How do you stop The Thing?

>>211471842 (OP)
You wait it out

Pour alcohol on computer

>>211471842 (OP)
i wouldnt do a single thing to stop the thing. i would sit down and listen to what it had to say, and that is what nobody did.

>>211471842 (OP)
literally just ignore it and not care, go about your business and stop freaking out like a retard

The thing is by definition unstoppable. Therefore, it cannot be stopped.

>>211471842 (OP)
My ten year old sister loves this movie.

>>211471915
fucking hell

>>211471978
Would he win against The Thing?

>>211471842 (OP)
Test everyone then isolate them and consistently retest those not isolated. Those who are quarantined, see if there's a way to remove the thing from them without harming them.

>>211472048
he would merely team up with the thing and kill everyone in antarctica then find that one million bucks he was looking for

>>211471842 (OP)
DUBS and we find out who is the thing and who isn't.
Trips and I'll give proof i'm not the thing.

>>211471955
nice try, the thing

>>211472166
rolling

>>211471842 (OP)
pet it and tell it it's a good boy

We need a Netflix remake of this called The Thangalang

Could the Thing take a xenomorph?

>>211471842 (OP)
Kill everyone around you then yourself, just to be sure

>>211472166
Yeah nice try Windows.

>>211476202
>>211472166
WELL IM NOT THE THING

>>211471842 (OP)
rolling dubs

>>211471842 (OP)
>oh anon, thank god, great news we're all the safe, we just discovered that The Thing only attacks virgins

>>211471915
unironically might have worked

>>211471915
Best /tv/ meme in recent memory to be shat out of this hell hole.

>>211472114
There isn't. It's cellular degeneration, it overtakes and replicates the cells without their knowledge in some cases. It can contaminate your food or water supply and infect you that way. If it made it outside of Antarctica, it would realistically assimilate every living thing on Earth in less than a year.

>>211472038
And I love your ten year old sister.

did the thing build the ship, or just steal it? are they intelligent or just animals?

>>211476804
congratulations you pretended to be a pedophile on the internet so 4chins would think you're edgy, do you feel accomplished now?

>>211476858
Woah, woah, woah, bud, who said anything about pedophilia? You got something you wanna tell us?

>>211471842 (OP)
realistically you cant
once it's on earth it's inevitable that someone will carry it to a heavily populated area unknowingly, then it's game over

it waited thousands of years frozen in ice, after the movie it's just gonna wait again until a clueless bastard thaws it out

You don't

>>211476858
bit of a strange reaction but okay

>>211477123
there's only one

>>211471842 (OP)
Find something that looks like a detonator and tell The Thing I rigged its spaceship with explosives. I'll blow it up if it doesn't do as I say.

>>211472040
>>211476766
>best new memery saar!!

>>211474978
Why didn't it assimilate CLARK, AND ASSIMILATE HIM GOOD, again?

>>211477212
SAARS, DO NOT LAUGH AT NISHEDH LAUGHS, ONLY SHUDDH LAUGHS CAN BE HAD HERE SAARS!

This used to be my favorite movie/favorite Carpenter movie but Big Trouble in Little China has replaced it... Still love this though.

>>211476858
Why do you think he's pretending?

You allow yourself to be assimilated and then take over it, force the collective to remake everyone and retie their consciousness to their bodies individually, and then force it to remake itself as its original state, and *then* talk to it about why it was necessary to steal beings at all.

>>211477300
I tried to like it, but every time those guys with the hats show up, I'm reminded of this scene.

https://youtu.be/If5GBEq82x4?si=WabJYvfEuqDS3PHa&t=17

I wouldn't. I'd listen to what it had to say, and that's what nobody else did...

You sic Das Ding on it

Me like tings

>>211479054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