.

This made alphies piss and shit themselves

what is this

>>211471979
New episode of Love Death and Robots.

Looks like the things from Critters

>>211469919 (OP)

>>211471979
One of those "phobia triggering" videos that I suppose are all the rage on YouTube. In this case, it's an astrophobia video where the moon is a sleeping monster with a spooky face that crashes into the Earth when it wakes up, and it's the first in a series of videos like it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkIQTX71GnU

>>211471979
Series of youtube shorts called 'the moon wakes up'
Pretty dumb.

>>211472621
I prefer thalassophobia images, but a lot of them are shit because they just have cthulhu rise out of the water and try to grab the boat.

>>211469919 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC0YwDlSh7M

>>211472887
>reddit letter media
Gross

>>211469919 (OP)
why did he do it?

>>211473506
George Lucas is a cuckold leftoid faggot who sold his life to (((white slavers))) lol. Hopefully he gets dementia soon and lives in a hellish torture for a few years.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT

>>211472621

>>211471979
Moonfall

I like the mythology/folktale based ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8t6hQvNu0s

>>211476096
Most of his stuff is pretty cool, but the new moon shit is just silly.

>>211472855
that just looks hot ngl

>the moon is… heckin’ evil!
Why are there so many horror shorts like this? The moon is clearly our ally.

>>211471979
the source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkIQTX71GnU

>>211478449
the dawn is your enemy

>>211472444
checked and keked

>>211469919 (OP)
>AAAGGGHH WHAT IF A GIANT DUDE APPEARED OUT OF A PORTAL AND ATE THE PLANET!!!
I hate these gay ass not scary at all zoomie things

>>211478701
Why'd he do it bros?

I thought from the thumbnail this was a teaser for a new terrifier in space film

>>211472621
why isn't it ripped apart into a ring when it approaches earth? this is bullshit

>>211479424
His pseudo-stop motion animations are creepier than this, even if one of them is basically just a different version of "The Kid and the Camera".

Terrible video. Doesn't try to be scary. Doesn't try to be accurate.
>hurr moons and planets are alive
Anyone who thought this was entertaining I hope gets raped.

>>211471979
It’s a brand new series called one man one jar. Look it up. It’s pretty cool!

>>211479722
This made me giggle.

>>211472887

>more Zoomers are scared of random, normal shit retardation
Why are they like this

>astrophobia
>thalassophobia
>megalophobia
>troonphobia
>liminalphobia
>gmodphobia

Enough

>>211472395
>what are those things from Critters called?

>>211469919 (OP)
>>211472887
I assume these things are aimed at 10 year olds? Who could be scared by 30 seconds of shitty CGI?

>>211469919 (OP)
Dead Space 3 looking fine

>>211478449
>>211478701
This is extremely retarded, are zoomers now scared of the moon? It's a rock you idiot

>>211469919 (OP)
Why'd it do a 360 right after it woke up?

>>211472855
just seeing the preview for this one creeps me tf out https://youtu.be/oI7McYoLLoM?si=fVpdrcwQ91TyT8D3
the sea is a fearsome beast, lads

>>211469919 (OP)

Sneedquel: The Earth wakes up and beats the shit out of the moon for waking it up. The planets then all find themselves in the backrooms, hopping around in giant toilets.

>>211481286
you dont?

>>211479872
Audibly laughed.

Alphies absolutely love this type of garbage.
First the Backrooms. Then Skibidi Toilet. Now this.
All of them are exactly the same thing.

>>211469919 (OP)
why do things have to be evil? cant the moon be nice or something?

>>211478701
The moment the moon rotated after the face emerged I thought it was going to reveal a giant butt and then I thought the moon was going to take a massive shit on the earth, a deadly stream of violent dusty diahrrea that would annihilate life on earth and it would do all of this while laughing.

>>211471979
It’s Satanic

>>211469919 (OP)
This looks very retarded

>It's just a happy face you see on fucking cookies
Jesus christ this is goofy.

>Code Black, CODE BLACK
Is code black the official shorthand for "the moon has become filled with the spirit of bushido"

>>211472621
this is the stupidest thing I've watched all year

>>211478701
>what if we did local 58 but with zero pacing, tension or subtlety

>>211471979
another youtube horror for children series.

>>211474613
God I wish

>>211469919 (OP)
This is gonna be the next Skibidi Toilet, isn't it

>is scarier than 99% of nu-horror
Grim

>>211483994
>Vgh, where's the slow burn, psychological horror?? I want 11 minutes of nothing happening!

Do millennoids really??

>>211472621
You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?

