Describe a movie / film series poorly and others guess what it is

There's an international mob war going on and some flaming homo-erotic fbi agent prances around the murder scenes for clues like a gay ballerina and solves the mystery

>>211472163 (OP)
a bunch of delinquents and political prisoners are sent back home to die

this is all irrelevant because it becomes a bunch of kissing girls and bouncing titties so the plot is impossible to follow if you are straight and male

>>211472163 (OP)
A troll figurine comes to life and wanders the countryside eating garbage
Hint: on the food network

This film is redpilled

>>211472321
i described a movie so badly it was actually a tv show i was describing
sorry

>>211472321
Game of Thrones?

>>211472391
The 1st matrix movie

a dumb neurotic idiot fucks up but then grows into a better person and has several million children with his new lover

>>211472572
Schindler's list

>>211472391
the angry birds movie

>>211472499
no and i want you to try and explain your guess to me

>>211472163 (OP)
Three people run around the woods pretending to be scared of things the audience can't see.

>>211472163 (OP)
>Get ready for a side-splitting romp with a lovable bunch of goofballs running their quirky family olive oil business! Pops, the grumpy but cuddly patriarch, is always shouting about loyalty and wants his lazy, aloof son to take over. Watch the family juggle kooky deals in smoky diners, play a hilarious horse-related prank, and accidentally double-cross each other in a whirlwind of wacky misunderstandings. It’s a heartwarming riot of pasta-fueled shenanigans that proves family is forever—especially when you’re all a little nuts!

>>211472638
Blair Witch?

"a man is so good at computers, he goes into a computer world"
(how my mum described this film)

>>211472572
canon unreleased ending to finding nemo

>>211472638
the blair witch project

WE WUS NASA

>>211472669
Lawnmower Man?

>>211472163 (OP)
Laser swords make wah wah sounds

>>211472661
>>211472684
No. Older.

>>211472669
tron, easy

>>211472679
no but this is much closer than schindler's list

Blackred pseudo-avengers

>>211472669
The matrix? Johnny pneumonic? Minecraft?

two people fall in love and argue and still love each other and then fly away in a car which is almost certainly a visual metaphor but possibly not which would be very funny

>>211472766
The Matrix, yep.

(miss you, mum.)

>>211472163 (OP)
set in the future past, a movie about an entitled autistic kid who thinks he's a computer that trips balls so hard he sees the future and becomes ruler of the world

Dude. Weed. Lmao.

>>211472862
Lawnmower Man?

>>211472831
Grease

>>211472647
Godfather

>>211472909
ye. I love grease

You will eat ze bugs and the ride never ends.

>>211472688
hidden figures

a man is undermined and not listened to and then when he's finally listened to, the two men he gets to help him also undermine and don't listen to him, and ultimately he has to save the day alone

>>211472953
Yep!

>A beefy squad of lovable lugs, stumble into a tropical vacation gone bonkers! These gym-bro goofballs think they’re on a team-building retreat, but oops—they crash into a wacky alien’s backyard BBQ! This extraterrestrial prankster loves playing hide-and-seek and turning the jungle into a slapstick playground. Watch the crew trip over vines, bicker like sitcom roommates, and accidentally set off the alien’s goofy booby traps while cracking one-liners. It’s a laugh-a-minute romp of muscle-bound mishaps and intergalactic shenanigans that proves even space weirdos just wanna have fun!

>>211472278
Boondock saints
Kino film

>>211472728
shark tale?

It's life or death when two opposing teams compete for THIS cup!

>>211473169
predator, you're using chatgpt to come up with a light hearted family movie style trailer narration aren't you?

>>211472749
Thunderbolts

>>211473257
no. it is an animated kids film though.

>>211473264
The mighty ducks

>>211473159
Godzilla, the one with with brian cranston (who I can only name because of the song about it)

>>211473362
no, but it is something of a monster movie

>>211473410
Pacific Rim

Three men form a friendship and have it tested along the way to find buried treasure.

>>211472862
Dune

>>211472572
Antz

>>211473513
Three Kings

>>211472163 (OP)
Kid joins the mafia, grows up and rats everyone out.

>>211473643
Milo and Otis

>>211473605
yeah it was antz

>>211473719

>>211473273
It was Predator!
And n-no... I, uh... I came up with these all on my own.... support Hollywood writers!

>In the heart of Europe, a quirky group of misfits find themselves trapped in an underground room during the final days of World War II. Led by the eccentric and unpredictable Herr Adolf, they navigate a series of comedic misunderstandings, slapstick moments, and heartfelt revelations. From accidental explosions to mistaken identities, the bunker becomes a stage for a series of uproarious events. Amidst the chaos, unlikely friendships blossom, and the group discovers the true meaning of camaraderie and resilience. With a blend of humor and heart, "The Bunker Bunglers" turns a dark chapter of history into a tale of redemption and laughter.

>>211472163 (OP)
A fire victim is compelled by an unseen force into having sex with King Arthur, a syringe abusing magician, and the living embodiment of worms in this thrilling three part epic that spans the ages.

>>211473867
the paw patrol movie

>>211472321
The 100?

>>211473588
winner winner worm poop dinner

Tired of being a little wimp, a young boy goes to a carnival and finds a wishing machine, and he wishes to be a large man. When the boy awakens the next day, not only is he a much larger man, but he has a giant raging morning erection and he is confused as to what to do with it

An egghead professor dresses up like a cowboy and punches foreigners, occasionally loots tombs.

>>211472388
Go back into your coffin Anthony.

Schizo punches himself, cucks himself, blows up the banks.

an autist nearly scores but then his also autistic love interest is kidnapped so he and his brother rescue her and then he can't score because she stays behind where she was kidnapped to but then she comes back right at the very end

>>211474061
Big Dicks XXX

>>211474061
I've seen this one. Doesn't he just ask his mom for help?

A grumpy emo chick ponders whether to shag a corpse or a dog over several years

After her wedding is ruined by her ex, a woman finds new motivation in life.

>>211472278
There was a FIRE FIGHT!

>>211474126
american psycho
>>211474089
star wars

farmer neglects son and daughter. later he remembers his daughter and teaches her math

literally everyone tries the ice bucket challenge

>>211474126
Fight Club

>>211474543
Titanic?

>>211472163 (OP)
An angry manlet tries to start some shit but gets put in his place by chad.

People keep leaving the dinner party only to arrive at someone else's

>>211474617
Napoelon

>>211474500
Interstellar

>>211474617
chris rock at the oscars 2022?

>>211474453
twilight

>>211474677
I was thinking of Waterloo, but close enough

a 30 pound talking frog convinces a son to kill his dad

>>211474852
4chan

>>211474852
Star wars

a drug addicted whore takes advantage of a mentally challenged boy for over 3 decades, then dies from aids

>>211474567
yea

Some pervert in a forest starts making out with a dead corpse of a woman while 7 other dudes watch

>>211474939
Forest Bump
fuck that whore

>>211472709
Fucking incredible movie

A priest struggles to clean his house

>>211472638
>>211472722
Stalker

Man fills in for his coworker and has a bad time on a train

>>211472163 (OP)
Knight Rider but boat

>>211475068
Snow white too easy

>>211473159
Probably not what it is, but Millers Crossing?

>>211475117
Euro Trip?
>it's cozy

>>211475099
Uhh fantasia?

>>211475117
Bullet train

>>211474939
forrest gump

a man stars on a tv show, grows disillusioned with the show, and quits

>>211475177
Luckiest man in America?

>>211475106
Correct
>>211475177
Truman Show

>>211472163 (OP)
A mentally ill incel with a history of violence manages to hook up with a blind chick, but things don't end well for him.

>>211472163 (OP)
a man and wife realize their spouses are cheating and mope around about it

>>211475204
winrar
>>211475198
havent seen

>>211475249
Every single French movie

a guy learns to love a girl without her instagram filters

a project manager for a engineering group feels that he was responsible for the work done by 1000s of engineers and physicists and this haunts him

>>211475249
in the mood for love

>>211475220
Black Panther?

A nearly divorced man gets a tulpa that cheats on him with dozens of others before yeeting away into another dimension

>>211475445
Oppenheimer
>>211475558
Lol no, I've never seen that.

