>Mel Gibson brought a surprising sense of humor to the set of The Passion of the Christ. According to reports, he would often lighten the mood with practical jokes, including wearing a red clown nose and making burping noises through a bullhorn.
>After a particularly emotional scene, he once approached actress Maia Morgenstern and, without warning, placed a red clown nose on her face, causing the entire crew to burst into laughter.
Other pranks included driving home from the set drunk!
>>211476616And Hollywood wanted to crucify him for this one event. Funny how Dan Schneider could go around and lick kids feet openly without so much as a peep, but Mel says kike one time and all hell breaks loose.
>>211476727this guy still has a career
>>211476518 (OP)Love Mel but can't forgive him for antagonizing my WIFE Winona Ryder. Sorry, bros
>>211476900You're not an over dodger, are you?
Mel sucks. He's just a drunken angry cokehead with Mossad handlers posing as his security. Half of the shit in his movies is made from whole cloth. Nobody ever learned shit watching a Mel Gibson movie.
>be Hammer of the Scots
>your grandma is Queen Maude of Scotland
His sons are the same. They just tear around Malibu fucking shit up andngetting into fights. Family of dickheads and fakes and junkies.
>muh hollywood is le satanic
>i can't leave because I like money
https://youtu.be/2UoHb0ziMDA?feature=shared
>>211478047why would he leave if he knows he's good at it? have you ever created a work of art? if so then you'd know that he's not a junkie, he uses it for good.
I got drunk at a family dinner this afternoon and behaved respectfully until movie talk came up and someone brought up St. Mel. and I counldn't stop myself from quoting his rant to his then wife. Fuck
>M: Another lie, who cares. So, they look ridiculous, get rid of 'em why don't you? Anyway, uh, you know…
>O: It's none of your fucking business what they look like.
>M: It is, it is, they look stupid, I'm just telling you, it's just an appraisal. Keep them if you want, look stupid, see if I give a fuck, you know. But they're too big and they look stupid, they look like some Vegas bitch, they look like a Vegas whore. And you go around, sashaying around in your tight clothes, and stuff. I won't stand for that anymore. (unintelligible)
>O: I don't, I don't, I don't walk around in tight clothes, I stay at home for most of the time.
>M: (heated) Yes you fucking do, you go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault. All right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time, with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants (garbled) you can see your pussy from behind. And that green thing today was enough. That's provocative. OK? I'm telling you. I'm just telling you the truth! I don't like it. I don't want that woman. I don't want you! I don't believe you anymore. I don't trust you, I don't love you. I don't want you. OK?
>O: OK.
>M: Stay in the fucking house. I'm not giving it to you, but I'll let you stay there. OK? And I will take care of my child, but I don't want you anymore.
>M: You said I was mean. You were fucking annoyed at me. For what reason? I did nothing but be nice to you!
>O: What?
>M: I've done nothing but be nice to you.
>O: I didn't blame you last night.
>M: Then what were you a little bitch this morning for?
>O: I wasn't, I wasn't doing anything!
>M: (panting) What did I do? And you said 'oh, earlier today, you, oh, nevermind.' What the fuck were you gonna say?"
>O: I wasn't going to say, any, earlier today. It's just, I was gonna say about last night, that's all …
>M: (hyperventilating, then in a low voice) Why, because I let you sleep? (then, yelling) That's my fucking mistake, because I should've woke you up and said, 'fucking blow me, bitch.' I should've fucking woken you up and said 'blow me.' You would've liked that better, yeah? You needed the goddamn sleep.
>O: We were supposed to go to Jacuzzi, and you said 'you have to wait for something.'
>M: (screaming) So what if you had to wait?
>O: You said …
>M: Then you go to the goddamn Jacuzzi!
>O: I'm, I'm afraid, it's dark outside.
>M: Fuck it.
>O: I just waited for you, I waited and waited until I fell asleep. And then …
>M: Waited and waited like two and half fucking minutes. You fucking snore. (garbled) awake. You're blaming me right now! Now I'm blaming you! You went to sleep and didn't blow me!
>O: (unintelligible) ... later …
>M: I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? I'll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first! (screaming) How dare you!! How fucking dare you. (panting) Rerrrggghh!! You wanted the number of my therapist? Don't you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist. (panting) Because you got problems, more than me.
Hey guys if I've been talking to a chick for a few days and she sent me a snapchat of some black guy she's at a bar with, should I just block her. Or should I say something to her first and then block her. Im honestly really confused as to what her motive was? Its fucking odd behavior
>>211478687How are you gonna taste black seed mixed and reheated in a white womb if you don't? Use your head, faggot
>>211478773I forgot that this is the most mentally ill board my bad
>>211478687Reply "eww haha" and see what she says.
>>211478483Braveheart, Passion, Apocalypto is an impressive peak. Hacksaw would've been better with different casting.
>>211478936I already wrote "wait a second that isn't you" cuz she said she was gonna send me a picture of her. I know make fun of me call me a beta. Im just curious genuinely as to what her point was? To get a reaction like shit test me or to see of im racist or something or make me jealous? Im just really confused honestly
>>211478687Send her this and block. She won't know it's a Mel Gibson quote and she'll think you're a genius negative rizzlord.
>you go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault. All right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time, with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants you can see your pussy from behind. That's provocative. OK? I'm telling you. I'm just telling you the truth! I don't like it.
>>211478950Braveheart is shit. Like fucking terrible.
The Passion is ungenerous at best.
Apocalypto had moments but is still gratuitous and just a lomg vignette.
The Patriot was his best and better researched than Braveheart which is absolute dogshit. STILL SLOPPA but they made better sloppa then
>>211479075Is he someone famous maybe? i don't get it either.
>>211479289Idk maybe. We were kinda sexting and then she sent that
>>211479346Maybe the bull will let you suck it for some Baskin Robbins icecream.
>>211479172you might just not have the heart for it.
>>211476689Based
The Beatles are overrated and were shit
>>211476616If you can't drink and drive, you shouldn't be allowed to drive in the first place.
What is Mels best role? He was actually a good actor in the 80s amd early 90s. For me its
Mutiny on the Bounty
Mad Mel 1 and 2
Lethal Weapon 1
>>211476518 (OP)Doesn't sound very funny desu
>>211476518 (OP)>be some coked up, alcoholic, degenerate>but you're """conservative""" so you get treated like a saintSycophant direction-brains disgust me.
>>211479656Terrible take. They pioneered music and music production. Next you'll tell me The Beach Boys were shit too. Rip Brian
>>211480870the beach boys > the beatles
don't @ me
>>211480792cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>211478687>>211478773>>211478936>>211479075Forgot to mention at the end of my post but she is Asian and transgender (mtf) not sure if that matters tho
>>211479075She is passive aggressively mocking you. Best way is to just ghost her. Dont reply or make it appear you reacted, like blocking, in any way. All women are attention whores at their core and not giving shit about them is unironically the greatest insult one can dish out
>>211479075Tell her you're in love with her and see what happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UoHb0ziMDA
>>211481739Now THIS is the greatest story ever told