>>211472621
Looks cool, but also goofy as heck. Like a b-rated film

>>211472621
It's meant to be comedic isn't it? I watched the entire thing and the latest episode was just a "dark" comedy.

>>211471979
Hellstar Remina

>>211484561
What the fuck do you mean by "b-rated film"?

>>211472621
SAAR

Moon man saw those racial demographic stats

>>211478701
That is fucking retarded.

>>211469919 (OP)
>>211479474
Moonman moonman, can't you see...

>>211484250
OH N-
https://youtu.be/_l3oUjAN1IA

>>211472621
That looks like shite, how the fuck does that get 19mill view?

Enjoy yourself

>>211469919 (OP)
photoshop it into a trollface

>>211472621
WTF IS THAT REAL

>>211484250
why would any emergency alert tell people to leave their homes

I have 4chan phobia
I'm scared by anon

>>211469919 (OP)
Majora's mask did it better

>>211485636
I'm homophobic too

>>211479478
on god

>>211479478
Imagine this guy coming up to you, and he just says: "sneed."

>>211473589
Mike is just as leftist as George is and lost all credibility when he started bitching about le creepy guys and the not-gays trying to pivot his channel and appeal to actual redditors

>>211485142
cuz it was hijacked by aliens
zoomer horror is silly af. dont think 2 much about it

>>211486149
Why do low IQ people still not understand what he meant by "not gays"?

>>211469919 (OP)
>this is scary according to alphoomers

Not gonna lie, I like this. We've reached a point technologically where you can just materialize these random ass scary thoughts. What IF the moon grew a scary face and decided to eat out Earth's ass (for its pleasure, and ours)? Beautiful age we're living in.

>>211472621
That goofy ass moon just 9/11 the Earth

>>211479872
Would

>>211486438
>b-b-b-but he explained himself later after getting shat on

>>211472621
>cosmic horror

>>211469919 (OP)
>what if the moon made a stupid face and crashed into earth like a retard and then all the other planets did it also
This series is the dumbest thing ever.

>>211472621
zoomers are actually all mentally deficient

>>211472444
As a zoollenial, I admit that Jadusable made me shit my pants.

>>211478790
That was some really long Adult Swim bumper right?

>>211472621
>be moon
>wake up
>Just fucking colide with a thing bigger than me
>Fucking die
What was the plan here?

>>211482392
Doom but it's just Earth growing up arms and fucking up asteroids.

>>211487060
he had to get it on, man

>>211478449
>>211481211
It reminds me of
>We are going to steal the moon from Despicable me
And this YTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aIUYYUoXz0

>>211487060
He realized his entire purpose was to be an orbiter.

>>211487060
Watch part 12 to find out :)

>>211487060
He was eating the Earth's ass (Africa)

>>211484250
This supposed to be scary?

unironically kino

>>211471979
The Misadventures of Skooks

>>211487580
Based chocolate brapper

>>211469919 (OP)
What's this?

>>211483276
as I read this post I was immediately flashbanged by the memory of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECbRGxw10m0

>>211478701
>>211472621
these shitty videos remind me of all the dogshit copycat backroom brainrot videos (not the high-effort kane pixels stuff that I actually respect, stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuWFVbFvOas). It reeks of being made by and for third world children

>>211471979

>>211487060
gotta do it to dem

>>211472621
Am I seriously the first to mention this is literally the endpoint of Dead Space

>>211479722
fuck you

>>211484790
SPICS AND NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TREES

>>211487580
Not India?

>>211474613
>>211484059
Reminder Moonfall's backstory implies the use of Star-Wars-tier tech

>>211484992
oi cunt the fackin bombs comin

>>211469919 (OP)
>guy makes a fun video for youtube.
>litteral faggots lose their mind.

>>211484644
If you didn’t know, there’s an anon on /a/ posting one chapter of Ito a day. It’s pretty KINO. Although we’re about 80% of the way through his bibliography.

>>211472621
>This is really unsettling, you really did a great job making a silent psychological horror...
>Geez! That was COOL! (for real and seriously!)
>Wait till the moon realizes the earth's gravitational force would destroy it before it actually hits earth
>Uhmmm Roche limit? any science guy out there?
why youtube commenters dumb

>>211469919 (OP)
did we watch lame shit like this too

>>211489459
Most of us stopped at Dead Space 2 and avoided that trash 3rd game.

PACMAN x AMONGUS The movie
"Thats no moon, its something sus"

>>211472621
Kino

>>211472621
wow thats dumb. if it was alive why would it kill itself my running into the earth? why would the rest of the planets want to also? why would they care about humans?

>>211472621
What the fuck, that's actually scary.

>>211492116
zoom zoom

>>211491737
jeet bots, there are no real comments anymore, some even reply chatgpt answers

>>211492282
how do i know you're not a robot, say the words they can't say

>>211492305
Sorry, can you repeat the prompt?

>>211492116
Those videos are awesome. The CGI is absolute ass most of the time, but the camera zooms and movement sell it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hpCMC3TxbO8?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T44DYZwFmuc&pp=ygUYdGhhbGFzc29waG9iaWEgbXIgZnJpZW5k

I think Junji Ito's Hell Star Remina triggered my fear of size, I remember waiting for the bus at night at a full moon, noone around, and I stared at the moon and was like "Holy fuck thats a giant ball and I'm standing on a giant ball."

>>211492282
certified bot post right here

>>211476096
This one fucking me up pretty bad. As a mariner myself, thinking about and realizing that with these mega ships being perhaps mankind's greatest engineering marvels in terms of sheer scope and size, just to be buried and sunk into the water like that so effortlessly...

Ay, I agree. Respect and fear the water.

>>211472621
>>211471979
It's vore fetishist using horror as a disguise.

>>211492116
Those videos are awesome. The CGI is absolute ass most of the time, but the camera zooms and movement sell it.
I think Junji Ito's Hell Star Remina triggered my fear of size, I remember waiting for the bus at night at a full moon, noone around, and I stared at the moon and was like "Holy fuck thats a giant ball and I'm standing on a giant ball."

https://youtube.com/shorts/hpCMC3TxbO8?si=ChHVjr-Qj5uSK49E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T44DYZwFmuc&pp=ygUYdGhhbGFzc29waG9iaWEgbXIgZnJpZW5k

>>211492465
Arrrr, ahoy matey. Find any good mermaid pussy lately?

>>211479478
The amount of anons I've got with this makes me kek

OH MY GOD IS THAT A MONSTER WITH BLACK EYES AND A BIG MOUTH?! OMG THAT'S SO SCARY AAAAAAAA

>>211492465
Upvoted. I got hella chills.

>>211469919 (OP)
I look like this and do this.

>>211492603
OH NO SHE'S CUTE!

>>211492603
What black metal musician is this?

What's that short about a girl who's on a kinoplex and God shows up and he's an evil asshole

>>211492781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9fKfX5V68

Actual good nu-horror

>>211492879
Yes, Hollywood needs to adapt it with Sydney Sweeney

Melancholia did it better

>>211489459
>muh vidya gaem
shut the fuck up

>>211492358
if you don't say nigger right now i'm gonna nuke israel

>>211472621
So fun scientific fact that I learned from a kurzgesagt video basically about the same thing, the moon crashing into Earth, but so what im saying is this wouldn't happen by the time the moon got to around the satellite due to the Roche limit it would be ripped apart and turned to rings

>>211493323
Sorry, can you repeat the prompt?

>>211487060
real ones know when you gotta throw down, you do it

What about the Greatest Horror Short Ever Made™?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dD3Fawk4y0

>>211492753
Euronymous.

>>211493323
you have made a compelling argument for me to never use that word again

>>211493621
the nuke would not fix the entrenched position of them in western countries

Experience true horror

This is really scary

>>211493552
Comments on Youtube are written by the most retarded people on the planet. Why is everyone repeating the point of the video?!

>>211494160
Cheap scares.

this is spookier

>>211474613
Wrong, Moonfall was actually kino. Watched it earlier this year. It was ahead of its time. The film was basically soft disclosure about various things.

>>211493676
You're right. Sadly, there are more jews in Western countries than israel.

>>211495047
How it must feel to be a schizo anon.

>>211495047
She's just asian

You know what the scariest cosmic horror is? This is what the sky looks like at night when theres no light pollution blocking everything execpt a few stars.

This is what your ancestors saw every night. Its beautiful, but makes you feel completely insignificant.

>>211495665
God, I hate light pollution.

>>211495665
NOT being able to see that is the horror.

>>211480767
Aren't zoomtards scared of empty rooms too? What's wrong with them?

>>211495665
Imagine all the alien kinos

From our friends at /v/.

>>211495839
I wholeheartedly agree with you.

>>211495665
I'm in Argentina so even if I'm 400 km away from any light pollution the sky doesn't look like that

>often have dreams where Im standing outside during the daytime, but look up and see something moving in the sky
>but I realize its something in space thats so large I can see it from the surface
>its doesnt look like a ship but some other thing I can never really remember
>just always feel horrified and panicked after i wake up

>>211495897
Imagine all the alien kinos AND all the animal kinos, because animals dream just like humans do. We don't know what kinds of kino animals are dreaming of.

