>CRAACCKKKKK
>SLURRRRRP

Man, this is some good kino.

I cant find any crab legs to eat near me :(

>>211476692 (OP)
i dont like water bug food

those look so fucking good, lmao at those threads about people not eating bug meat acting like its the same thing

whoever memed crabs as a "tasty luxury food" deserves an award
even imitation crab sticks are better than real crab

Crab, lobster and shrimp taste exactly the same.

At least shrimp are cheaper and easily available

Must be watching end of days

>>211476893
>IF IT A BIG BUG IT NOT A BUG NO MO

>>211477020
not remotely true and texture certainly plays a role, I don't even care for shrimp but crab is one of my favorite foods

>>211477001
imitation crab stucks, more than anything its a type of meat only acquired seasonally which is what makes it cost more

>>211477065
crab and lobster meat is the thick muscle within, bugs are practically just goo thats the main difference besides the aesthetic repulsiveness of bugs

>>211477068
pollock is barely seasonal you retarded nigger

>>211477065
crustaceans aren't bugs or insects

>>211477020
You are trolling way too hard, or your taste buds are absolute shit.

I can't do seafood

>>211477122
>UM ACKSHULLY TAXTHINOMICHALLY SCHTHPEAKING, NOT ALL ARTHOPODS ARE INSECTS AND YOU SEE NOT ALL ISNECTS ARE BUGS HMMP!

>>211477115
oh shit bro you got me now I'm not gonna enjoy my juicy crab legs

>>211477217
Correct.

the process of breaking open the crab is incedibly satisfying too once you get good at it

>>211477128
i can't eat vegetables

>>211477020
You sound like a fan of In-n-out burger

>>211477217
you're not supposed to actually be retarded bruv

>>211476692 (OP)
You gotta be a special kind of retard to want to eat insects.

>>211477472
>i can't eat vegetables
Steamed veggies are best usually

>>211477428
>>211477584
BUG SLURPER COPE

>>211477518
>>211477125
>>211477068
You know you can actually eat meat without covering it with butter and sauces, right? You're fooling yourself if you think you can taste the difference between the innards of different shellfish

>>211477609
i mostly mean leafy greens, root vegetables are okay

>>211477614
crabs have thick muscles that make up the meat, you could crack open a huge bug and you would not have that same hardy meat, you'd know this if you ever cracked open a bug

>>211477665
Shrimp has an unbelievably different taste from snow crab and lobster. That's like saying tuna tastes the same as flounder. It's fucking retarded.

Oh, wait....You're jewish, aren't you?

>>211477665
when crab is cooked in a pot simmering with numerous vegetables, seasonings, and oils/butter the flavor is absorbed by the meat, that and some people dip it but I don't really do that, Shrimp is vastly different than crab and lobster, and even those 2 are a bit different

snibbidy snab im crab :DDD
i snibb ur budd :DDD

>>211477733
I get eating pigs, a cows anus, or vultures. What’s wrong with meat and dairy together?

>>211477776
>when crab is cooked in a pot simmering with numerous

You literally responded to a post about how the meat being unseasoned offers no specific taste specifically because you can't taste the fucking difference, you retard

>>211477856
i always thought it was just cheese thats not okay so that you could potentially have kosher non dairy cheese on a burger, why can't we eat the back half of a cow?

>>211477949
I guess it’s “dirty” that’s where the poo poo comes out and where the cow sits. I’m not a Jew but I sort of see what they are going with that logic

>>211477949
I'm not jewish, so how would I know?

why would you take crab legs to the theater when you can take some of these

>>211477949
>we

>>211477856
>I get killing an animal and throwing half of the meat away just cause
???

>>211478115
I was referring to us the gentles the normals

>>211478133
We aren’t in survival mode anymore dude. There’s literally gigantic factories that process cows.

>>211477217
>>211477122
>>211477065
Fish, plankton, sea greens and bugs from the sea.

>>211478136
What's a gentle? Is that some yiddish kike word or something?

>>211477856
The original idea was that you're not supposed to eat a cow alongside the milk of its mother

>>211478329
What if I slice open the baby calf's neck and drink its blood while masturbating with milk from its pierced udder and eating raw beef?

>>211478173
Retarded argument but since youre a nigger brain I’ll put it into a language you can understand. All those rear cuts like the tenderloin are the best ones

>>211478329
>not eating shellfish
>or cheeseburgers
because some nomad got a case of the ickies 3000 years ago
>katydids, grasshoppers, and all manner of hopping bugs OK!

>>211478329
Huh? That doesn’t make sense. The mother’s milk form the muscles of the cow. So you will always end up eating the mothers milk

>>211478473
Stfu nigga meat is meat there are no “best ones” what is this preschool?

>>211478470
You might get parasites if you eat raw meat

>>211478567
Enjoy some "pink slime", chud!

>>211478535
Did ancient Canaanites know that?

>>211478133
Religious dietary rules are just some dude trying to keep his retarded friends from killing themselves

>don't raise rabbits because they don't have any fat content
>don't eat mystery seafood because it can poison you
>don't eat kangaroos because they don't exist yet

>>211478632
It’s pretty straightforward…

>>211478653
pretty much true of all ancient taboos

>>211478621
Pink slime isn’t meat nigga kys

crabs and lobsters are bugs
back to the popcorn mines with you

>>211476755
Just go to your local movie theater

>>211476692 (OP)
My theater only serves imitation crab now, fucking sucks.

>>211478608
I've eaten sushi before and I'm fine.

>>211478904
You have a worm in your intestines

>>211477733
this kosher shit is the most clear case of religion being used to control the masses, it is obviously designed by the government of the time to stop the cattle from getting diseases from eating contaminated pigs and sea slugs

>>211478754
It's really not unless you know about things like cells, the law of conservation of energy/mass, or what it exactly is that "eating" is doing in the chemical, molecular, and biological sense. People today take that knowledge for granted because they learn at least the basics of it in elementary school, and more in-depth knowledge of till they graduate high school. No one in ancient Canaan knew what the fuck a "Vitamin" was.

Gatormeat is the ultimate kinofuel

>>211478653
Sometimes I also think it's a person being able to enforce their particular autism on people because they happen to be the head priest.
>I don't like how squirmy eels are, I'm banning them because they give me the heeby jeebies.
>Camels spit. That's gross. I'll excommunicate anyone who serves me camel meat.