>>211472163 (OP)
>House lands on the first witch
>Threw water on the second, which she didn't know would kill her

>>211475151
>Bullet train
You my guy are a Thomas
>>211475150
And you're a diesel

>This summer, join 13 best friends on the road trip to end all road trips! J.C. is a man on a mission to party. But his overbearing Jewish mother is always nagging him, and his dad is a bit of a "control freak". All J.C. and his best friend Pete want to do is chill with their buddies and spread good vibes, but Pops has another thing in mind for J.C.'s future. So J.C. and the boys decide to go on one last wacky bender before his dad makes him join the family business. They have everything they need; all the booze they can drink, a boat to party on, and a bodacious hooker that J.C. totally falls head-over-heels for! The gang gets into hilarious mishaps and learns a valuable lesson or two, and our hero rides into town on his hilarious wise-cracking donkey (played by Eddie Murphy). But not everyone can be as hip as J.C.! The town mayor is a total square, and some sneaky locals are trying to ruin the fun! When one of the gang sells out everyone's favorite lovable rascal, it's time for J.C., his girl, and his mom to think fast... and maybe even call in a favor from Pops!

>>211475714
Bad Grandpa

>>211475714
Passion of the christ. Lol

>>211472163 (OP)
It's Top Gun.

Top Gun: Maverick

a man falls in love with a large language model

>>211475714
should have used Jaycee

Movie everyone says is great, but is just just boring pretentious crap

>>211474001
yeah you nailed it

>>211475426
Shrek 2

>>211475843
Her

>>211475845
Salo: or 120 Days of Sodom
Persona

>>211475845
Clerks 2

>>211475845
Any Tarkovsky movie ever

Loser helps his buddy save his Green Card Marriage by breaking up a human trafficking ring, culminating in killing an elderly man with a party trick.

that one movie where Jennifer Aniston lost her man in front of the entire world

two magic acts try to outmagic the other. comedy ensues!

>>211476087
The prestige

a young girl with mental illness talks to furniture and marries her kidnapper

>>211476108
Beauty and the beast

a paranoid billionaire is afraid of an immigrant

>>211476159
The dark knight rises

a film of literally my life

>>211476198
Drive

a rising star athlete gets lost and humbled by a small town

>>211472163 (OP)
>Surprise visit by his sister in law ruins Stanley's bowling game

a man child learns to be an adult

>>211476279
Big

a doctor discovers a kinky party and they ask him to leave

>>211472163 (OP)
Robert Altman, two teen sluts, homeless black

>>211475714
>>211475812
I'd actually pay to watch this and I never pay to watch anything

>>211476367
>I never pay to watch anything
Movie "fan"

a boy copes and seethes when bullies show up

>>211476427
Too vague

>>211476427
step Brothers

>>211476319
Honey, I shrunk the kids

>>211476427
come and see

public transportation finally running ahead of schedule for once

>>211476642
Speed

>>211476519

>>211476519
lol no.
>>211476319
eyes wide shut

>>211475714
Lost it at donkey

>>211475099
Signs

Man emotionally blackmailed to give away his money

>>211476806
Pretty Woman

I know I watched this but cant remember a thing about it

>>211472163 (OP)
An irresponsible single mother encourages her son to join a terrorist group and takes drugs while pregnant.

>>211476978
Zoom (2006)

>>211477023
8 mile

>>211476978
Memento

A small town doctor brings 3 people closer together

Wandering around the woods being scared of nothing

>>211477195
The Blair Witch

>>211477157
Human centipede

>>211475812
Correct
>>211475772
Somehow, this is also correct

One man and his friends try to get everyone off their computers

a chinese shop boy sells a cute but dangerous monster to a small town inventor. comedy and horror ensues!

>>211477272
yes sirrrrr

A divorced man discovers he is trans, loses custody of children

>>211477387
Gremlins

>>211477391
Mrs Doubtfire

The title is misleading

>>211477465
The Comedy

>>211472391
Street fighter

a cop and trainee enter the projects for a routine training mission and wind up in a drug war that goes all the way to the top!

>>211477580
Uhh training day?

