BLACK PHILLIP! BLACK PHILLIP! A CROWN GROWS ON HIS HEAD

for a second I thought you were singing Black Crown and now im disappointed cause you werent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmC88mDK7Y

>villain is evil because...he's protestant
do catholics really

>>211483652
this is true THOUGH

>me own daughter/son/daughter/wife/daughter/son & daughter/other daughter
>a fookin goatfucker!

>>211483759
table six needs some more cervezas, jorge

>>211483652
Protestants is Christian, but not as much as Baptists or Pentecostals.

>>211483832
I'm welsh

>>211483652
because he got his family exiled to the wilderness

>>211484320
las malvinas son inglesa

>>211484369
ok

>>211483487 (OP)
Why were these kids so BAD.
Those are some bad kids fr fr senpai.

>>211483652
Everyone there, including the townspeople that exiled them, were Protestant. The movie wasn't making any commentary like that.

>>211483652
Protestants are objectively evil tho.

>>211483487 (OP)
How insufferable you have to be, so a Pilgrim Protestants exile all your family from a village?

>>211484717
seeeeennnnnnnnoooooorrrrrrrrr

>>211483487 (OP)
OUR CORN IS TRASH

>>211484775
Just his wife being a shrew and a scold would be enough, but she's also mentally unstable. That'd get them the cold shoulder from all their neighbours.

>>211484535
Really though. With a patriarch and matriarch that hyper-strict, how did those two kids become such spoiled brats? I know kids are little shits but surely if you beat them enough, they'll shut up

>>211483487 (OP)
>BLACK PHILLIP! BLACK PHILLIP! A CROWN GROWS ON HIS HEAD
>*heavy sigh mixed with fat grunt
>*smacks lips
>"You see, the thing bitches dont understand is..."

>>211484775
Protestants believed in a literal dehumanization to become as God.
This was proven by their exile from numerous countries before finally coming to America, it was the number one reason they were kicked out of every country.

So yeah, a dude who showed such humanity that he dare question against the community?
100% would equate to an exile.

>>211485843
I shouldn't have used as God.
"To be deserving of God" probably is more appropriate.

>>211483487 (OP)
wow what incredible colour grading. I love digital!

witch breastmilk

>>211485843
>Protestants were exiled from every country
No they weren't. There were numerous Protestant nations in Europe that still have Protestant churches are their official state church.
>So yeah, a dude who showed such humanity that he dare question against the community?
Are you implying that Catholics in the 1600s were tolerant of religious differences? Are you retarded?

>>211485928
No you are correct.
The problem is "protestants".

I meant Puritan, sorry it's very late here it's 4am for me. I did make a mistake.

>>211483487 (OP)
Why the Philip gotta be black though?

>>211485928
>Protestant nations in Europe that still have
The evangelical protestantism of the pilgrims and puritans were not that of regular state church adhering protestants in Europe.
The anabaptists were thrown out of Germany like a pack of jews after trying to establish a blood-soaked millennarian sex cult during the Münster rebellion. In Sweden non-conformism was illegal until the mid 19th century

>>211486869
Puritan theology is still in line with orthodox Reformation theological beliefs. The Anabaptists were a different thing entirely and were opposed by everyone. I assume you know they have no connection to modern Baptists.

>>211483487 (OP)
BBC Phillip

>DOST THOU UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH TUNG?

>>211485829
>That Darn Pussy
>VVith Patrice O'Neal

>>211483487 (OP)
>>211483652
>be retarded protestant in a retarded prot community
>being so retarded that even other retards despise you
>move to the infertile wilderness
>because you can't grow shit
>your family suffers famine, shickness, allucinations and death
>constantly abuse your family, physically and mentally ("muh omnipotent god")
>instead of taking responsability, blame a goat
>goat kills you for being a retard
Why Negus Filipus was evil again?

>>211484364
>>211484577
the father essentially exiled themselves by admonishing the other villagers for not being godly enough. pride was his sin, the son's was lust, thw mother's was greed, anya's was envy, the twins' was gluttony and they all get got for it

>>211483487 (OP)
>why do you always have to say "BLACK Phillip?"
>just call me Phillip you fucking racists

>we will never have prime anya again
;_;

>Heh...butter and dresses? Count me in
>Wait, what are you doing? Why am I an ugly hag? Why must I do your bidding? Wh-what are you dong? Are you FUCKING ME WITH YOU BIG BLACK PHILIPP COCK (BB[P]C)? YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT WA-...it was in the CONTRACT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
>What's that shining light...why does it BURN? WHY DO I HEAR CHORAL MUSIC? WHAT'S GOING ON WHY AM I TUMBLING INTO THE BLACKNESS
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS THIS FIRE IS UNBEARABLE I WAS PROMISED BUTTER AND DRESSES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO