Should have just made an episodic Hogwarts series that could have gone one forever.

Really, what they should have done is made Emma Watson my wife. Or, better yet, cloned her and made the clone my wife (younger = better).

But it couldn't. Actors would all age out of their roles eventually. And they'll never find another Hermione as cute as Emma Watson.

>>211475116 (OP)
That would require JK Rowling to write more. And obviously her writing sucks now

>see pic related

>>211475219
>now

>>211475171
Cloned Watson toys would be an excellent idea, especially if these Emma's admitted to being a bimbo.

>>211475116 (OP)
That actually makes perfect sense. A cartoon or streaming teen aimed show that uses the movies as the template for a larger world .
Even had other authors and lovers of the book series to help flesh it out.

It would be bigger then Dr.Who ever could have hoped to be and had basically ever brit around showing up for easy money and boosts to their fame.

>>211475171
Would rather have world weary feminist bitch emma. Would run a one man train on that spoiled british princess cunt and turn her out.

>>211475496
>>211475362
>>211475171
>not ordering 8 Emmabots once they're available
Live a little

>>211475219
She didn't write it.

>>211475116 (OP)
Imagine if HBO cared and they made a 11/10 cute stacy in waiting make everyone forget about Emma Watson

>>211476150
Emma could have a few cameos as a Witch Hermione arc or a temporary teacher.

>>211476351
They could make her the Harlot of Hogsmeade

>>211476150
>they made a 11/10 cute stacy in waiting make everyone forget about Emma Watson
>some half retarded zoomer bimbo going against a world class beauty that is one of the hottest women in history
Yeah that'd be funny

>>211476150
I'll still care.

>>211478388
Stanton could well become a caramel sexpot.

>>211475601
Imagine having 8 prime, completely obedient Emmabots at your beck and call.

>>211478589
No, she doesn't have the spark that distinguishes truly special people that change the world like Emma

>>211475219
>now
she fell off after curing her depression

>>211478737
I'd make those bitches clean my apartment every single day and get real jobs and live off the 8 wages. Sex would be the last thing on my mind.

>>211478865
>get real jobs
prime emmabots would look too young to get a job

>>211478919
A legal job? Yes

Anyone remember that Hermione cauldron Photoshop from chamber of secrets? I saw it as a kid on limewire and it's one of my earliest memories.

>>211479748
>does anyone here remember that Hermione cauldron photoshop
Of course, where do you think you are? Half the anons in any HP thread probably have that saved in their favorites folder on their hard drive.

>>211475116 (OP)
They could have made an episodic Hogwarts series that went on forever but it would do nothing to make it anything more than the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>211479748
>Photoshop
You mean the original?

>>211481127
Strangely familiar.

>>211481127
The X-Files did the same shit every week and stayed entertaining.

>>211476150
Part of the problem with Emma's casting as Hermione is that Hermione is not supposed to be a 10/10 beauty.
She is meant to be an average-looking, awkward girl.

>>211481649
She made them billions regardless.

>>211475116 (OP)
She was retcon to be a black chick btw. This woman was described by jkr herself as the "perfect" depiction of Hermione Granger.

>>211481796
Oh yeah, it was a brilliant business choice, but not artistically. If they cared about the franchise, they could have done much better.