>>211474882
Top kek

Intianamate object have feelings

>>211477382
Social Network

Slob builds a friendship with Turkish squatters

a man wears a mask that looks like my parents fighting

>>211477698
No

>>211477696
Toy story

>>211477696
Shawshank Redemption

>>211477382
Escape from LA?

>>211477760
That's not a bad guess but no

>>211477580
Dredd
>>211477382
matrix

a man fights for his estranged wife at her office christmas party

>>211477794
>matrix
Correct

One man convinces the audience that it's the victors that write the history books

A young man tries desperately to make his father proud with his art and moves to Los Angeles to pursue his fledgling career. His world is shattered when his younger brother is brutally molested by the same person he seeks approval from.

Man told he is wrong about everything turns out to be right about everything

>>211477857
Was he brutally fingered?

>>211477794
Die Hard
>>211477858
Downfall

the statue of liberty is moved to another planet

>>211477858
Mel Gibson in anything
>>211477853
Mel Gibson in Braveheart

>>211477880
Fuck I really thought I could stump you guys with that one lol

>>211477858
Take Shelter

>>211477906
The Chapelle Show

>>211472388

>>211477906
Planet of the Apes

1: A man takes up surfing after a knee injury ends his promising football career
2: A man doesn't have any friends, he has a family

>>211472993
Snowpiercer

>>211473643
Goodfellas kek

Man wants to have sex with a pregnant teenager

>>211478079
>A man doesn't have any friends, he has a family
Dickie Roberts

>>211478079
1. Orange County
2. Schindler's List

>>211478121
Uhhh Juno?

>>211473159
die hard?

>>211478145
Yes

>>211474089
Raiders

A bald guy teams up with another bald guy to fight another bald guy

>>211478216
Fast and the furious whatever movie had Vin Diesel and The Rock

A guy gets progressively more upset at ChatGPT because it's refusing to follow his prompts

The same plot but a different movie

>>211478262
Her

>>211478265
Everything everywhere all at once

>>211475845
Every Hayao Miyazaki film. Or Garden State.

A farm boy is radicalized by the last monk of an old religious order who shows him hot photos of his sister in order to get him to bomb a military instillation

>>211478079
1. Point Break
2. Fast and Furious 1-10

>>211472163 (OP)
they should have called this movie Gun Walker

a local band is engaged in a life-or-death fight with a group of drug trafficking ninjas

>>211478318
airheads

>>211475117
Source Code

This one scene is the only reason this film should exist

>>211476806
Brewster's Millions.

>>211478304
Star wars

>>211475845
your favorite movie

Slavery is funny

>>211476198
The Whale

>>211478340
lol, not quite

>>211478427
Amistad

A disorganized, lying alcoholic tricks his former buddy's son into going on a quest together to get his old job back

>>211472278
The Departed

>>211476263
Cars

>>211476978
The Guardians of Gahool

A kid with a brain condition fights aliens.

>>211478274
Could technically qualify as correct, but not exactly what I was thinking of

>>211476198
anon, nobody makes movies about a dude sitting in his parents basement all day

>>211478461
you're so close. it's the other Irish movie

>>211472831
ET

>>211477705
Joe's Apartment

>>211478502
Jimmy Neutron

>>211478505
Ok, 2001

>>211477858
Total Recall

It’s a musical for some stupid fucking reason.

>>211473159
Training Day or King Kong

>>211476263
cars

>>211478561
You got it

>>211478581
Joker 2

>>211477906
Spaceballs

>>211478551
Yep
>>211478598
Yep

>>211478346
Plane scene

Post nut clarity causes the end of humanity.

It was all a dream

>>211475117
Mission Impossible

>>211478318
i was gonna say green room until i read ninjas

>>211478672
End of Evangelion

Alien just wants to have sex

>>211475249
The Sopranos
>>211475426
Shallow Hal

>>211478104
Correct

A woman drives off to pick up gas and bullets, but returns home having collected neither

An orphan learns martial arts and then kills his martial arts teacher

>>211478672
Next

>>211478542
Got it

>>211476009
Mr and Ms Smith

>>211478750
Unleashed

>>211478750
he didn't kill him, he just didn't save him

>>211478750
star wars

a rag tag team of public servants cleanses the unwanteds from the streets

>>211478791
Uhhh Watchmen?

