Jurassic Park - /tv/ (#211485166) [Archived: 1393 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:11:21 AM No.211485166
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The poster looks like a porn parody
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:23:47 AM No.211485443
The poster looks like a porn parody
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:26:03 AM No.211485482
My penis looks like a porn parody
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:34:46 AM No.211485647
>>211485166 (OP)
I would like to see her take on Dinosaur Penis
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:37:43 AM No.211485699
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i tried
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:46:58 AM No.211485893
>>211485699
heh
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:49:57 AM No.211485934
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>>211485166 (OP)
when all's said and done, I think we can agree dinosaurs have some pretty sexy calves
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:53:02 AM No.211485990
>>211485166 (OP)
Jurassic Pork
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:55:57 AM No.211486024
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>tfw no dino gf
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:02:34 AM No.211486144
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:03:55 AM No.211486168
>>211485166 (OP)
>come see our movie it has dinosaurs and women with tits.
I like both these things so have already booked a ticket.

Marketing for films has been really crap the last 5 years, so its churlish of you to complain when a company actually tries to sell a film rather than taking the money and doing a few posts on Facebook and nothing else. Considering marketing costs are supposedly the same as the film budget its obvious the studios are being taken for a ride.

JW, Superman, Lilo and Stitch and even Blandtastic Bore are doing well because of good marketing campaigns. Compare that to that Pixar one about the black fellow kid who wants to get anal probed or something, you can't even remember the name of that one without googling it and all the marketing is just pictures of the kid looking nondescript, giving zero reason why you might want to see the film.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:04:00 AM No.211486169
Aren't dinosaurs supposed to have feathers now
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:06:02 AM No.211486195
>>211486168
>women with tits
Nigga, Scarlet looks like shit now.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:06:31 AM No.211486204
>>211485166 (OP)
I watched a couple of these JW knockoffs. This one I think I'll skip lol. Thanks for alerting us to this poster, or "shitster" if you like.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:07:48 AM No.211486226
>>211486168
>women with tits

She got a breast reduction like 10 years ago bro
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:09:24 AM No.211486250
>>211485166 (OP)
Someone should text "The Wall" next to her face because it is definitely over.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:10:48 AM No.211486272
>>211486195
I would still very much approve of her giving me a sausage sandwich, and would consider rewarding her endeavours with a beautiful pearl necklace.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:12:49 AM No.211486296
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>>211485166 (OP)
She's aging poorly
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:13:19 AM No.211486302
>>211486168
>Marketing for films has been really crap the last 5 years, so its churlish of you to complain when a company actually tries to sell a film rather than taking the money and doing a few posts on Facebook and nothing else.
>churlish
this kid went to college lmao
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:17:26 AM No.211486368
>>211486168
what a fucking retard you are
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:26:27 AM No.211486491
>>211486368
LOL, LOL @ the mouth-breathing incel who hates tits and dinosaurs, for some weird, unfathomable reason. As real man these are the 2 things you should like, how mind broken are you?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:28:03 AM No.211486514
>>211485699
DINOD
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:30:21 AM No.211486545
Is that Granbo?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:34:23 AM No.211486607
>>211486302
Considering he wrote "its" instead of "it's" I'm not so sure he did.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:40:12 AM No.211486682
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>>211485166 (OP)
poor dino will have his bowels filled with plastic
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:41:23 AM No.211486700
>>211486682
>Scarjo was literally never good looking
ha
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:36 PM No.211486968
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>>211486682
>>211485166 (OP)
LMAO she's so fucking inferior to Sydney.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:03:38 PM No.211486986
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>>211486968
scarjewcucks btfo
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:31 PM No.211487241
>>211485699
>This will sell our film
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:41:31 PM No.211488356
>>211486968
>>211486986
She's like a decade younger
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:00:34 PM No.211488659
>>211485166 (OP)
>PARKED
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:08:39 PM No.211488804
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>>211485166 (OP)
>The poster looks like a porn parody
More common than you'd think
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:09:55 PM No.211488836
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>>211485166 (OP)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:46 PM No.211488895
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>>211486169
These aren't dinosaurs. They are genetically engineered theme park monsters.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:21:33 PM No.211489056
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>>211485166 (OP)
Stop posting porn innuendos, thirdie