Favorite Summer Blockbusters? - /tv/ (#211481652) [Archived: 1341 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:50:31 AM No.211481652
patrick bateman
patrick bateman
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>This summer, get ready for the ultimate Wall Street adventure! Patrick is a young go-getter who just wants to climb the corporate ladder and look good doing it. He's got the best business cards, the hottest reservations, and a killer workout routine! But between his demanding job at Pierce & Pierce and trying to keep up with his wild buddy Paul, Patrick's got his hands full. When Patrick isn't busy perfecting his skincare routine or explaining the deeper meaning of Phil Collins albums to his bros, he's navigating the crazy world of 1980s Manhattan nightlife! Watch as our ambitious anti-hero tries to one-up his coworkers, impress the ladies with his encyclopedic knowledge of serial killers, and maybe even score that impossible reservation at Dorsia. But when Paul shows off his superior business card, Patrick realizes he'll have to step up his game if he wants to be the most successful psycho... er, executive on Wall Street! See this hilarious romp through the excess of the '80s in a theater near you!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:08:08 AM No.211482227
p33660_p_v10_ah
p33660_p_v10_ah
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>This summer, join 13 best friends on the road trip to end all road trips! J.C. is a man on a mission to party. But his overbearing Jewish mother is always nagging him, and his dad is a bit of a "control freak". All J.C. and his best friend Pete want to do is chill with their buddies and spread good vibes, but Pops has another thing in mind for J.C.'s future. So J.C. and the boys decide to go on one last wacky bender before his dad makes him join the family business. They have everything they need; all the booze they can drink, a boat to party on, and a bodacious hooker that J.C. totally falls head-over-heels for! The gang gets into hilarious mishaps and learns a valuable lesson or two, and our hero rides into town on his hilarious wise-cracking donkey (played by Eddie Murphy). But not everyone can be as hip as J.C.! The town mayor is a total square, and some sneaky locals are trying to ruin the fun! When one of the gang sells out everyone's favorite lovable rascal, it's time for J.C., his girl, and his mom to think fast... and maybe even call in a favor from Pops!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:14:44 AM No.211482414
>This semester, get ready for the most intense music camp ever! Andrew is a young drummer who just wants to make it big in the jazz world. He's got the sticks, he's got the beats, and he's got more ambition than a kid in a candy store! But his new music teacher Fletcher is a bit of a perfectionist! Watch as our plucky hero tries to keep up with Fletcher's very enthusiastic teaching methods while juggling his studies and trying to impress his jazz-loving girlfriend. Between all-night practice sessions, surprise pop quizzes, and Fletcher's legendary pep talks that could wake the dead, Andrew's in for the ride of his life! Can he stay on tempo? And will he ever get those calluses to heal? It's a foot-tapping, heart-pounding musical adventure where our hero learns that sometimes the best teachers are the ones who really, really care! Featuring unforgettable performances and more cymbals than you can shake a stick at!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:25:06 AM No.211482699
>In this unflinching drama, 28-year-old Gord Brody returns to his parents' home in Portland, Oregon, after a failed attempt to launch his animation career in Hollywood. Confronted by his father's relentless criticism and rejection, Gord's desperation leads him to fabricate a devastating lie: he accuses his father of molesting his younger brother, Freddy. The falsehood shatters the family, resulting in Freddy's institutionalization and the dissolution of Gord's parents' marriage. As Gord grapples with the consequences of his actions, he finds an unexpected ally in Betty, a wheelchair-bound woman with dreams of creating a rocket-powered wheelchair. Their bond rekindles Gord's creative spirit, propelling him to pitch an animated series, Zebras in America, to Hollywood executives. However, his tumultuous relationship with his father continues to haunt him. In a final act of defiance and reconciliation, Gord orchestrates a surreal journey that transports his father's house to Pakistan, symbolizing the distance and complexity of their bond. "Freddy Got Fingered" is a profound examination of the lengths to which individuals will go to attain familial approval and the consequences of deceit. Through its raw portrayal of Gord's internal and external battles, the film challenges audiences to confront the complexities of love, ambition, and the human desire for connection.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:36:50 AM No.211482986
>This holiday season, get ready for the wildest Christmas adventure ever! Bill is a successful doctor in NYC, but when his wife Alice mentions she once had a crush on a sailor, Bill realizes their marriage could use a little more excitement. Bill embarks on a hilarious night out and discovers a whole world of sophisticated socialites who really know how to throw a themed gathering! Meanwhile, Alice is having dreams that she's excited to share with Bill when he gets back! Watch as our dedicated husband tries to navigate marital life, high-society etiquette, password-protected parties, and some very friendly party guests who really want to make him feel welcome! It's a romantic comedy about marriage, trust, and discovering that sometimes the most surprising adventures can happen right in your own backyard. Will Bill make it home in time for breakfast? Will he be able to satisfy Alice's dreams? Visit your local theater for a sophisticated romp through the Big Apple's most exclusive nightlife!