>>211477858
10 Cloverfield Lane

Man becomes a woman then gets pregnant by best friend

>>211477465
Happiness

>>211472543
Fun fact, they stole redpilling from, er, paid homage to, an earlier movie.

>>211478779
luke killed neither yoda nor obi won

>>211478715
Yeah

>>211478837
Little Mermaid

>>211477696
>>211478750
Batman Begins

>>211478821
nope
>>211478837
enemy mine?

A truck gets stuck on a bridge. Then it blows up anyway.

>>211478847
anakin killed obiwan and palpatine

a man struggles to return video tapes

>>211478903
i wouldnt call him an orphan. he left his mother to become a jedi

Three filthy degenerates want gold

Ugly women become beautiful but learn nothing

A debt collection agent rapes his future wife and goes on to beat up a black man with her encouragement.

>>211478998
Three kings

>>211478779
>>211478876
I was thinking of Batman but I guess both are correct, with Star Wars actually being the better answer because of >>211478776

>>211478998
three kings

>>211478903
american psycho.

Two friends of different races go on a down-river adventure together and eventually find true love.

>>211478885
Dumb and Dumber

>>211478998
Treasure of the Sierra Madre

>>211478998
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Which I did here>>211473513 but no one got it

>>211478451
You guys give up on this one? I know you can get it if you think about it.

>>211478998
the good, the bad, and the ugly.

>>211479014
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

A cosplay gone too far causes a research station to blow up.

>>211478791
this one was ghostbusters btw

Kids accidentally unleash evil that they have to defeat

a man takes his family to an isolated resort to finally finish that novel he's working on

>>211479133
the thing

>>211479155
Correct

>>211479052
>Dumb and Dumber
No but good guess

an aspiring french chef's restaurant gets closed by the health inspection

>>211479086
Yes but Angel Eyes does not become their friend stupid. It's arguable if any of them are

>>211479155
the shining.

>>211479149
Toy Story

an african exchange student struggles to fit in with the cool kids

>>211479265
Captain America Civil War

This could never get made today

Link wind wakers through space and finds a father figure in a dismembered Ganandorf

>>211479086
They're not friends what the fuck are you talking about

>>211479265
Mean Girls

>>211479265
Not another teen movie

>>211479297
the birth of a nation

>>211479311
They're best friends, remember that scene in the desert

>>211478739
I give up.

>>211479359
Mad Max Fury road

>>211479236
Angel Eyes did have some kind of prior friendship with Tuco and he makes the deal with Blondie to work together.
Either way the thread is about poorly describing movies, which calling any of them "friends" is a poor description.

>>211479224
Ratatouille

>>211479297
people say this all the time about Blazing Saddles and it bugs the shit out of me

>>211479397
The essence of a good "poor description" in this context it is that it is still accurate

>>211478451
Here's the answer if you guys are curious

Pirates of the Caribbean

a sadistic man tortures children for their sins after duping them with the promise of candy

>>211479327
Damn. Shit. That's whack!

>>211479496
that was a good one, anon

>>211474461
I'm kinda surprised no one got this one its Kill Bill

>>211479496
ahh that was a good one

a few guys get a good thing going then a borderline woman ruins everything

Erection causes man to turn into a monster

>>211477696
In Bruges

>>211479598
Fight Club?

Businessman cheaps out and finds out what happens you don't pay your employees while having guests over.

A lizard roleplays too hard and has an identity crisis and several hallucinations

>>211479497
come on that's a really obvious Willy Wonka

>>211479661
Rango

>>211479661
Rango

>>211479661
fear and loathing in RANGO

>>211479665
its also IT

Enemies come together to fight a greater enemy

>>211479598
Probably >>211479645
but could still also be Pirates of the Caribbean honestly

>>211479681
>>211479687
Yes, easy.

Hobos save christmas

It was all a dream

The sequel is better than the original

A man crashes his motorcycle and no one at his funeral knew him.

