Chancellor Palpatine, you are under arrest for being a member of an obscure religion.

>>211469225 (OP)
The charges?

>>211469225 (OP)
>we found out you're a jew and will try to arrest you for it
Based Jedi.

>>211469225 (OP)
>Your honor, we unilaterally proceeded to arrest Palpatine because our religious cult, that takes children away from their parents to train them and forbid them from having emotions, had our suspicions about the democratically elected Chancellor so we planted a spy with a history of killing unarmed women and children, who gained his trust and managed to get him to imply that he is the Dark Sith Lord for which there is zero proof that he exists and who's been secretly manipulating the world's events to wipe out our cult because of an old grudge and who in order to do so plans to manipulate the clones that one of our own Jedi ordered to be created using the passphrase "Execute Order 66"

Imagine the Catholic Church sending assassins to the White House because they think the president is the Antichrist.

Imagine if two religions actually fought like this. One of them a bit questionable but overall fine, while the other was pure evil.

>>211473004
Gonk.

>>211469225 (OP)
Yea and they were right he was a creepy incel who needed to be put down

>>211473004
literally europe and jews in the middle ages