>>211495961
Light pollution is so dense and widespread theres almost nowhere on earth you can go to escape it Anon. Even if you go to the north or south poles, theres still light pollution.

>>211472621
>plays old timey sounding music
>that's scary right?

>>211495997
It's a woman

>>211472621

>>211469919 (OP)

>>211494351
Paid "engagement". It's the same as when you see social media comments with the most retarded takes possible baiting for replies from people who can't help but try to sound smart by correcting them.

>>211472621
So what do you actually do in this situation?

>>211469919 (OP)
The only good part was seeing all the other planets at the end, but even then, this is just silly nonsense.

>>211486484
yeah, they're neat for a quick video idea. all these butthurt millenials seething over it are just turning into boomers lol.

>>211496751
Turn to the person next to you and smugly point out how stupid and unrealistic it is that this is happening

>>211472621
>the dialogue
>the moon coming to a sudden stop as it bonks the Earth
>Uranus at the end
I refuse to believe this isn't some sort of avant-garde shitpost

>>211493552
That one’s alright. If you want to see a YouTube short that’s actually pure horror kino tho you gotta watch pic rel

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>211497554
>dQw4

>>211495665

>>211494160
Kek this was awesome

>>211485024
zoomers are retarded, that's why

I remember in the 2000s and even early 2010s horror stuff on youtube was far less common and you'd generally stumble across it by accident. Now there are 6 million AI "horror" videos with a dozen tags in the title. Are zoomers actually scared by a video of a big smiley face with old music in the background?

RUN RUN

>>211469919 (OP)
>>211472621
They shamelessly took this from Dead Space

>>211472621
>fin
I audibly laughed. 10/10 retard kino

>>211498060
I’ve never played dead space but heard it’s really good. What happens? Does a big cosmic god hand appear out of the ether and snatch a planet/moon like in this series?

>>211488937
that pic makes me unreasonably mad

>>211492116
no it isn't you fucking faggot

>>211496150
hell yeah

>>211472621
This is real horror. No jump scares, no gore. Just a slow burn bone chilling concept that shakes you to your core.

>>211492647
the horror

>>211498310
I thought it was about zombies on a failed space station, news to me they take it as far as giant cosmic entity

>>211469919 (OP)

>>211498715
Same. I have no idea what the anons are talking about. I thought it was a zombie/monster game

>>211497908
>creepy smile/scary face
>old timey 1940s music
>liminal spaces
zoomers are so dumb that it takes very little effort to scare them. I can understand why this format is so popular. It's easy to make, costs nothing, and requires very little imagination

>>211498715
humans discover and ancient relic that slowly drives people around it insane, and they slowly and painfully mutate into zombie like monsters. Later another relic is found still dont know who made them or why.

Its later found that ancient cultists created them and would send them out across the galaxy to populated worlds. The relics would land, and mutate the populations into a flesh mass, so that some point thousands or tens of thousands of years later, a huge living flesh planet would arrive and consume the world, adding it to its own mass so it can grow larger and more powerful.

>>211471979
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Nintendo 64 game from 2000.

>>211499002
>muh lore
But the game must be "shoot zombies" garbage so who gives a shit

>>211499002
I don't remember any of this but I only played Dead Space 1, 2 and the remake

>>211497908
>Are zoomers actually scared by a video of a big smiley face
I am a millennial and yes, because the Smile monster is actually real.

>>211498980
bro having a melty because zoomers felt scared by a horror video. Get your head checked mate

>>211469919 (OP)
>>211472621
@grok is this real?

>>211499115
>shoot zombies garbage

If thats all it takes for you to write it off, you should try playing it, or even the remake. Its alot of fun. So many people like it for a reason. Also only play it in the dark, and alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYaJCmJgb9A

>>211499002
That was retarded. It's just the Reapers again.

>>211499115
i didn't play dead space but just cause you are simple minded don't speak for the rest of us sometimes expanded story can be good in games, Legend of the Dragoon is just fight with swords against dragons and shit but the story is what elevates it

>moon has a goofy face
>what's the endgame of the moon
it's not a horror

>>211497554
fuck me

>>211470352
/thread

>>211497805

>@trad_west

Wasn't this proven to be a jeet scammer?

all right im retarded enough to watch up to the current ep 4. Its mildly funny actually and the giant god hand at the end was arguably the best part yet

>>211498557
Ok, tough guy.

>>211493552
every horror short wins awards somehow

horror movies were always adored by the masses of normies as if they're more special than blockbusters so should've saw this era coming where every content creator tries to make the next horror internet sensation, kudos to them I guess cause my buddies wanted to be directors and their shit indie film direction petered out meanwhile the creators who focused on learning this blender shit managed to break out with little to no connections

Real life is much scarier than any zoomer meme trends

This made me poop my pants

>>211472621
>20 000 000 views
It's not particularly well made and the idea isn't even that special. Stupid zoomers.