>>211479803
sorry anon, but this really is your life

>>211479650
The Menu

A south american man becomes an exterminator

>>211479864
It was Jurassic Park

a man pukes after looking at some steaks, is forced to work in isolation with a ragtag group and is faced against an identitfy thief
>>211479149
the gate
>>211479420
why? its not as crazy as birth of the nation, but i see why studio nowadays won't relase a movie like. closes thing was 1001 ways to die in the west
>>211479750
three godfather
>>211479598
the crying game. the hint is borderline. you dident say borderline personity disorder but "borderline woman" as in someone that nearly a women

A man with epilepsy becomes an hero.

Man invents amazing technology, uses it for petty bullshit

>>211479598
Casino
>>211479740
too vague, could be anything

>>211473919
This something FATE?

>>211479890
bro, in blazzing saddles the white people were the bad guys and the black guy was the good guy. This whole film is about mocking racism. Only thing they would do different is not having mel brooks play a native american

>>211479890
>the gate
Yes

>>211479890
>its not as crazy as birth of the nation, but i see why studio nowadays won't relase a movie like. closes thing was 1001 ways to die in the west
You answered your own question without realizing it.

It uses a technique where pull out the racism in a context of humor, people have a nervous laugh, and realize that's not how to behave. It's a very effective technique.

In short, you have to get here from there, and that's one of the most powerful ways.

Shame on modern self-righteous Hollywood and friends who abandon this.

In a small southern town, one man has to use the power of the law to stand up to racial prejudice and save an innocent black man from facing the death penalty.

This one has three potential answers:

To Kill a Mockingbird
or
Twelve Angry Men
or
Blazing Saddles

US soldiers fight a pointless war

>>211479895
Hacksaw Ridge

college roommates go get drunk one more time

>>211480105
No but it’s also based on real events.

>>211480091
Wait I just realized the second one doesn't quite work with my description because it takes place in Chicago
Still kind of funny they all have similar themes though if you think about it

>>211480091
i was about to say green mile but they let that dude die. Actually they fucking killed him didnt they?

>>211480146
The World’s End

Advanced alien civilization is retarded

>>211480251
battlefield earth
signs
district 9

I want to fuck the luscious green lipped alien bitches in this mid animated movie

>>211480251
Prometheus or Avatar
>>211480146
Sideways
>>211479817
Aliens
>>211479922
Antman

>>211480426
>mid animated
?

>>211480554
oh never mind. mid as in quality.

>211480444
>211479817
>Aliens
That occurred to me, but I don't think it's true. They're excellent examples of two completely different genres: horror and action There's even a YouTube video that points out the rest even jump into a different genre each time, though "better than" doesn't apply.

More likely Godfather or possibly Star Wars.

employees have to cover for their boss after a mishap

>>211479817
Terminator
The Fly
Ghostbusters
Back to the Future
Toy Story
American Pie
God Father

A woman fucks a duck

>>211480678
weekend at bernies

>>211480697
howard the duck. try harder

Alien ripoff that was itself ripped off to make Aliens.

Man uses alien technology to fight monsters

a man is wrongly hunted by his spy agency

>>211480785
Galaxy of Terror

Invisible rapist

>>211480984
hollow man

>>211480892
pacific rim

>>211474126
fesh pince of blair

>>211480994
No

>>211480984
The flash

>>211480984
scary movie 2?

>This summer, get ready for the ultimate Wall Street adventure! Patrick is a young go-getter who just wants to climb the corporate ladder and look good doing it. He's got the best business cards, the hottest reservations, and a killer workout routine! But between his demanding job at Pierce & Pierce and trying to keep up with his wild buddy Paul, Patrick's got his hands full. When Patrick isn't busy perfecting his skincare routine or explaining the deeper meaning of Phil Collins albums to his bros, he's navigating the crazy world of 1980s Manhattan nightlife! Watch as our ambitious anti-hero tries to one-up his coworkers, impress the ladies with his encyclopedic knowledge of serial killers, and maybe even score that impossible reservation at Dorsia. But when Paul shows off his superior business card, Patrick realizes he'll have to step up his game if he wants to be the most successful psycho... er, executive on Wall Street! See this hilarious romp through the excess of the '80s in a theater near you!

>>211481434
Wolf of Wallstreet

>>211481375
No

A villainous stuntman fails to beat his rival in increasingly bizarre ways before unexpectedly winning, at which point he demands a rematch.