the tank tracks and covering the roads with sheets of metal.

This just makes America a laughing stock. Imagine having so many tanks but not being able to use them to defend your own country or you would break the roads.

>>211468567
We will fuck our enemies to death.

Need a webm of the tanks rolling past the Palantir ad and one of the robot dogs interrupted by the Lockheed Martin ad

>>211468585
It's not a problem we typically have to think about.

Americans are pathetic

hell ya finally some peak american music

who's the faggot with the hat

>>211467136 (OP)
holy kino

>>211468585
DC is built on a literal swamp
>>211468672
Also this, we're not Ukraine, the only reason to have a tank in our capitol is for a parade

>I, state your name
YOU COULD HEAR THEM SAY
>state your name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHA

What's the reason why the American military is bad at parades?

>>211468818
it's their first time

i was hoping it was just going to be the 1 song

>>211468585
tanks are not for defending the country lmfao they are for dropping in the desert and wiping out some uppity faggots' defense like Saddam (which they did quite efficiently)

>>211468585
What stands out to me the just how they come across on foot. It's all so lackluster. Reminds me how they appeared compared to the Russians and British and all the other countries that did together some WW2 anniversary parade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNi4vtFaSM

>>211468818
Other countries spend more time training for parades than they do training to fight.
I don't give a shit if they can march like a middle school band, I care if they can shoot straight and fly a helicopter.

Do they at least get the fighter jets to fly in these things?

>>211468989
>and fly a helicopter.
I have bad news for you https://www.cbsnews.com/news/army-pilot-killed-helicopter-training-accident-fort-campbell-kentucky/

>>211467771
cute

>>211467837
>everyone in the formation wizard sleeving, out of step, low bloused boots all ate up, and hate staring straight ahead
hoooooly shit those green berets do NOT want to be there lmao.

>you could have done anything more worthwhile than this
damn what a speech

>>211467837
>when you know that every step is one step closer to being deployed to Iran

>>211469010
Yup, that tracks

>>211469010
lmao

>>211469010
lol. Bunch of mutants.

>>211467837
This makes us look so weak.

>>211467203