>>211472621
More like cosmically shit
I hate being like "back in my time" but man what is wrong with zoomers and their idea of "horror"
>Wooo empty Gmod maps
>Wooo what if cute mascot was actually a monster
>Wooo wacky deformed human faces

Some of it is better than the rest but still

>>211501138
20 million is nothing these days. Just look at the views Skibidi Toilet gets and that's far more retarded.

>>211472621
>fin
Euthanize all zoomers.

>>211501138
Over 90% of youtube views are from third worlders.

>>211492521
>cosmic horror where earth is actually inside a belly(one of many) of an elder godess.

>>211493552
There's something about smooth surfaces that is unsettling. No grip. No escape.

Why care so much about what other people find spooky? I just don't get the appeal of using horror as some sort of dick measuring contest.

>>211495665
that is not true, that's what the sky looks like using a camera which does some stuff with the light. you can do something to the same effect on most phones if you turn on night mode. it wont look that good, but you see colours which arent there.
however, I live in a low light pollution area in england, and the sky looks great at night, and I am sure it looked much better with no light pollution at all.

>>211500799
Sadly :(

>>211496751
>without sounding mad

>>211500799
>I'm le hecking dying bros
What did she mean by this?

>>211503028
>India
>not even at 40%

>>211496091
hey it worked for the shining

>>211503028
No it isn't, China, Russia, and Japan have their own social media/video platform sites, the majority of youtube views has always been the same region as the uploader of any given video, but it's almost universally American after that.

>>211472621
It's just a lame Dead Space rip off.

>>211505745
Bullshit. Remember that gay bland poo channel that overtook pewdiepie as #1 simply due to the sheer volume of poos subscribing

>>211485636
boo

>>211493552
>dude le depression

>>211479660
Why does it have a big ass fucking mouth? That's the horror.

>>211471979
Dead Space 3: Awakened

>>211472621
zoomers are so fucking gay its unreal

>>211469919 (OP)
>>211472621
Damn this is the stupidest shit ever.

>>211514475
and its getting over 10 million viewers, apparently horror youtubers have the best shot at being successful filmmakers

>>211503715
>16k likes
wew
>>211503813
for me I'm actively trying to find actually scary and unsettling content so when people say "oh this shit is actually freaky" and then I watch it and its laughable I'm gonna make a point to correct the record, its not about my average but thick penis

I dont mind the idea of randomizing guests nature IF they changed the dialogue to make them feel more suspicious if they are ayys, remove some of the more heartfelt things and add more out of place lines.

But they wouldnt do that, either because they didnt think about the idea or because it would eat dev time to have 2 versions of every piece of character dialogue, so i would rather they keep it fixed in the final game.

predictive programming meme to socialize the herd toward the inevitability of some kind of astronomical cataclysm, since global warming propaganda doesn't work anymore. Apophis is coming.

>>211485636
You should be a little bit afraid of the people here desu

>>211517301
"The people here" are just the general population. 4chan isn't some niche secret, it's just an anonymous social media site.

>>211518214
"people" like coldplay and voted for the nazis. you can't trust people.

>>211492647
At first I thought this was a chinese woman trying to dodge the AI human recognition yellow square

>>211479722
lol dammit got me

>>211500799
This isn’t scary, it’s just sad

>>211484992
>australia
don't care

>>211518648
>coldplay
garbage
>voted for nazis
if you're implying Kamala was the better choice than you are the deluded one

>>211518648
Coldplay wasn't around when the nazis were voted in, retard

>>211489459
Dead Space 3 at least had a buildup to this, with Isaac's hopeless fight against the necromorphs going nowhere when he uncovered the truth about Tau Volantis. This is just retarded.

>>211519078
>>211519104
based zoomers who ain't seen shit

This is a psyop to get space force funding by getting kids afraid of meteors, isn't it. Another american "viral" video on youtube

>>211505745
>China, Russia, and Japan have their own social media/video platform sites
Maybe they do but the majority of them still use American made sites. They are all over youtube, twitter, reddit, instagram and even here.

>>211472621
Not as scary as it is funny, but kinda neat nevertheless

>>211489459
That “muh vidya game” fucking owned you lol

>>211503214
Go on

>>211469919 (OP)
Reminds me of this drawing I did (bottom letft). Synchronicity

>>211520340
>samefagging this late
log off lil bro, ur washed

>>211479478
this gave me a funny feeling in my tummy

>>211471979
skibidi moon